"In the year of our Lord 1314, patriots of Scotland, starving and outnumbered, charged the fields at Bannockburn. They fought like warrior poets. They fought like Scotsmen. And won their freedom."
Wanna pull up tough 'cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearin'.
I'm hooked and I can't stop starin'.
Oh, baby, I wanna get with ya and take your picture.
My home boys tried to warn me,
But that butt you got makes me so horny.
Ooh, rump of smooth skin. You say you wanna get in my enz?
Well, use me, use me 'cause you ain't that average groupie.
I seen her dancin'. To hell with romancin', she's sweat',
Wet, got it goin' like a turbo 'vette.
I'm tired of magazines sayin' flat butts are the thing.
Take the average black man and ask him that;
She gotta pack much back.
So, fellas, fellas, has your girlfriend got the butt?
Tell her to shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt.
Baby got back.
Baby got back.
I like 'em round and big and when I'm throwin' a gig,
I just can't help myself. I'm actin' like an animal.
Now, here's my scandal.
I wanna get ya home and, uh, double up, uh, uh.
I ain't talkin' 'bout Playboy
'Cause sillicon parts are made for toys.
I want 'em real thick and juicy, so find that juicy double.
Mix-A-Lot's in trouble, beggin' for a piece of that bubble.
So, I'm lookin' at rock videos;
Knock-kneed bimbos walkin' like hos.
You can have them bimbos. I'll keep my women like Flo Jo.
I word to the thick soul sisters; I wanna get with ya.
I won't cuss or hit ya, but I gotta be straight
When I say I wanna, ah, 'til the break of dawn.
Baby got it goin' on. A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on.
So, ladies, ladies, do you wanna roll my Mercedes?
The turn around. Stick it out. Even white boys got to shout:
Baby got back.
Baby got back.
Yeah, baby, when it comes to females,
Cosmo ain't got nothin' to do with my selection.
36, 24, 36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".
So your girlfriend grows a Honda
Playin' work out tapes by Fonda,
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda,
My Anaconda, don't won't none unless you've got buns, hun.
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt.
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell ya that the put ain't gold,
So they toss it and leave it and I pull up quick to retrieve it.
So Cosmo says you're fat. Well, I ain't down with that
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' about stickin'.
To the beanpole dames in the magazines;
You aint it, miss thing.
Give me a sister I can't resist-a.
Red beans and rice didn't miss her.
Some knucklehead tried to dis 'cause his girls are on my list.
He had game, but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get with 'em.
So ladies if the butt is round,
And you wanna triple X throw down;
Dial 1-900-MIX-ALOT and kick them nasty thoughts.
Baby got back.
Baby got back.
Little in the middle, but she got much back.
Little in the middle, but she got much back.
Little in the middle, but she got much back.
Little in the middle, but she got much back.
btw...not to sound like ranting idiot, although some would say otherwise and they know who they are so have a care to those i'm speaking about...what exactly does (idd) mean???
for now more than the 45,000th post from aurora be succeeded
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"In the year of our Lord 1314, patriots of Scotland, starving and outnumbered, charged the fields at Bannockburn. They fought like warrior poets. They fought like Scotsmen. And won their freedom."
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May 27th, 2004 05:41 PM
