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Denton Van Zan vs Bambi

in the interest of giving van zan a fair shot:

denton van zan

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talents: bullying and assaulting post-apacalyptic survivors who are smaller than him. master of posing, poor aiming, rage-quit-suicide.

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bambi

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talents: running, jumping & frolicking with wilderness friends.


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laughing out loud

Bambi stomps..! Confounds Van Zan culminating in rage and more suicide...


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so quick deny van zan? i think there's a challenge here.


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I think Bambi may kill herself before Zan does. laughing


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bambi is a male. possibly more male than van zan. open for debate though.


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At the end of the movie Bambi was a full sized stag and the "Great Prince of the Forest"


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i should have stated "young bambi".

again i wanted it to be fair.


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Van Zan dines on delicious deer meat with a cup of McClane's blood to wash it down /thread


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Then I'd say Van Zan takes 8/10.

The two loses is when he misses with his arrow, rages and jumps off the nearest cliff. Suicidal people, you know.


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Originally posted by focus4chumps
bambi is a male. possibly more male than van zan. open for debate though.


Bambi was a guy? Oh well.......sucks to be Zan.


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Re: Denton Van Zan vs Bambi

lets keep it fair, now. i wasnt trying to impale van zan with antlers.

again:


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hmmm...possibly a competative poser


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Does Van have any weapons?


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I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.

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one explosive arrow and ax.

as in the film, his aiming is gimped by default so he has to get close.


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It all comes down to the arrow.


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I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.

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He has to get close?

Then I would like to amend my previous 8/10 to 5/10. Van Zan equally dines on venison as he rage quits off a cliff.


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i wasnt confining bambi. just being clear that van zan's aim remains canon


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I might have to drop it down to 3-4/10 then for Van Zan dining of venison bits. Giving Van Zan 6-7 rage induced suicide jumps off a cliff.


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forgot to add: no assistance from the hunter that killed bambi's mom


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Yes that would be fair to Van Zan...hes gonna have his work cut out for him, as it is...


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for some odd reason, this thread is the top google hit for "denton van zan vs".

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