spider pig, spider pig. does whatever a spider pig does.
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Henry and Elinore Callender, a simple couple living a quiet life in the country, are are planning their 25th wedding anniversary. Sadly the celebration won't be the same without their children around.. they miss their children dearly. One day while sitting out on the porch, Elinore is met by a couple (Sybil and Mark) traveling by foot across the countryside. After Mark's smart remarks to Elinore, Henry strolls out of the house with a shotgun warning him to watch his mouth. Mark scowls away and Elinore welcomes Sybil back anytime for a visit.
Later that night Henry and Elinore are once again greeted by Sybil ( Mark had apparently split after a failed rendezvous with friends ). She is welcomed as their house guest and treat her to a home cooked meal and a shower. The next day Henry complains to Sybil that his butcher is giving him bad meat and that he doesn't kill the live stock correctly. What do you mean? she asks. "Fear" replies Henry. "Fear poisons the meat".
That evening Henry invites Sybil into his secret "Playroom" located behind a false wall in the kitchen. The room is decorated with hunting trophies, guns, knives, and strangely enough.. a hot tub Jacuzzi. Henry encourages Sybil to have a soak in the hot tub and she is all to happy to oblige. A few days later, while Sybil is having a bite to eat in the kitchen, she notices a very large wooden spoon hung from the wall above her. Before she could think twice, Henry appears in a cheerful mood offering her wine, as the anniversary dinner is being prepared.
Sybil excepts the wine and is invited to relax in the hot tub for awhile. After a few more glasses of wine, Sybil becomes dazed in a happy drunken state while soaking in the Jacuzzi. Henry and Elinore appear with bags of vegetables and start dumping them into the hot tub with her. Sybil soon passes out and sinks below the water as Henry dumps the rest of the wine into the tub and Elinore stirs with the giant spoon.
"I do miss the children" remarks Elinore as she opens a closet filled with skulls.
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Rorschach's Journal: October 12th, 1985. Tonight, a comedian died in New York.
The license plate said "Fresh" and there were dice on the mirror. If anything, I could tell that this cab was rare. But, I thought "Nah, forget it. Yo homes, to bell air!"
I am going to go lay down somewhere... couch... bed... stairs... floor... wherever I get first. So based on the previous statement, I should be right near the computer
Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.
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