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Oct 31st, 2007 01:19 AM
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Saved.
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Oct 31st, 2007 01:20 AM
Röland
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So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
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Oct 31st, 2007 01:26 AM
Mr. Bacon
Who?
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look at this i got the big bob marley joint goin take a hit of this, now canonball it CANONBALL! canonball comin!
Oct 31st, 2007 01:28 AM
Ax3l
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Oct 31st, 2007 01:29 AM
Röland
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Gambling is illegal at Bushwood sir, and I never slice.
[Swings club, slices ball into woods]
Damn!
OK, you can owe me.
I owe you nothing!
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Oct 31st, 2007 01:31 AM
McLovin
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Röland
So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.
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Oct 31st, 2007 01:31 AM
Röland
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Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.
I forgot about that line.
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Oct 31st, 2007 01:32 AM
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I forgot about that line.
This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.
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Oct 31st, 2007 01:37 AM
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This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.
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Oct 31st, 2007 01:37 AM
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Oct 31st, 2007 01:38 AM
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Oct 31st, 2007 01:44 AM
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I want that golf club!
You take drugs, Danny?
Every day.
Good. Then what's your problem?
I don't know.
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Oct 31st, 2007 01:50 AM
Leo.M
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Weird.... really weird.
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Oct 31st, 2007 04:28 AM
Oomny
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oh that crazy gopher
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Oct 31st, 2007 05:13 AM
Punkyhermy
like memory in motion
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tadadadadada!
Oct 31st, 2007 05:18 AM
Oomny
Promising Tomorrows
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taaa...dooo
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Oct 31st, 2007 05:21 AM
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I smell gopher poontang.
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Oct 31st, 2007 05:22 AM
Leo.M
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Favorite gay porn star.
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I'd post a girl but... I don't have one. .... maybe you could say I like them all.
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Oct 31st, 2007 07:41 AM
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nothing lasts forever
so live it up , drink it down, laugh it off , avoid the bullshit, take chances && never have regrets
because at one point, everything you did was exactly what you wanted
Oct 31st, 2007 07:50 AM
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