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Jinsoku Takai
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A Jedi, a Sith, and an Ewok Walk into a Bar...

A Jedi, a Sith, and an Ewok Walk into a Bar...

I'm bored! Finish the joke.


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I don't know about you, but I smell a threesome coming.


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Get it? get it


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Jinsoku Takai
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Originally posted by RagingBoner
I don't know about you, but I smell a threesome coming.


laughing out loud




Get it? get it


no expression


messed


I get it




no


But no.


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Is it that theres 3 of them, so they can have a threesome?


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the 2nd ewok ducks?

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The bartender says "I thought his kind hates civilization *gestures* you must have really Forced him in here."

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Just no.


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Hey! You yet live. Whadda ya know.


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Clearly, the Jedi was the Ewok, and the Sith is a Jawa. Both immediately fight over who takes the last barstool before the droid bartender tells them "No meatbags".


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