Also, Naruto clearly made that jutsu for Sakura. He's a teenage boy, so of course he would focus on getting laid most of the time. She even admitted that it would work on her.
I want to see a multi-page splash panel of Naruto and Sasuke man-fighting her while they teleport through various environments.
No jutsu, just brawling.
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He copied it off Konohamaru, and it *did* work on Sakura back then
I liked that he included a variety of types, to be sure to get her preferences whatever they are. The Byakugan should increase it's effectiveness as well...
Which of those bishounen fellows appealed to you most, Q?
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"The Daemon lied with every breath. It could not help itself but to deceive and dismay, to riddle and ruin. The more we conversed, the closer I drew to one singularly ineluctable fact: I would gain no wisdom here."
"The Daemon lied with every breath. It could not help itself but to deceive and dismay, to riddle and ruin. The more we conversed, the closer I drew to one singularly ineluctable fact: I would gain no wisdom here."