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more you say......
* * * * * * * * * * * * Prologue spoken by Galadriel
Galadriel: The world has changed . . . I feel it in the water . . . I feel it in the earth . . . I smell it in the air . . .
Oh gods! That smells horrible! Damn! *coughing and hacking*
PJ: Er . . . right . . .
* * * * * * * * * * * * Merry and Pippin lighting the firework
Merry: you're supposed to stick it in the ground!
Pippin: it was your idea!
*boom*
Pippin: AHHHHH!
Merry: Haha! You screamed like a girl, you pansy!
Pippin: OY! *tackles Dominic*
PJ: A lil' help here, people?
* * * * * * * * * * * * Ringwraiths in Bree
*Ringwraiths pull back covers to reveal pillows*
Ringwraith #1: GOD DAMNIT! NOT AGAIN!
Ringwraith #5: Woah dude, these feathers are really soft . . .
Ringwraith #1: SHAD UP! *smacks*
PJ: . . . No comment . . .
* * * * * * * * * * * * Arwen riding away with Frodo
Sam: What are you doing? Those Wraiths are still out there!
Aragorn: Zat is my plan! *evil French laughter*
Merry, Pippin and Sam: o_O
PJ: Cut! What's with the French thing, Viggo?
Viggo: ZE WORLD IS MEIN!
PJ: Right . . .
* * * * * * * * * * * * Arwen and Aragorn in Rivendell (translated)
Arwen: Do you remember when we first met?
Aragorn: Er . . . Well, it was quite a few years ago . . .
Arwen: Long years have passed . . . You do not have the cares you carry now
Aragorn: What's that supposed to mean?
Arwen: In other words, you are starting to get wrinkles
Aragorn: WHAT?!
Arwen: Do you remember what I told you?
Aragorn: You said to use the lotion twice a day . . .
Arwen: And did you listen? Nooo!
PJ: This is . . . Not . . . In the script . . .
* * * * * * * * * * * * In Bilbo's room in Rivendell, Frodo getting the mithril shirt and Sting
Bilbo: Oh . . . My old ring . . .
Frodo: Oh yeah . . . *laughs nervously* that . . .
Bilbo: I should . . . very much like . . . to hold it again . . .
Frodo: No you sick son of a *****!
Bilbo: *goes all demon and tries to grab ring, Frodo backs away*
Frodo: Oh my god!! You are one weird ass old hobbit! I can't believe you're my uncle! Get away from me!
PJ: Um, Elijah? Don't you think you're getting carried away here . . .?
Elijah: AWAY DEMON!
* * * * * * * * * * * * At Cahadras when Boromir gives Frodo back the Ring
Aragorn: Boromir! Give the Ring to Frodo
Boromir: *snaps out of daze* As you wish; I care not . . . *hands it over*
Aragorn: Suuuuuure
Boromir: *still tries to be pleasant, ruffles Frodo's hair*
Frodo: AY! Don't touch the hair!
Boromir: *slings shield on back and continues to walk*
Aragorn: Haha! You look like a turtle! We'll call you turtle boy from now on, turtle boy!
PJ: *smacks forehead*
* * * * * * * * * * * * Entering Moria, seeing the dead carcasses
Gimli: *runs over to a skeleton* NOOOOOO!
Legolas: Ah, shad up you stupid Dwarf! *smacks* Get over it!
PJ: CUT! You're supposed to say "Goblins," Orlando!
Orlando: Yeah but he wont shut up! He's just bitching away while we start fighting the watcher in the water!
PJ: Yes, but . . . Argh! I'm not making any more movies after this is over!
* * * * * * * * * * * * Inside Moria after fight with Watcher in the water
Gandalf: Let us hope that our presence may go unnoticed . . .
Aragorn: Well MAYBE if you lowered your voice, GANDIE, we'll have a much easier time!
Gandalf: Did you just call me 'Gandie'?!
Merry and Pippin: Goosey Goosey Gandie!
Gandalf: NYARGH!
PJ: Since when did this movie become a name calling contest?
* * * * * * * * * * * * In Balin's tomb when Boromir sticks his head out the door
*arrows come flying past him*
Boromir: HOLY SHIT! THOSE FREAKIN' ARROWS WERE THIS CLOSE TO HITTING ME IN THE HEAD!
Aragorn: Oh stop whining Turtle Boy
Frodo: I'm scared . . .
Sam: As you should be Mr. Frodo, as you should be
PJ: Somebody get me some Tylenol . . .
* * * * * * * * * * * * On the Bridge of Khazad-Dum
Balrog: *steps forward, bridge crumbles* **** SHIT PISS GOD DAMNIT **** GAH!
Gandalf: *leaning over the edge* HA! IN YOUR FACE, *****!
Fellowship: Er . . .
*whip comes back up and takes Gandalf as he tries to stay up on the ledge*
Gandalf: DAMNIT! Well don't stand there, someone help me!
