The Great Kmc Spoof

right, harvard lampoon...a.r.r.r.r roberts step aside, kmc is taking over

i want a spoof written here, i want everyone to colaborate and each write parts, we will start with the prologue and end with the classic "well," said sam "im back"

i want it to be long, very long....humour can be sophisticated or basically just potty humour

go, make a spoof script worthy of rememberance

oh and it cant be copied from anywhere, thats naughty, so whos starting 😄

come on people, hello, dont let my idea go down the drain, if you love me, you'll reply 🙁

aWWWWWWWWWW sauron!!!!.
are we spoofing everything??......better than secret diaries and stupid ring?????????????//

hmm who has the courage to start? Fini the woman? saron? surely not I?

i not starting ❌

... Well im not the one too start

ok then...

here goes:

Bilbo: today is my 111th birthday

Gandalf:"Silence!"

Crowd of hobbits: "oooooo"

Gandalf: "don't do it Bilbo don't i know ur plan."

Bilbo: "er..I don't know what ur talking about old wizard"

Gandalf: "you will not disapear and run away with the ring of SAURON!"

crowd of hobbits:"Saron???"

Bilbo: "dont listen to him this is my party the old fellow just wants more attention"

Gandalf: "who knows what youv'e spoke in the dark u fool! "

*Suddenly bilbo rips of his head (it was realy a mask)*

Gandalf"who is this imposter? show yourself!"

Fake bilbo: my name is Peter...Peter Jackson

continue.....

ok that sux

Gandalf: KILL HIM

Sam: *steps up* No Wait, he may have something to say.

Peter: I would like to say....*slips on ring**Mischievious laugh*

Sam: Ok, maybe not

Gandalf: I will get you!!!!! You evil son of a bi***

That was even worse

bilbo : (rins up to house)(takes off ring)

gandalf : (runs in house) FOOL OF A TOOK!!

gondalf: sorry wrong hobbit

^wasn't much better 😕

gandalf: fool of a bagins!"

bilbo:"what?"

well, ive post some of my idea at the last thread. i think you all have read them.

Bilbo looks at Peter
bilbo: who's he?
gandalf: who?
bilbo: him *points at Peter Jackson*
peter: i'm not suppose to be here am i

😮 (sorry but i also cant write storys)

At the plains the three Hunters was surrounded by the riders. then Eomer said" What the hell does an elf, a man and a dwarf in the Ridder Mark?" Aragorn replied " My name is Gladiator. and we are looking for our friend PRIVATE RYAN"
OPS.

right people....dont critisize your work, have confidence and faith, but seriously...prologue first 😄

sauron! we already started we cant do it all over again!

we can cos it has to be in book form, makes it longer you see