Frodo: Put some more fagots on the fire, Sam.
Sam: Whatever you say, Mr. Frodo! *scurries off*
*comes back with Gandalf and pushes him in the fire*
Frodo: Not that kind of fagot, Sam!!! Put it out you fool, put it out!!
er-- side note: fagot: noun
Etymology: Middle English fagot, from Middle French
Date: 14th century : BUNDLE: a bundle of sticks
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