Gender: Female Location: Where the wild things are
you guys i'm going crazy with bordem!
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle the loot.
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot.
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We extort, and pilfer, we filch and sack.
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
Maraud and embezzle and even hijack.
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
We kindle and char and inflame and ignite.
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
We burn up the city, we're really a fright.
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
We're rascals and scoundrels, we're villains and knaves.
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
We're devils and black sheep, we're really bad eggs.
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We're beggars and blighters, ner do well cads.
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
Aye but we're loved by our mommies and dads.
Drink Up me hearties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
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okay guys really, this is just sad i wrote that whole thing out and i was trying to figure out if it was HEARTIE'S or HEARTIES RRRGGG SOMEONE ASSIST MY MADNESS *puts water gun to head*
Gender: Female Location: Where the wild things are
guys. this is the poem i wrote out of boredosity.
There's not much you can say about missesdepp?!
she got real bored, hung herself
and now she's dead.
HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gender: Female Location: Where the wild things are
On the pearl Vicky was down bellow still trying to overcome her headache.
"AHHH! bloody migrane! GO AWAY!" she yelled. Suddenly she heard sounds above she stood up and looked through a crack in the pannel but couldn't see anything of signifagance. She sighed.
"Capitan we're coming up on that count artist guys island warehouse."
"Good." she heard him say.
"Well Jack you bloody well be there when-" suddenly Roberts burst through the door.
"Allo!" he smiled crookedly
"Heya!" she chirped.
"C'mon then...enough stalling."
"Be right there wouldn't want to miss all the excitment!" she gave a thumbs up, he blew some air out of his nose in a short sarcastic sniff then went above deck. The native that had come down with him was standing straight looking past Vicky face blank.
"Is he always this pushy?" she asked him. His face remained blank.
"okay fine don't talk, you're loosing out in the end mister." she retorted to his silence.
Aboard the pearl Jack and the crew had turned all the lights off and were sailing silent. The occasional rock or creek coming from the old wood as it streaked slowly through the water was the only sound. They were a shadow, fallowing the Pearl.
"Jack!" Annamaria whispered. "What exactly is the plan."
"Well, our good friends will think they can take the treasure willy nilly and Not get cursed so we wait for them to go in and take gold thinking their cursed and come out and use Vicky to "un-curse" them and then we notify them of the delay. The delay being the extra peice. Then we pretty much plunder them and loot the well...loot." He said in one long breath. He smiled and walked away.
"Ah, i see." Mr. Gibbs said dumbfoundedly
Gender: Female Location: Where the wild things are
The pearl arrived on a bare island with but one building on it. The building was old and rattered. Roberts men lead Vicky in the old block of wood where they found mountains of crates.
"What now?" One of the pirates asked Roberts who turned to Vicky. Vicky looked at them puzzled.
"Now you....OPEN the crates."
"Oh, easy enough!" he smiled. They sat Vicky up against the wall near the front and she watched as Roberts and his crew opened every box and piled up the treasure in one big heap like a child at christmas. Finally after awhile of opening Roberts looked around.
"WHERE IS IT?" he croaked. "WHERE IS YOUR CURSED GOLD OF CORTEZ?!?!?!"
"I have absolutley no clue." Vicky said, she was crouched on her knees almost like a frog. "Maybe it's that one long rectangular crate over there." She jerked her head in the direction of the box. Everyone was silent as Roberts climbed over the mountian of treasure and opened the last crate, sure enough inside was the large grey chest with Maya Ingravings. He stood there for awhile feeling it.
"How do i open it?"
"If you don't know, i don't know." Vicky stated.
"Well, get over here and start finding out!" he responded. Vicky got up and slowly walked around the huge mass of treasure sitting in the middle of the room. She went up to the chest and looked at it, her eyes were trying to calculate. She ran her hands along the side, it felt old there was so much history to it. Finally she looked at him.
"I actually do not k-" she said this as she was leaning on the box, her hand pushed in a crown shape on the chest and the lid slid open. Vicky stood up and looked at the half open chest. She pushed it open some more. On top were two pieces of aztec gold covered in blood.
"Good girl." Roberts said patting her head.
"Woof, woof." Vicky muttered under her breath. The crew and Roberts began lugging the treasure onto the Pearl. He even made Vicky help.
"Stealing my own treasure, how ironic." Vicky said when they took the last piece and put it on the ship. The only thing left was the gold. They pushed out the stone chest and Roberts took Vicky by the arm and lead her over to the chest.