Fellowship: Er . . .
Gandalf: *falls, voice fading away* YOU GUYS SUUUUUCK!
PJ: What the hell . . .?
* * * * * * * * * * * * Boromir talking to Aragorn in Lothlorien
Boromir: Have you ever seen it, Aragorn? The white tower of Ecthalion? Glimmering like a spike of pearl and silver, its banners caught high in the morning breeze . . .
Aragorn: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz- Eh, what? Oh! Yeah, I've been to one o' them places . . .
Boromir: One day, our paths will lead us there, and the tower guard shall take up the call: the lords of Gondor have returned!
Aragorn: Whatever you say, pal . . .
PJ: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz- oh, what? Yeah, let's do that one more time; I don't think I got all of it . . .
* * * * * * * * * * * * Rowing out of Lothlorien
Galadriel: To you, Frodo Baggins, I give you the light of Ereandil, our most beloved star . . . May it be a light for you in dark places, when all other lights go out
Frodo: *watching as they sail away from her on the shore* NO! WAIT! I WANNA GO BACK! TURN AROUND! *jumps out of boat*
Sam: Mr. Frodo! *jumps in after him*
Aragorn: *pulls Frodo out of water*
Frodo: Alright, I'm good . . . Wait, where's Sam?
Fellowship: . . . . . . . .
PJ: CUT!!! Someone get Sean outta there!
* * * * * * * * * * * * Rowing in boats down the Great River
Merry: I'm bored . . . *shoves Pippin*
Pippin: Hey! *shoves back*
*the two continue shoving until Merry shoves too hard and Pippin falls in water*
Merry: *leans over boat* Oops . . .
PJ: Why me? WHY me?!
* * * * * * * * * * * * At Amen Hen, Legolas firing his arrows at the orcs
Legloas: I kill you and I kill you and do I kill you? Yes I kill you too! Ahahaha! Eat my furry upon my arrows!
PJ: Uh, Orlando you DO know that those are supposed to be digitally animated later on, right? That those are fake . . .?
Orlando: Oh I took care of that wussy 'fake arrow' problem
PJ: O_O
* * * * * * * * * * * * When Boromir comes to save Merry and Pippin from the orcs
Merry and Pippin: Shit . . .
Boromir: *comes up running in slow motion* Here I come, to save the daaaaaaaaaay!
Merry and Pippin: Eh?
PJ: *banging head against the wall*
* * * * * * * * * * * * Boromir dying
Boromir: I would have followed you my brother, my captain . . . My king!
Aragorn: *rolls eyes* Oh yeah, NOW you call me king!
*Boromir dies*
Aragorn: Here lies Turtle Boy of Gondor, who will never return . . . . HAHA!
PJ: This is getting ridiculous . . . *Viggo dances around Sean's body singing "Turtle Boy is dead, Turtle Boy is dead!"
* * * * * * * * * * * * Frodo and Sam going down to the Emin Muil
Frodo: Sam . . . *turns* I'm glad you're with me *turns back to take a step and trips* AHHHHHHHHHHH! *tumbles all the way down to the bottom*
Sam: Er . . . Mr. Frodo?
*no response*
Sam: Crap . . .
PJ: It's all a plot against me, isn't it?
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Yeah he said something similar about the stars in RoTK... would only sound good in the mouth of a really elf-like elf.
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not some jumped up prince in stockings conversation going on in our spoof thread argh
il try and find more bloopers, my fave ever is
* * * * * * * * * * * * At Amen Hen, Legolas firing his arrows at the orcs
Legloas: I kill you and I kill you and do I kill you? Yes I kill you too! Ahahaha! Eat my furry upon my arrows!
PJ: Uh, Orlando you DO know that those are supposed to be digitally animated later on, right? That those are fake . . .?
Orlando: Oh I took care of that wussy 'fake arrow' problem
PJ: O_O
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hahahahaha
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evil french laughter is killing me!! hahahahaha! 
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should i look for more........?
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"erm exxxcussse me, i sssseem to be lossssst could you pointtt me in the directtttion of thhhe shhhhiiiiirrrrreeeee"
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very original nazgul hahahahahahahahaha 
hahahahahahahahaha whoever though of that must be a genious...and very sexy.....
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i would dearly love to meet that person, they seem so great
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me!! hahaha
i funny enough to be in spoof thread!!
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that you in the pic?
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yep
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awwww you look all innocent n sweet, witchy disguise , i seen you now hehe, il have to get a pic of me up in here, now that will be laughable
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i definatly not sweet....MUHAHAHAHAHA!! i pure evil!! EVIL I TELL YOU!!! 
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hehe and were you evil before you discovered witchy?
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oh yes...very much so...
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... and the light of EArEndil)
OMG... i'm dyin!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!! we wants more precioussssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!
but one thing intrigues me: 
