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Grinning Goku
**********.

Gender: Male
Location: J. Edgar Hoover Building

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Originally posted by Röland
A vagina with razor sharp teeth!


I'd still stick my shit in there.


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Old Post Nov 23rd, 2007 03:44 AM
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Selphie
you teasing like you do

Gender: Unspecified
Location: The Land of Bernie Sanders

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Originally posted by Grinning Goku
I could use a good anal raping. None that prison movie shit. I want a little romance before I'm roughhoused.


That can be arranged.


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Old Post Nov 23rd, 2007 03:45 AM
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Röland
Masked Vigilante

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Grinning Goku
I'd still stick my shit in there.


You'd pull out with nothing.


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Old Post Nov 23rd, 2007 03:46 AM
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Grinning Goku
**********.

Gender: Male
Location: J. Edgar Hoover Building

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Originally posted by Röland
You'd pull out with nothing.


My pencil could use a good shaving. My ex said it was like swallowing a Buick, hard and painful. Also, it leaked semen lots.


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Old Post Nov 23rd, 2007 03:49 AM
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Röland
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Gender: Male
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Grinning Goku
My pencil could use a good shaving. My ex said it was like swallowing a Buick, hard and painful. Also, it leaked semen lots.


Shaving is a bit different then no cock at all.


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Old Post Nov 23rd, 2007 03:50 AM
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Grinning Goku
**********.

Gender: Male
Location: J. Edgar Hoover Building

We should get paid to talk about our penises.


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Old Post Nov 23rd, 2007 03:54 AM
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Röland
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I'd be paid like $500 then.


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Grinning Goku
**********.

Gender: Male
Location: J. Edgar Hoover Building

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Originally posted by Röland
I'd be paid like $500 then.


How'd you figure that? With your penis or mine?

*Collects 600 bucks*


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Röland
Masked Vigilante

Gender: Male
Location:


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Grinning Goku
**********.

Gender: Male
Location: J. Edgar Hoover Building

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Röland


Indeed.
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Old Post Nov 23rd, 2007 03:59 AM
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Röland
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The hell is that?


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Grinning Goku
**********.

Gender: Male
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Originally posted by Röland
The hell is that?


Sac measurer. I think I ruptured one of mine. My left one feels nothing like swollen kidney bean. erm


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Old Post Nov 23rd, 2007 04:03 AM
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Röland
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Might wanna uh...go get that checked.


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Grinning Goku
**********.

Gender: Male
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Originally posted by Röland
Might wanna uh...go get that checked.
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Old Post Nov 23rd, 2007 04:08 AM
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Disturbed Angel
~.:Fae:.~

Gender: Female
Location: On the quest for Neverland

Well, they encourage our complete co-operation
Send you roses when they think you need to smile
I can't control myself because I don't know how
And they love me for it
Honestly, I'll be here for a while
So give them blood, blood
Gallons of the stuff
Give them all that they can drink
And it will never be enough
So give them blood, blood, blood
Grab a glass because there's going to be a flood
A celebrated man amongst the gurneys
They can fix me proper with a bit of luck
The doctors and the nurses, they adore me so
But it's really quite alarming 'cause I'm such an awful ****
I gave you blood, blood
Gallons of the stuff
I gave you all that you could drink
And it has never been enough
I gave you blood, blood, blood
I'm the kind of human wreckage that you love.


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Mywi
healed ninja.

Gender: Female
Location: knitting a harpsichord

pain


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You've got so many machines, Richard. Go on, give us a snare rush!
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Scythe
The Goat

Gender: Unspecified
Location: In Her Kitty Arms

Fain!


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Mywi
healed ninja.

Gender: Female
Location: knitting a harpsichord

Rain?


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You've got so many machines, Richard. Go on, give us a snare rush!
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Scythe
The Goat

Gender: Unspecified
Location: In Her Kitty Arms

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Grinning Goku
I think I ruptured one of mine.


You're balls suffered the Rapture.... Let's hope their Christian ways save them.


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Baylin
Back in story!

Gender: Male
Location: Deep shit as always...!

*sighs* I just can't be bothered you know! no

bye bye...


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