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Hey I have some of my own!
How to Curse like a Hobbit
Fool of a Took
Burn in Mt. Doom
A pain in the Gollum
Go to Mordor
Son (or Daughter) of a minion
Holy Shire
Grima Wormtounge's To Do List
1) Whisper into Theoden's ear about Eomer's treachery: that kid's too perceptive for my taste.
2) Swipe a few more heirlooms to send to Saruman.
3) Grab a horse and ride to Orthanc to give Saruman the news about Gandalf.
4) Hide Theoden's sword.
5) Go see about getting that pretty White Lady to go on a date.
6) Get something to put on bruise where she slapped me.
7) Bribe that one dolt to join Grima's Gallant Gorillas.
8) See about getting robe cleaned. All that grime's getting heavy.
9) Move Hama from King's Personal Guard to a doorman.
10) Get Theoden to sign paper banishing Eomer from Rohan.
11) Tell doorman not to let any weapons pass, especially not staffs.
12) Go talk to Eowyn- use speech about "Who knows what you have spoken in the dark of the night".
13) Find out what's causing cold sores.
14) Stop plucking eyebrows. Eowyn doesn't like it.
15) Study schematics of Helm's Deep, look for weakness.
16) Keep someone on the lookout for that meddling wizard.
17) Make sure to keep throne room cold to make Theoden believe he's getting weaker.
18) Send schematics of Helm's Deep to Orthanc.
19) Condemn the rest of the loyalist as traitors.
20) Arm henchmen- Stromcrow's comin...
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Here are some more
What Characters of LOTR would say if they saw a car
Aragorn: "Some evil is at work here."
Boromir: "What is this new devilry?"
Sam: "It's the Ring, isn't it?"
Frodo: "Bilbo found it, in Gollum's cave."
Elrond: "This evil cannot be conceled by the power of the Elves."
Pippin: "What is going on?"
Gimli: "Aragorn, we should turn back!"
Legolas: "Gandalf!"
Halidar: "Long ago, we fought, and died together."
Arwen: "There is still hope."
Eowyn: "I fear neither death nor pain."
Eomer: "Everywhere his spies slip past our nets."
Theoden: "Let them come."
Treebeard: "Little Orc, burrum."
Ringwraith: "Shire, Baggins."
Gollum: "My Precious!"
Grima: "You are banished forthwith from the kingdom."
Galadriel: "You bring great evil here."
Celeborn: "Tell me, where is Gandalf?"
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TEN WAYS TO FREAK OUT NON-TOLKIEN FANS
10) When you see someone tossing rocks in a lake, grab their hand and hiss, "Do not disturb the water!"
9) When salesmen knock at your door, fling it open and scream, "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
8) When someone goes spelunking, warn them not to knock pebbles down holes.
7) Whenever you see a black horse you scream and fall down clutching your shoulder.
6) At a party, stand for a while looking down into a bowl of punch, then gasp and fall backward like you saw the Eye.
5) Whenever someone yells, "There's a spider in here!" you run and come back with a flashlight in one hand and a replica of Sting in the other.
4) Whenever your mother shaves her legs, spread glue over your feet, sprinkle the hair on, then go out in public with bare feet.
3) When people knock at your door, open it and say, "Mae govannen, mellonnin. Elen silalumennomentiel vo."
2) When you see someone looking for a fishtank, walk up and hiss over their shoulder, "It is tasty? Is it cruncable?" Then do a few 'gollums' in your throat.
1) When you go camping, walk out into the woods at night and play a recorded Nazgul scream really loud, over and over and over......
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Thank you so much Eezy!!
I'm starting over, do not mistake me for my brother - he has left. Eezy has convinced me to come back, give him some credit.
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Thank you so much Eezy!!
I'm starting over, do not mistake me for my brother - he has left. Eezy has convinced me to come back, give him some credit.
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Thank you so much Eezy!!
I'm starting over, do not mistake me for my brother - he has left. Eezy has convinced me to come back, give him some credit.
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the nazgul get #1 on list!! 
