All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
what sort of a feel do you want? I see a lady ninja.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Fire kept me awake last night with his tossing and turning.
Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.
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I am not driven by people’ s praise and I am not slowed down by people’ s criticism.
You only live once. But if you live it right, once is enough. Wrong. We only die once, we live every day!
Make poverty history.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
RANDOM: Today I was watching my sister (2 nearly 3) and he friend (boy 3). So I had a front and back buggie, of course there was an argument about who went in the front anyway we eventually made the three minute walk down to the museum and I let them out (biggest mistake of my life to date) they found the door, got outside and started running around madly! I eventually got them under control, but they refused to go to the museum! So I thought, hmm... why don't I take them to Regents Park. It took ****ing forever to walk there! They wined the whole way there and then the boy feel into the boating pond!!!!!!! I can't tell you how mad I was, but they were good and ran round madly letting of steam then I took them back on the train and they were colouring in and my sister fell asleep so her friend stole her crayons and colouring book and drew on it, she woke up and was furious.
I have no plans EVER to have children after today!
Gender: Female Location: On the quest for Neverland
"Hey hey you you I don't like your girlfriend
No way no way I think you need a new one
Hey hey you you I want to be your girlfriend
Hey hey you you I know that you like me
No way no way no it's not a secret
Hey hey you you I could be your girlfriend
You're so fine I want you mine you're so delicious
I think about you all the time you're so addictive
Don't you know what I can do to make you feel alright
Don't pretend I think you know I'm damn precious
And hell yeah I'm the mother****ing princess
I know you like me too and you know I'm right
She's like so whatever
You could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's talking about"
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Chorus It will soon be Christmas Day
They’re going out to sleigh
He’ll come slide right down my chimney
To give some gum an’ treats
I’ve got silvers bells, and Santa’s elves
It’s my favorite holiday
They remind me that it’s Christmas time
It’s Christmas time…
Dear Santa.
How’s it going? Yo it’s Stan. What’s up?
I wanted to send you my letter earlier
You know, to beat the Christmas rush.
I know we already spoke when I saw you at the mall
But I thought you might forget
So just bring me what I wrote on this list,
And we’ll be all set.
First off, I want a Sony Playstation 2
And a bunch of games, I don’t care which ones
I’ll leave that up to you.
I want that Teenage Dirtbag CD by Weathus
Some health figure jeans and a new par Adidas.
Bring me a TV and a home computer.
A fat leather jacket and a racer scooter
I don’t want no books I don’t want no socks
I don’t want none of that stuff.
I trust you Santa I know you’ll hook a brother up.
Hey and listen: after delivering all those gifts
I think you’re ready to party
So instead of cookies and milk
I’ma hook you up with a party
Well, I know you got a lot to do and a lot to plan
So just beep me if you got any questions.
Yo I’m out. This is Stan.
Chorus
Dear Fat Man.
You didn’t bring me nothing I asked you to!
I guess this is all some kind of sick joke to you.
Does messing with me bring you some kind of joy?
I asked you for a Playstation 2
You brang me a gameboy!
And what’s up with this chemistry set that wasn’t on the list g.
And what in the world makes you think I’d want Britney Spears CD?
I think you’ve been in the cold to long it must have froze your brain.
I specifically said no socks, I got 14 pairs, are you insane?
And where’s my racer scooter, did you leave that on the shelf?
JeezeLouise Santa. Do I have to do everything myself?
You better bring me my stuff by New Year
Or next year I won’t leave you none of my daddy’s beer.
Do we understand each other Santa?
Good, that’s what I thought.
P. S. Tell Mrs. Claus, I think she hot.
Dear Stan.
Don’t threaten me you snot-nosed little punk.
There’s a very good reason I left you all that whacked junk.
I make two lists each year to separate everybody
I got one list for the nice and one list for the naughty.
In February this year you stole some cash from your mother
In March you beat the crap out of your poor little brother.
In April you skipped 3 days of school
And in May you started smoking ‘cause you thought it was cool.
In June you stole a bicycle with no hesitation.
July and August, hmm… you where ok.
What, you take a vacation?
September my goodness, you made quite an impression.
Burglary, assault, misdemeanor possession.
So you see you little scumbag, there’s a reason you got this.
You were at the very top on my naughty boys list.
So complain all you want about your lame Christmas gifts.
You got what you deserved.
P.S. Thanks for the Schlitz. *burp
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