Rogue Jedi
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Tsure
You had to check the profile, didn't you? I'm good. I just broke up with Christine a few days ago and I just started a new job. Things are changing in good ways it seems. So yeah. do you feel reborn?
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Jul 25th, 2007 06:01 AM
The Red
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Actually, I do. I forgot what single felt like honestly. It's been too long for me. quote: (post ) Originally posted by Coldfire
I need to come say hi to a lot more people more often
In Indiana. The shoe looking state.
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Jul 25th, 2007 06:03 AM
dadudemon
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by LethalFemme
Now that I think about it I could probably get some whenever I wanted.
You bastard....
I am a one woman man so I will wait patiently...
Damn you blue balls!!!!
Jul 25th, 2007 06:04 AM
Rogue Jedi
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pappa smurf balls?
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Jul 25th, 2007 06:09 AM
The Red
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
pappa smurf balls?
He loves 'em.
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Jul 25th, 2007 06:11 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Tsure
He loves 'em.
damn that,I say.
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Jul 25th, 2007 06:12 AM
Coldfire
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Tsure
Actually, I do. I forgot what single felt like honestly. It's been too long for me. In Indiana. The shoe looking state.
lol. I'll work on it. I've only been to Idaho so maybe a few more state trips are in order
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Jul 25th, 2007 06:13 AM
dadudemon
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Jul 25th, 2007 06:13 AM
The Red
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I'd take sex of them anyday.
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Jul 25th, 2007 06:13 AM
LanceWindu
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
pappa smurf balls?
Smurfs are asexual, I don't think they have testes.
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Jul 25th, 2007 06:14 AM
Rogue Jedi
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Tattoo
Smurfs are asexual, I don't think they have testes.
so they cant call pappa smurf bib pappa?
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Jul 25th, 2007 06:17 AM
The Red
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Tattoo
Smurfs are asexual, I don't think they have testes.
Since when did you teach smurfology? I want to take a course. Is it free?
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Jul 25th, 2007 06:17 AM
LanceWindu
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Tsure
Since when did you teach smurfology? I want to take a course. Is it free?
Smurfin' ey it's not free! It'll cost you $50 smurfed dollars.
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Jul 25th, 2007 06:20 AM
The Red
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Tattoo
Smurfin' ey it's not free! It'll cost you $50 smurfed dollars.
That's bogus. I'll just sleep with Smurfette and learn the anatomy.
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Jul 25th, 2007 06:21 AM
LanceWindu
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Tsure
That's bogus. I'll just sleep with Smurfette and learn the anatomy.
Since Smurfette is the only female Smurf and was created in a lab, I don't think she's anatomically correct.
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Jul 25th, 2007 06:23 AM
Coldfire
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Tsure
That's bogus. I'll just sleep with Smurfette and learn the anatomy.
make sure you don't catch anything from her
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Jul 25th, 2007 06:23 AM
dadudemon
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Coldfire
make sure you don't catch anything from her
Wait wait wait!!! I know this one....if you sleep with a smurf...won't you get blue balls???
Jul 25th, 2007 06:24 AM
Coldfire
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by dadudemon
Wait wait wait!!! I know this one....if you sleep with a smurf...won't you get blue balls???
maybe
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Jul 25th, 2007 06:27 AM
Rogue Jedi
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Ken is an expert in smurfalogy.
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Jul 25th, 2007 06:27 AM
The Red
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Tattoo
Since Smurfette is the only female Smurf and was created in a lab, I don't think she's anatomically correct.
I didn't say have sex. Gutter minds. quote: (post ) Originally posted by Coldfire
make sure you don't catch anything from her
I've a better chance catching something from you...virgin. :Pquote: (post ) Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Ken is an expert in smurfalogy.
Not after I'm finished with Smurfette.
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Jul 25th, 2007 06:39 AM
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