Snafu the Great
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Johnny Cage vs Rufus
Johnny Cage is in Rome working on a remake of the Bruce Lee classic Way of the Dragon , with himself playing the role of karate champion Colt (played by Chuck Norris), while Fei Long is playing Bruce Lee's title character.
Unfortunately, Rufus is also in Rome, looking for Ken (who was in Monaco with his wife), but had taken a wrong turn.
Rufus crashes the movie set inside the Colisieum, wrecking shop on the muscle in his search for Ken. Instead, he finds a pissed-off Johnny Cage. Cage himself is friends with Ken (who gave him Ryu's number when Johnny needed a karate coordinator for his flicks), and decides to kick the self-styled Kung Fu master's arse to the moon.
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Oct 25th, 2009 05:24 PM
Ridley_Prime
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Uh... awkward match is awkward, regardless of the victor.
And I remember Way of the Dragon. Haha. Classic. Wasn't that like the only movie where Chuck Norris was a bad guy and lost?
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Oct 26th, 2009 06:04 AM
Quincy
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Johnny Cage
ballbreaker = win
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Oct 26th, 2009 02:12 PM
The Warlord
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Quincy
Johnny Cage
ballbreaker = win
One good cup check to the American Fat ass,and he's down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oct 28th, 2009 02:54 AM
MooCowofJustice
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Rufus wins.
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Oct 28th, 2009 03:13 AM
NemeBro
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Quincy
Johnny Cage
ballbreaker = win
That's under the assumption he can even find Rufus' ballz.
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Oct 28th, 2009 09:23 AM
EvilAngel
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Ridley_Prime
Chuck Norris was a bad guy and lost?
Lies
Yeah it was, pretty bad fight though ^^'
Oct 28th, 2009 12:11 PM
Ridley_Prime
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Indeed.
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Oct 28th, 2009 01:23 PM
Snafu the Great
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Ridley_Prime
Indeed.
That five-hit combo Chuck did was vicious.
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Oct 28th, 2009 08:11 PM
Ridley_Prime
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Snafu the Great
That five-hit combo Chuck did was vicious.
Yeah, but after that, the fight scene itself just went downhill... and I'm not sayin' that because Bruce won.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by I-Drop
Cage knocks his head off & everybody celebrates.
Ah, I-Drop is here. The circle is now complete again.
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Nov 3rd, 2009 06:55 AM
Quincy
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by NemeBro
That's under the assumption he can even find Rufus' ballz.
Rufus is one big ball
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Nov 3rd, 2009 06:16 PM
NemeBro
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by I-Drop
Cage knocks his head off & everybody celebrates.
LEAVE NAO!
JOHNNY CAGE IS A HOMO!!!
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Nov 3rd, 2009 11:29 PM
Quincy
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by NemeBro
LEAVE NAO!
JOHNNY CAGE IS A HOMO!!!
Incorrect
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Nov 4th, 2009 02:42 AM
MooCowofJustice
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No, he was correct.
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Nov 4th, 2009 02:50 AM
NemeBro
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Johnny Cage sucks ballz man.
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Nov 4th, 2009 02:52 AM
I-Drop
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Nah. He's cool and doesn't suck anything. The original MK only had one character that sucks & it wasn't Cage. Rufus on the other hand.......
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Nov 4th, 2009 03:42 AM
MooCowofJustice
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Rufus on the other hand is ****ing amazing.
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Nov 4th, 2009 04:02 AM
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