The Birth of the KMC SW:EU Section Fanfiction Poem
The darkness came without a warning, without a sound.
We all knew when He came. The One. The Immortal. The Revan.
He sat on top of His fortress, annoyed over NemeBro's lack of sexyness.
Nephthys the Pony of Baneville came to Him, angry.
"Why do thy sit on this fortress all knowing? You are no god."
The Revan said nothing, but Nephthys soon dropped. Dead.
ILS the Barbarian of ComicVime came to Him, angry.
"Why do thy think you are more powerful then Ominin? You are no god."
The Revan said nothing, but ILS soon dropped. Dead.
Badabing the Great of Raptortown came to Him, angry.
"Why do none wank you as much as you deserve to be wanked?"
The Revan spoke, bold and crisp. His only words. His eternal words.
"You are the Chosen One. Lead my people to KMC. You will guide them."
And so it was done. This is the birth of KMC. This is the story of Badabing.
__________________ "There is only Revan. Only he can shape this galaxy as it is meant to be shaped."
Last edited by Jaggarath on Dec 1st, 2014 at 10:54 PM
__________________ "Vader's pulse and breathing were machine-regulated, so they could not quicken; but something in his chest became more electric around his meetings with the Emperor; he could not say how. A feeling of fullness, of power, of dark and demon mastery -- of secret lusts, unrestrained passion, wild submission -- all these things were in Vader's heart as he neared his Emperor. These things and more."
Then Selenial of Mothercity came to Him, angry.
"Why have you cursed my child because I did not name him Meetra?"
The Revan said nothing, but Beniboy and Aurbere soon dropped. Dead.
__________________ "There is only Revan. Only he can shape this galaxy as it is meant to be shaped."
__________________ "Vader's pulse and breathing were machine-regulated, so they could not quicken; but something in his chest became more electric around his meetings with the Emperor; he could not say how. A feeling of fullness, of power, of dark and demon mastery -- of secret lusts, unrestrained passion, wild submission -- all these things were in Vader's heart as he neared his Emperor. These things and more."
Dec 1st, 2014 10:48 PM
Same here xD
