Gender: Female Location: On the quest for Neverland
"What will it take to show you that it's not the life it seems?
I've told you time and time again, you sing the words but don't know what it means
To be a joke and look, another line without a hook
I held you close as we both shook
For the last time, take a good hard look."
I'm Irene and I'm a ninja. Keep that on the down low.
In my spare time off ninja duty I like long walks along the beach in the nude and the sound of rain falling on leaves in Autumn...also whilst in the nude.
I'm pretty mellow, but I'll cut you for a Klondike Bar, I"LL CUT YOU GOOD!!!
I'm Irene and I'm a ninja. Keep that on the down low or I'll be forced to stalk and kill you.
In my spare time off ninja duty I like long walks along the beach in the nude and the sound of rain falling on leaves in Autumn...also whilst in the nude.
I'm pretty mellow, but I'd cut you for a Klondike Bar, I'D CUT YOU GOOD WITH DEADLY NINJA PRECISION!!!
I have trouble spelling supp...no...sou...no..s..u....suPER! Yesssssss, TEAM IRENE!!(not my real name, it's actually Chesty Larue....minus the Chesty. *crying into her tub of ice cream*
I like the smell of furniture polish and enjoy the feeling of sandpaper against my skin.
I own every self help book ever published and have Delilah on speed dial.
I like to dress up as a character from Harry Potter and go drinking at children's playgrounds during my lunch hour.
Listening to Rod Stewart gets me in the mood, and I've never in my life had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
I'm pretty special, but my mama tells me that's what all the boys are looking for nowadays.
Remember people, Trix aren't just for kids...if anything they're for crackhead sugar junkies.
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And the herb is actually there.