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Röland
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Thörin
Haha.

Edit: I mean haha.

That made me laugh for some reason.

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May 8th, 2007 04:02 AM

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ThorinWoofer
Static Stance

Gender: Male
Location: Your mom...

quote: (post)
Originally posted by LethalFemme

That's funny cause it's really Slay.

I'll just have to torture you.

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May 8th, 2007 04:02 AM

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Punkyhermy
like memory in motion

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Mrs. Kim: You're science partners?
Lane: Yes Mama, I invited him over to work.
Mrs. Kim: Work?
Lane: On our science project.
Mrs. Kim: [very suspiciously] Reproduction?
Lane: Spores, molds and fungus.

May 8th, 2007 04:02 AM

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silver_tears
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Thörin
Lemme' borrow it.

Nah.

May 8th, 2007 04:05 AM

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LethalFemme
Year Of The Femme

Gender: Female
Location: Kiss Kiss

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Röland
I didn't want it anyway.

Good cause you're only half anyways.

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Thörin
I'll just have to torture you.

With your tongue?

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May 8th, 2007 04:05 AM

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Punkyhermy
like memory in motion

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Lorelai: Hey, do you remember the first time we met?
Luke: What?
Lorelai: I'm just trying to remember the first time we met. It must have been at Luke's, right?
Luke: [nods] It was at Luke's, it was at lunch, it was a very busy day, the place was packed, and this person...
Lorelai: Ooh, is it me? Is it me?
Luke: This person comes tearing into the place in a caffeine frenzy.
Lorelai: [happily] Ooh, it's me.
Luke: I was with a customer. She interrupts me, wild-eyed, begging for coffee, so I tell her to wait her turn. Then she starts following me around, talking a mile a minute, saying God knows what. So finally I turn to her, and I tell her she's being annoying - sit down, shut up, I'll get to her when I get to her.
Lorelai: Y'know, I bet she took that very well, 'cause she sounds just delightful.
Luke: She asked me what my birthday was. I wouldn't tell her. She wouldn't stop talking. I gave in. I told her my birthday. Then she opened up the newspaper to the horoscope page, wrote something down, tore it out, handed it to me.
Lorelai: God, seriously. You wrote the menu, didn't you?
Luke: So I'm looking at this piece of paper in my hand, and under Scorpio, she had written 'You will meet an annoying woman today. Give her coffee and she'll go away.' I gave her coffee.
Lorelai: [grins] But she didn't go away.
Luke: She told me to hold on to that horoscope, put it in my wallet, and carry it around with me -
[takes a piece of paper from his wallet and gives it to her]
Luke: one day it would bring me luck.
Lorelai: [teasing] Well, man, I will say anything for a cup of coffee
[reads it, grows serious]
Lorelai: Um... I can't believe you kept this. You kept this in your wallet?
[sees his face]
Lorelai: You kept this in your wallet.
Luke: Eight years.
Lorelai: [emotionally] Eight years

May 8th, 2007 04:06 AM

Röland
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Good cause you're only half anyways.

Oh yea?

Well, you only have half of a.......boob...... yeah no expression

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May 8th, 2007 04:06 AM

ThorinWoofer
Static Stance

Gender: Male
Location: Your mom...

quote: (post)
Originally posted by silver_tears
Nah.

Where's my drawing?

quote: (post)
Originally posted by LethalFemme

With your tongue?

Yes.

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May 8th, 2007 04:07 AM

LethalFemme
Year Of The Femme

Gender: Female
Location: Kiss Kiss

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Röland
Oh yea?

Well, you only have half of a.......boob...... yeah

You only half 1/4 a penis and 8 nuts. no expression

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May 8th, 2007 04:07 AM

LethalFemme
Year Of The Femme

Gender: Female
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Originally posted by Thörin
Where's my drawing? Yes.

Have I ever told you you're my fav Thorin out of all the Thorin's in all the world?

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May 8th, 2007 04:08 AM

Röland
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by LethalFemme
You only half 1/4 a penis and 8 nuts.

That sounds painful. no expression

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May 8th, 2007 04:08 AM

silver_tears
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Punkyhermy
Lorelai: Hey, do you remember the first time we met?
Luke: What?
Lorelai: I'm just trying to remember the first time we met. It must have been at Luke's, right?
Luke: [nods] It was at Luke's, it was at lunch, it was a very busy day, the place was packed, and this person...
Lorelai: Ooh, is it me? Is it me?
Luke: This person comes tearing into the place in a caffeine frenzy.
Lorelai: [happily] Ooh, it's me.
Luke: I was with a customer. She interrupts me, wild-eyed, begging for coffee, so I tell her to wait her turn. Then she starts following me around, talking a mile a minute, saying God knows what. So finally I turn to her, and I tell her she's being annoying - sit down, shut up, I'll get to her when I get to her.
Lorelai: Y'know, I bet she took that very well, 'cause she sounds just delightful.
Luke: She asked me what my birthday was. I wouldn't tell her. She wouldn't stop talking. I gave in. I told her my birthday. Then she opened up the newspaper to the horoscope page, wrote something down, tore it out, handed it to me.
Lorelai: God, seriously. You wrote the menu, didn't you?
Luke: So I'm looking at this piece of paper in my hand, and under Scorpio, she had written 'You will meet an annoying woman today. Give her coffee and she'll go away.' I gave her coffee.
Lorelai: [grins] But she didn't go away.
Luke: She told me to hold on to that horoscope, put it in my wallet, and carry it around with me -
[takes a piece of paper from his wallet and gives it to her]
Luke: one day it would bring me luck.
Lorelai: [teasing] Well, man, I will say anything for a cup of coffee
[reads it, grows serious]
Lorelai: Um... I can't believe you kept this. You kept this in your wallet?
[sees his face]
Lorelai: You kept this in your wallet.
Luke: Eight years.
Lorelai: [emotionally] Eight years

May 8th, 2007 04:09 AM

LethalFemme
Year Of The Femme

Gender: Female
Location: Kiss Kiss

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Röland
That sounds painful.

You made it that way. no expression

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May 8th, 2007 04:09 AM

silver_tears
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Have I ever told you you're my fav Thorin out of all the Thorin's in all the world?

But he's a Thörin.

May 8th, 2007 04:10 AM

Röland
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by LethalFemme
You made it that way.

I don't recall, was I drunk? no expression

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May 8th, 2007 04:11 AM

ThorinWoofer
Static Stance

Gender: Male
Location: Your mom...

quote: (post)
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Have I ever told you you're my fav Thorin out of all the Thorin's in all the world?

No.

Now pleasure me.

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May 8th, 2007 04:12 AM

LethalFemme
Year Of The Femme

Gender: Female
Location: Kiss Kiss

quote: (post)
Originally posted by silver_tears
But he's a Thörin.

Eww. Save me?

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Röland
I don't recall, was I drunk?

Off of passion and vodka. no expression

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May 8th, 2007 04:12 AM

silver_tears
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Eww. Save me?

Kloveubai.

May 8th, 2007 04:14 AM

Röland
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Off of passion and vodka.

You gave me crabs that night.

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May 8th, 2007 04:14 AM

LethalFemme
Year Of The Femme

Gender: Female
Location: Kiss Kiss

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Thörin
No.

Now pleasure me.

I dont know how.~Oh~

quote: (post)
Originally posted by silver_tears
Kloveubai.

Kthnxbai.

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Röland
You gave me crabs that night.

I let Barker and Irene hit it.

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May 8th, 2007 04:18 AM

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