The bartender says "I thought his kind hates civilization *gestures* you must have really Forced him in here."
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Just no.
__________________ Every time this fool be come along
He gots you noobs cryin' out fo' mom
Leave the scene lookin' like Vietnam
Might as well call him "Matt Atom Bomb"
Like his name suggests, he's quite atomic
And this fool - he likes DC Comics
Two energy swords make up his symbol
And trust me, dawg, this homie's nimble
__________________ Recently Produced and Distributed Young but High-Ranking Political Figure of Royal Ancestry within the Modern American Town Affectionately Referred To as Bel-Air.
Clearly, the Jedi was the Ewok, and the Sith is a Jawa. Both immediately fight over who takes the last barstool before the droid bartender tells them "No meatbags".