· Hey baby, wanna blow my Horn of Gondor?
· I can make you burst in stars of blue and green.
· Wanna see my carrot?
· What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? You wanna do me then, don't you?
· Mel-lon. May I enter now?
· Hello. I'm Legolas.
· We Flame of Uduns are very hot in demand, you know.
· Underhill. I call it Mr. Underhill.
· What's it got there, eh preciousss?
· Wanna get hasty?
· We hobbit's aren't known for our BIG and hairy feet you know... Wanna find out what else?
· Hi, I'm Gimli son of 'Groin'
· I have two palantirs and a staff in the middle, you wanna see?
· I can shoot lot's of fireworks!
· They say a hobbit's only real passion is food, wanna prove me wrong on that baby?
· Elven Pickup Line: We'll have beautiful children
· Elven Pickup Line: Yesiree, baby, this equipment I got here is guaranteed to hit your spot everytime.. In fact, it's got a lifetime guarantee
· Wizard Pickup Line: My what a nice set of Palantirs you got there... Can I test drive em?
· Galadriel: You can see anything in my pool
· Haldir: I normally don't let anyone in but for you... I'll make an exception
· Elrond: You wanna drown in my ford?
· Aragorn: My sword needs a new sheath.. Care to lend me yours?
· Sign seen outside the Green Dragorn: Gaffer's Golden Brew.. helpin ugly hobbits get laid since 2941
· Aragorn: I'm quite hairy.. from top to the bottom
· Legolas: I'm still single
· Merry/Pippin: Hungry? Have you tried mushrooms ala Hobbits?
· My mom was my body with (ent) draught since I was a baby, so you can expect how big I am.. and it's still growing!
· Gimli: I luurrve your hair. Can I pick a hair anywhere from you?
· Legolas: I'm still single, was single and always will be single.. I'm dating the dwarf and Dad won't allow us to get married
· You breathe SO loud.. that I could have shot you in the dark
· Treebeard: I'm quite leafy dwon there, but I have nice big coconuts and a huge trunk
· Gandalf: You can play with my staff.. but be careful, it might shoot out some fireworks
· Haldir: I may be limp but I can still shoot in the dark
· Haldir: ..by this time tomorrow I could be dead, so please won't you make me a happy elf tonight?
· Souron: Please accet this ring as a token of my sincerity.
· Mr Anderson, we meet again.. Oops, wrong movie!
lookit the legolas ones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he don't even NEED pickup lines!!!!!!
Dec 11th, 2003 06:05 PM
anything eh...
we did it again!!!!nvm i'll get you in the OTF
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