elrond72
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Gender: Male Location: United Kingdom
The Bride (Kill Bill) vs Babydoll (Sucker Punch)
The Bride vs Babydoll (Hero version)
One katana each.
Neutral Arena.
Fight to the death.
Who wins?
p.s. Outfits left to your own imagination.
Jun 1st, 2013 05:40 PM
SevenShackles
Missa pro defunctis
Gender: Male Location: MAD MAD World
Baby doll.
Outfits? Nah they don't need that.
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Jun 1st, 2013 05:51 PM
KingD19
Shai-Gen's Enigmatic Wong
Gender: Male Location: Land of the Lost
Didn't Babydoll fight giant armored samurai zombies? One toting a gattling gun? And win?
She is superior to Beatrix in every way, by a large margin.
Much higher strength.
Better durability(getting kicked dozens of feet and not being hurt)
Better agility/speed.
Bride may be a better pure swordsman, but Babydoll is a legit superhuman who has some form of mega attack that she uses at the end.
Spite thread. Maybe unintentional, but yeah, spite.
Jun 1st, 2013 05:55 PM
BruceSkywalker
The BatLord of the Jedi
Gender: Male Location: The Batcave
they throw down their swords and have wide lesbionic sex ftw
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Jun 1st, 2013 07:21 PM
KingD19
Shai-Gen's Enigmatic Wong
Gender: Male Location: Land of the Lost
quote: (post ) Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
they throw down their swords and have wide lesbionic sex ftw
This guy...this is the guy.
Jun 1st, 2013 11:28 PM
quanchi112
Disney
Gender: Male Location: Best company on the planet
Bride wins.
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Jun 2nd, 2013 06:46 AM
Silent Master
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Gender: Unspecified Location: United States
IOW, this is another movie you haven't seen.
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I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.
Jun 2nd, 2013 06:58 AM
quanchi112
Disney
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Silent Master
IOW, this is another movie you haven't seen.
I saw it but obviously you're projecting again.
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Jun 2nd, 2013 07:02 AM
KingD19
Shai-Gen's Enigmatic Wong
Gender: Male Location: Land of the Lost
Did you see the video I posted? Of Babydool taking hits that sent her like 100 feet through a several foot thick door. Blocking that same level of force, outrunning bullets and the like?
What can Kiddo possibly do to her? She's probably too durable to even be cut by her. She's clearly superhuman and on a level far beyond anything in the Kill Bill verse.
Jun 2nd, 2013 08:58 AM
Ascendancy
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Gender: Location: Amerika
I don't care what Babydoll took down, she doesn't have the speed or close in skill with a sword to survive.
You honestly think Babydoll could have survived the sword fight with the Crazy 88s, then killed off O-Ren? She is not remotely on the Bride's level.
Jun 2nd, 2013 05:19 PM
the ninjak
FRINGE Division
Gender: Male Location: Going Turbo!
Didn't she kill a dragon and fought through train carriages of cyborgs?
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Jun 2nd, 2013 05:50 PM
Silent Master
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified Location: United States
Yes, she did.
However, quan doesn't know that as he's never seen the movie.
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posted by Badabing
I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.
Jun 2nd, 2013 06:06 PM
the ninjak
FRINGE Division
Gender: Male Location: Going Turbo!
The Bride is not Pai Mei!!!!!!!
I can't stress this enough.
And even Pai Mei would struggle to achieve the feats Baby Doll accomplished.
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Jun 2nd, 2013 06:12 PM
SevenShackles
Missa pro defunctis
Gender: Male Location: MAD MAD World
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Ascendancy
I don't care what Babydoll took down, she doesn't have the speed or close in skill with a sword to survive.
You honestly think Babydoll could have survived the sword fight with the Crazy 88s, then killed off O-Ren? She is not remotely on the Bride's level.
Babydoll would handle anything and everything the killbill movies could offer and make it look easy in comparison to Beatrix's performance.
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Jun 2nd, 2013 09:39 PM
FrothByte
Nailcutter Massacre
Gender: Male Location:
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Ascendancy
I don't care what Babydoll took down, she doesn't have the speed or close in skill with a sword to survive.
You honestly think Babydoll could have survived the sword fight with the Crazy 88s, then killed off O-Ren? She is not remotely on the Bride's level.
Babydoll went through a train load of robots. I don't see Beatrix fighting off 3 stone giant samurais or a dragon.
Not quite fair for Beatrix though. After all, Babydoll's "skill" is imaginary while hers is real. Still for the purposes of this thread, Babydoll's imaginary skill is superhuman compared to Beatrix's skill.
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Jun 2nd, 2013 11:36 PM
KingD19
Shai-Gen's Enigmatic Wong
Gender: Male Location: Land of the Lost
It's not fair either way.
Either it's Bride against a young girl with no training.
Or it's a blatant superhuman against Bride.
Jun 2nd, 2013 11:44 PM
Silent Master
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified Location: United States
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posted by Badabing
I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.
Jun 2nd, 2013 11:46 PM
Zack Fair
Fanboy
Gender: Male Location: Under Satsuki's heel
quote: (post ) Originally posted by SevenShackles
Babydoll would handle anything and everything the killbill movies could offer and make it look easy in comparison to Beatrix's performance.
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Jun 3rd, 2013 08:02 AM
quanchi112
Disney
Gender: Male Location: Best company on the planet
quote: (post ) Originally posted by KingD19
Did you see the video I posted? Of Babydool taking hits that sent her like 100 feet through a several foot thick door. Blocking that same level of force, outrunning bullets and the like?
What can Kiddo possibly do to her? She's probably too durable to even be cut by her. She's clearly superhuman and on a level far beyond anything in the Kill Bill verse.
Cut and kill her.
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Jun 3rd, 2013 01:00 PM
quanchi112
Disney
Gender: Male Location: Best company on the planet
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Silent Master
Yes, she did.
However, quan doesn't know that as he's never seen the movie.
Yes, and she was nuts. None of it was really happening, kiddo.
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Jun 3rd, 2013 01:01 PM
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