Whenever I'm putting random comments in, I'll type (RC)
(RC)
T: What're they doing?
C: What?
T: I said: What're they doing?
C: They're just standing and talking, okay. That's all they're doing. That's all they EVER do, is just stand there and talk. That's what they were doing last week. That's what they were doing when you asked me FIVE minutes ago. So FIVE MINUTES from NOW, when you ask me again: "What are they doing?" they will still be standing there. And they will STILL be talking!!!
T:Oh.............what're they talking about?
C:You know what? I f--king hate you.
Meh.....they are just RvB quotes....I lourve you LL.
S: Son... why in hell would you attempt CPR for a bullet wound in the head? It doesn't make a lick of sense.
G: It's great to see you too, Sarge.
S: And I mean it's also damned inconsistent! What would you do if I got stabbed in the toe, rub my neck with aloe vera?
S: Son, we order you to surrender!
C:*to team* Huh, that guy has one bullet left in his gun. OKAY! But to surrender, you gotta give us something!
Si: What?! You're surrendering, moron! You don't get anything but humiliation and defeat!
C:Yeah, we already got that! What else you got for us?
Si: Well, what do you guys want?
C: We want you to admit that Red Team sucks!!
Si:We want something in return, though!
S: How about if we admit that ONE OF US sucks?
Counds good to me! And you guys can have this dumb medic!
D: What? Hey, I ain't dumb.
(twenty minutes later)
C:Okay! So we agree to the terms! You first, and then we send over the medic!
S: Come on son, you're up on stage.
G:All right, all right. I just would like to let everyone know that I suck.
C:And?
G:And that I'm a girl....
C:What else:
G:And I like ribbons in my hair. And I want to kiss all the boys.
C: Rookie....did you just call my girlfriend a cow?
T:No, he called her a sl--.
C:...............
(several minutes later)
C:Rookie, just go back inside, okay? Me and tucker have to plan.
Ca: Why me?
C: Because you need to uh....give our flag to the general....*back me up here tucker*
T: Wha - Oh yeah. The general, of course.... We need you to give the flag to the general when he comes by, okay?
Ca: Uhm....
C:Okay, good. Now go inside.
Ca: But why is it so important?
C:Because it's blue.
T:And we're blue.
C:Now SHUT UP AND GET BACK INSIDE!!!
(Caboose goes inside and runs back out)
Ca: Hey...Mr.Church, sir?
C:Oh my god.........WHAT?! *tucker i swear I'm gonna kill this guy..*
Ca: Sorry about calling your girl back home...a sl--.
C:ROOKIE! OH MY GOD, you are going to drive me CRAZY! Just SHUT THE F--- UP, AND GET BACK INSIDE! JUST STAY THERE! God.....