Gender: Male Location: The Fortress of Solitude in Venus
Your sex life vs super powers
You will be granted super powers with a price to pay.
Your sex life will be changed completely.
Pick one:
1.- Silver Enuch:
You will be granted the powers of Silver Surfer as an exchange you will be a silver enuch incapable of having a penis. Your best bet for sexual relief will be to jerk off mentally because you don't have any sexual organs. But you still have the human desire for sex.
2.- Superjackoff:
You will be granted the powers of Superman, but you will be restrained by your own mental block of "letting it go" in fears of causing a mayor disaster with your orgasm of causing the death of the woman you love. Your only relief will be to squeeze the goose with your invunerable hand on your invunerable skin and even that will cause you to restrain your orgasm because you know that even with a simple sneeze you can destroy a solar system.
3.- The Splash
You will be granted the powers of the Flash however everything will be so slow that it will become boring thus making erection imposible or that if you use your full speed any woman or man (depending on your preference) will burst in flames because of friction. Your only relief will be a super speed jerk off that will cause global warming and the destruction of earth as we know it.
4.- The Gulp.
You are granted the powers of the Hulk, however being as emotional and as bipolar as the Hulk is having sex and let your emotions go will be a disaster for humanity. Your only relief will be being alone in a new mexico desert jerking off to pictures of the girl you like forever.
5.- The Batman.
No superpowers but lots of money and girls who want to screw your brains out. Unfortunately you are mentally unstable to have a grown up relationship.
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Last edited by Rao Kal El on May 24th, 2017 at 10:25 PM
Depending on wherher you get off on the idea that your sex will literally end the world or not.
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As long as I never have to worry about running out of Bat girl Sponges I am all for the Bats Pick.
All thought the more I think about being able to hold the world to ransom with the threat of destruction being centered around my FlyBoy....that is pretty appealing too.
You all better make sure I don't get THAT BORED ....OR ELSE!!!!!!!!!!
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Gender: Male Location: The Fortress of Solitude in Venus
Well being mentally unstable is a pretty board term.
You are basically a traumatized 8 year old who has mommy daddy issues. Who knows if will be even capable of having an adult conversation let alone a hard on.
Gender: Male Location: The Fortress of Solitude in Venus
Yes I do have lots of free time now a days.
In option 4 you have all of the hulks powers, however lets just put it this way. If you trully let go it will be hearth of the monster all over again. Your best bet will be to jerk off in a desert restraining your own orgasm while you are jerking off.
Gender: Male Location: The Fortress of Solitude in Venus
I should put the Aquaman
While you will have all the powers of Aquaman and basically will be the king of 3/4 of the planet and ultimately you will be the ultimate surf boy. All the women in the world wont be sexually attracted to you. Only mermaids or fishes will want to mate with you. Yes that means mermaids as in fish tails and women upper torsos. That means fish sexual organs and mouths with serrated teeth like a fish
The cyclops:
You will be granted the powers of cyclops however you will be incapable of using your eyes to see the partner you are screwing up. This could lead to surprises of being unable to know if you are screwing a girl or a guy also if you are screwing a girl you will not be able to tell if she is hot not with out the dangers of killing her. Mind that if you open your eyes you will destroy or kill what ever is in your sight or in it's path.
The Reed
You will be granted the powers and intelligency of Reed Richards however you will have a weird fetish for your wife or significant one to cheat on you with weird Namor type of guys. You could fix this since you are smart enough but it's a fetish so you won't mind at all.
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Thank You Prof. T.C McAbe, You are Superman!
Last edited by Rao Kal El on May 25th, 2017 at 12:11 AM
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