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Mådness
Teenage Ninja Pirate
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hmm...i wonder...
"but WHY is the RUM GONE?"
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Mønkey
The Note
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Location: On a Journey to the Unknown |
Jack Sparrow: [after Will draws his sword] Put it away, son. It's not worth you getting beat again.
Will Turner: You didn't beat me: you ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you.
Jack Sparrow: That's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it?
Elizabeth: This is the fastest ship in the Caribbean.
Anamaria: You can tell them that after they've caught us.
Norrington: I intend to see to it that any man who sails under a pirate flag or wears a pirate brand gets what he deserves: a short drop and a sudden stop.
Governor Swann: I'm told it's the latest fashion in London.
Elizabeth: Well, women in London must have learned not to breathe.
Pirate: I'm gonna teach you the meaning of pain.
Elizabeth: You like pain? Try wearing a corset.
Barbossa: You best start believing in ghost stories Miss Turner. You're in one.
Norrington: You are without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
Jack Sparrow: But you have heard of me.
Jack Sparrow: You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?
Will Turner: I make a point of avoiding familiarity with pirates.
Will Turner: We're going to steal a ship? That ship?
Jack Sparrow: "Commandeer." We're going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term.
Elizabeth: Whose side is Jack on?
Will Turner: At the moment?
Harbormaster: Hold up there, you. It's a shilling to tie up your boat at the dock... and I shall need to know your name.
Jack Sparrow: What do you say to three shillings and we forget the name.
Harbormaster: Welcome to Port Royal, Mr. Smith.
Will Turner: This is either madness... or brilliance.
Jack Sparrow: It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide.
Norrington: Mr. Sparrow, you will accompany these fine men to the helm and provide us with the bearing to Isla de Muerta. You will then spend the remainder of the voyage contemplating all possible meanings of the phrase "silent as the grave". Do I make myself clear?
Jack Sparrow: Inescapably.
Elizabeth: I must tell him. The pirates, they cannot be killed.
Lt. Gillette (sarcastically): Don't worry, Miss, he's already informed of that. A little mermaid flopped up on deck and told him the whole story.
Guard #1: What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith?
Guard #2: Yeah, and no lies.
Jack Sparrow: Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out.
Guard #2: I said no lies.
Guard #1: I think he's telling the truth.
Elizabeth: Pirate or not this man saved my life.
Norrington: One good deed is not enough to redeem a man of a lifetime of wickedness.
Jack Sparrow: Though it seems enough to condemn him.
Jack Sparrow: Now... bring me that horizon.
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choosewisely
wise choosely
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i like all the lines.....
i tryd 2 post all of them but it are 75689 characters  and u can post 10000 at a time
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xXLauriëXx
Angel
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Location: Hiding |
yeah, all jack's lines are awesome 
but I think my fave's probably when Eliz has just burnt all the rum and he walks off along the beach saying, 'Must have been terrible for you Jack, must have been terrible! Well it bloody is now!.. There'll be no living with her after this'...  cracks me up everytime!
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Mar 17th, 2005 05:07 PM |
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Mønkey
The Note
Gender: Female
Location: On a Journey to the Unknown |
My personal favourites are:
Barbosa:
Look!
The moonlight shows what we really are. We're not among the living, so we cannot die; but neither are we dead. For too long I have been parched with thirst but unable to quench it. Too long have I been starving to death, but have not died. I feel nothing; not the wind on my face nor the spray of the sea. Nor the warmth of a woman's flesh.
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Jack Sparrow:
Wherever we want to go, we go. That's what a ship is, you know. It's not just a keel and a hull and sails; that's what a ship needs. Not what a ship is. What the Black Pearl really is, is freedom.
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Kgurl842
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( at the end of the movie) " and really bad eggs... Drink up me maties yo ho"
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Mar 22nd, 2005 02:45 AM |
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Mønkey
The Note
Gender: Female
Location: On a Journey to the Unknown |
actually i like these ones
Barbossa: So you expect to leave me standing on some beach with nothing but a name and your word it's the one I need and watch you sail away on my ship?
Jack Sparrow: No. I expect to leave you standing on some beach with absolutely no name at all, watching me sail away on my ship and then I'll shout the name back to you. Savvy?
Barbossa: But that still leaves us with the problem of me standing on some beach with naught but a name and your word it's the one I need.
Jack Sparrow: Of the two of us I am the only one who hasn't committed mutiny, therefore my word is the one we'll be trusting. Although, I suppose I should be thanking you because in fact, if you hadn't betrayed me and left me to die, I would have an equal share in that curse same as you.
[bites into an apple]
Jack Sparrow: Funny ol' world, innit?
[offers him an apple]
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johnnysbabe
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Gender: Female
Location: United States |
"welcome to the Caribbean love"
"I'm just honest and its an honest man you can always trust to be dishonest, honestly it the honest ones you have to look out for cause you can never tell when there going to do some incredibly stupid"
"Bring me that black horizen"
"Aye where be dear william
There is so many more i can't write them all
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PsychoFreeak
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Apr 8th, 2005 02:13 AM |
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bordom
Senior Member
Gender: Female
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totally!
hehe I still love this one: "Eh! They're stealin ou' ship!"
"Bloody pirates!"
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Apr 14th, 2005 01:46 AM |
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PsychoFreeak
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Stop blowin' 'oles in my ship!
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Apr 19th, 2005 05:07 AM |
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xXLauriëXx
Angel
Gender: Female
Location: Hiding |
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Apr 19th, 2005 12:35 PM |
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Ellie91
Junior Member
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i lov ethe ole film but da best az gotta b um
the bit where dunno luv it all
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Jul 6th, 2005 07:06 PM |
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Ellie91
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i luv it when e says savvy it sounds so kwl
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Jul 6th, 2005 07:07 PM |
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xo_megan
Junior Member
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Location: United States |
Jack: "stop blowin holes in my ship!!!"
girl slaps jack........
Jack: "dont know if i really disurved that.."
"Jezelle!"
Jezelle: "Who is she?"
Jazelle slaps jack
Jack:"i may have derved that one..."
:Laugh:
"ah but you have heard of me"
and
at the end of the movie he goes
"and really bad eggs"
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Jul 17th, 2005 06:13 PM |
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xo_megan
Junior Member
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Jack: "stop blowin holes in my ship!!!"
girl slaps jack........
Jack: "don't know if i really deserved that.."
"Jezelle!"
Jezelle: "Who is she?"
Jazelle slaps jack
Jack:"i may have derved that one..."
:Laugh:
"ah but you have heard of me"
and
at the end of the movie he goes
"and really bad eggs"
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Jul 17th, 2005 06:16 PM |
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xo_megan
Junior Member
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Location: United States |
oops and also
well woman in London must have learned not to breath
you like pain try wearing a corset
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Jul 17th, 2005 06:17 PM |
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WRINIZ
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Location: Sweden |
 wrajniea<z
LOVE PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN!
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Jul 29th, 2005 02:46 PM |
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