Nemesis X
Cynical Tyrant
Gender: Male Location: In Luna's mane, chasing STAAARS!
The "Shoot Link" Game!
This is for all you Link haters out there. The hero of Hyrule gets trapped in a shooting gallery and is a target for everybody to shoot.
These are the shooters:
1. Master Chief (Halo)
2. Marcus Fenix (Gears of War)
3. Chris Redfield (Resident Evil 5)
4. Leon Kennedy (Resident Evil 4)
5. Vincent Valentine (Final Fantasy)
6. Dante (Devil May Cry)
Each of the shooters can only go one at a time and after each contender is done, Link will be recovered automatically so the next shooter can get his chance to shoot the skirt wearing elf. Although when the game is over, Link will die because he doesn't get healed after the last contender is done. The time limit in one minute and no, Link cannot fight back and he doesn't have his shield but he can run around to try to dodge the gun fire if he can.
Who will inflict the most damage on Link?
Nov 29th, 2009 01:06 AM
ScreamPaste
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I lol'd.
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Nov 29th, 2009 01:43 AM
Ridley_Prime
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I smell another fanboy war coming.
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Nov 29th, 2009 01:44 AM
iChaos
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(I demand a Kratos game!)
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Nemesis X
Link cannot fight back and he doesn't have his shield but he can run around to try to dodge the gun fire if he can.
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Nov 29th, 2009 02:51 AM
Nemesis X
Cynical Tyrant
Gender: Male Location: In Luna's mane, chasing STAAARS!
quote: (post ) Originally posted by iChaos
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(I demand a Kratos game!)
And already the Link fanboys strike back.
Nov 29th, 2009 02:57 AM
iChaos
The Embodiment of Chaos
Gender: Male Location: In the universe, causing chaos.
And I'm not even a Link fanboy
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Nov 29th, 2009 03:15 AM
Nemesis X
Cynical Tyrant
Gender: Male Location: In Luna's mane, chasing STAAARS!
quote: (post ) Originally posted by iChaos
And I'm not even a Link fanboy
Then shut up with your facepalms.
I'm never gonna make a Kratos game because why make a game on a character I like?
Nov 29th, 2009 03:28 AM
iChaos
The Embodiment of Chaos
Gender: Male Location: In the universe, causing chaos.
Why make a pointless topic for a character you hate?
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Nov 29th, 2009 03:29 AM
Nemesis X
Cynical Tyrant
Gender: Male Location: In Luna's mane, chasing STAAARS!
quote: (post ) Originally posted by iChaos
Why make a pointless topic for a character you hate?
It's just for laughs, Link actually makes good target practice, and he's gay.
Here's the evidence:
(I only mentioned the gay part just to piss Screampaste off )
Nov 29th, 2009 03:40 AM
iChaos
The Embodiment of Chaos
Gender: Male Location: In the universe, causing chaos.
Now that I think about it, it might be possible (or not).
(lol @ the video)
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Nov 29th, 2009 03:45 AM
AthenasTrgrFngr
Don't wanna die...
Gender: Female Location: No Russian
i like this game even more than the hit dante in the nuts game!
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Nov 29th, 2009 05:18 AM
MooCowofJustice
Too Far Gone
Gender: Male Location: United States
The bullets stop in midair because they are too afraid to dare touching Link.
Leon and Chris' bullets make a u-turn and hit them in the throats.
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Nov 29th, 2009 06:26 AM
ScreamPaste
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Gender: Male Location: 1/9.7'rd Horseman of the Apocalypse
It only pissed me off when Voyeur did it. Could care less about the opinion of someone who's proven several times they should have the right to an opinion taken away. Particularly not their opinion on a fictional character. Your going out of your way just to get my attention is noted though. Cute.
This thread will end in lolz, you're trolling yourself. It actually amused me, the resident Link fanboy. So, yeah. Congratz.
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Nov 29th, 2009 10:17 AM
Sin_Volvagia
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I think Vincent Valentine has the most destructive guns so he wins.
Runnerups are Marcus Fenix (Hammer of Dawn) and Master Chief (Spartan Laser).
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Nov 29th, 2009 01:53 PM
BloodRain
Knight of Retribution
Gender: Male Location: Midcyru
They all fight over who gets to go first and end up shooting each other, then Link gets free and adds their guns to his collection :3
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Nov 29th, 2009 03:12 PM
iChaos
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by BloodRain
They all fight over who gets to go first and end up shooting each other
Except Dante won't be killed.
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Nov 29th, 2009 05:20 PM
NemeBro
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Saint of Killers walks into this thread and shoots Nemesis X.
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Nov 29th, 2009 08:22 PM
BloodRain
Knight of Retribution
Gender: Male Location: Midcyru
quote: (post ) Originally posted by iChaos
Except Dante won't be killed.
He gets bored/ sees some chick walk by/ gets hungry, and leaves. Better? lol
Nov 29th, 2009 08:28 PM
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