"Well, undo the curse."
"I can't." Roberts handed her an aztec gold.
"Do the whole hand cutting deal."
"What? and deface my own property." Roberts just looked at her and then grabbed her hand.
"Then I'll do it!"
"N-NoNoNoNoNoNo. No cutting of the hand, DO NOT CUT MY HAN-" But roberts finally got her when she wasn't sqwirming and made a cut on the palm of her hand with a dagger. He dropped it in the chest.
"Now, we can go." Vicky sighed. Just they heard the sound of a gun loading and Jack stepped out. Vicky smiled at him.
"No, no you can't. You're still cursed."
"HAHA! you're too late she lifted the curse already Jack."
"Not without this." He held up the instructions."Savvy?"
Roberts pulled out his sword.
"I'll be having that back right about now!" he yelled at him.
"Not without a fight. Go attack and stuff!" he commanded to his crew.
"Attack!" Roberts ordered at his crew. Roberts and Jack circled.
"Vicky." he said blocking some of Roberts swings. "Un-do. The. Curse."
"Read it to me then Jack!" Jack started fighting Roberts with one hand, with the other he was holding the instructions
"Take piece of Aztec gold and sprinkle ancient cinoman tobacco on it." he read aloud.
"Where's the tabacco stuff?"
"Uhh...it's..." Jack stopped fighting to turn over the paper. Roberts flung his hand into the wall.
"OUCH!" he let go of the paper. Roberts reached down....
CLIFFHANGER AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU'LL HAVE TO BUG ORLANDO_LOVER IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!
"Now," Roberts had it in his hand, "I can finish the curse. Thank you Jack."
Jack looked defeted.
"Alright, alright, you win." Jack sat down and pouted.
Roberts took Vickie and had her stand next to the chest.
"Now to read this thing," Roberts said alloud," first, we must sprinkle tabacco powder on the welp's hand. anyone got a cigar?"
nobody answered.
"Alright, i'll use mine." Roberts took out a handmade cigar and sprinkled it on Vickies hand.
"Now, we must chant "The Space between has been filled." everybody!"
ROberts and his crew chanted it for a minute or to, then the captian silened them.
"Now, we put our hands up and...WHAT? DO THE HOKIE POKIE? WHAT IS THIS THING?" Roberts shouted.
"FIND THAT JACK SPARROW! NOW!" He looked at vickie.
"Where ever he is, he is going to pay.
"I'm right here." Jack said.
Roberts looked behind him and saw Jack.
"You are going to pay." Roberts lunged at him and Jack brought out his sword. they battled and slashed untill Roberts had him agenced a rock.
"Say goodbye Jack." Roberts said.
"He doesn't need to." A voice said from up above.
Next to vickie stood Will, with a old peice of parchment.
"The blood repayed by a witness." He showed the bloody hand where roberts had cut vickie's hand.
"And now for the ordeal."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" ROberts lunged at him, but jack stepped in front, sword at ready.
"I dont think so, mate." He said.
Quickly, Will started the words.
"The Blood repayed, the witness has seen, the curse may be lifted." He said, and Vickie smiled at Jack.
"And now, for the final last piece, a hair from the cursed."
He went up behind roberts, still being guarded by Jack, and plucked a hair from underneith his hat.
"Thanks." as he dropped it into the crate.
All of a sudden, the walls began to shake, the gold taken rushed in from the halls by them selves and dropped into the crate, and the crate shut closed and everything went dark, except for the many torches burning.
Roberts eyes rolled back in his head and he fell over. Elizabeth came out from the corner and kissed Will.
"You were wonderful!" she congradulated.
"And you, my dear," Jack said to Vickie, "are a pretty good pirate, yourself. I wouldn't mind you sailing with me anyday. Willing to leave Vinace behind?" he put out a hand.
"Ofcorse." she took it and they all walked out of the once cursed cave, leaving Roberts to decay on the floor.
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AHHHHHHHHHh I'M GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol! ok, i can pretty much wait....but i won't like it!
__________________ We're rascals, scourdrals, villans and knaves,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs,
Drink up me 'earties yo ho!
Yo ho yo ho, a pirates life for me!!! **sigh!**
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Jan 12th, 2004 04:05 AM
I wont be back till after school, so you guys will ACTUALLY HAVE TO WAIT 6 HOURS! OMG! 
**sigh!**
