WHERED YOU LEARN THAT CHEECH... DRUG SCHOOL?
SCARFACE II WOULD ENHANCE THE ORIGINAL'S IMPACT. ONCE TONY WAS DEAD, OTHER GANGSTERS LIKE THAT PIECE OF CHIT FRANK WOULD TRY TO TAKE OVER MIAMI AGAIN. IF TONY COULD CONTINUE HIS LEGACY HE COULD KEEP MIAMI UNDER HIS THUMB... AND MAYBE THE WORLD? LIKE THE STATUE SAYS AT TH E END OF THE FIRST MOVIE (I"D LIKE TO START CALLING THAT "SCARFACE: PART ONE" BY THE WAY) "THE WOULD CAN BE YOURS." "AND EVERYTHING IN IT." PICTURE A YOUNG BOY IN CASTRO'S CUBA, MAYBE ELIAN GONZALES BUT PROBABLY NOT CUZ THEY TOOK HIM BACK, BUT A CUBAN KID ANYWAY .HE GOES INTO A RAFT AND EVERYONE DIES EXCEPT HIM, HERE'S THE KICKER HES PICKED UP AND RAISED BY A AMERICAN WOMAN,... WHO LATER TURNS OUT TO BE... TONY MONTANA"S OLD WIFE! (THE ONE WITH THE POLLUTED WOMB.) AND THE CUBAN BOY, LETS CALL HIM "TOMMY MONTANEGRA," LEARNS OF HIS MOTHER'S SORDID PAST AND DECIDES TO FOLLOW IN THE FOOTSTEPS OF HIS POSTHUMOUS ADOPTIVE FATHER!
IM TELLING YA BABY, IT'S A SOLID BRICK O' GOLD WHAT STINKS LIKE MONEY!
It's genius! I love it! 'TOMMY MONTANEGRA' is a great name and spelling it all in capitals would make him feel like he's really important. Yeah! When he decides to follow in his 'posthumous adoptive father's' footsteps he could be all like: "Yeah, fluck you, you doirty ho! Yeah, I wan da would and everyting in it! It's all gonna be mine, youse heares? Yeah! Me! I wannit all!"...Then as we watch this kid grow we see him do some bad things to get what he wants and then he becomes 'President of The Whole Would'! Yeah, like we could change the real life a little bit, so he owns the WHOLE WOULD! All for him, TOMMY MONTANEGRA...At the end of the movie, there should be a shot of him standing on THE BIGGEST MOUNTAIN IN THE WHOLE WOULD shouting: "IT'S MINE! IT'S ALL MINE!", then as the sun sets the movie ends! Yeah, it's gonna make BIG $ling.
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He obviously cant take criticism. Heres some more criticism though, filming air would be a better concept than the idea that was given for scareface 2.
__________________ "If you tell the truth, you never have to remember anything" -Twain
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DON'T YOU KNOW? TALKING IN CAPS LETS EVERYBODY KNOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE.
FOR EXAMPLE, DO YOU HONESTLY THINK Ou Be Low hoo WOULD HAVE AGREED IF IT WAS WRITTEN LIKE THE FOLLOWING:
"Scarface II would enhance the original?s impact. Once Tony was dead, other gangsters like that piece of chit Frank would try to take over Miami again. If Tony could continue his legacy he could keep Miami under his thumb? and maybe the world? Like the statue says at the end of the first movie (I? like to start calling that ?Scarface: Part One? by the way) ?The Would Can Be Yours.? ?And Everything In It.? Picture a young boy in Castro?s Cuba, maybe Elian Gonzales but probably not cuz they took him back, but a Cuban kid anyway. He goes into a raft and everyone dies except him, here?s the kicker he?s picked up and raised by a American woman? who later turns out to be? Tony Montana?s old wife! (The one with the plluted womb.) And the Cuban boy, lets call him ?Tommy Montanegra,? learns of his mother?s sordid past and decides to follow in the footsteps of his posthumous adoptive father!"
SEE, THAT PARAGRAPH WASN'T VERY CONVINCING, WAS IT?
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Greg Oden: The future of the Blazers. The future of the NBA.
WELL I GOTS TO GET IT OFFA MY CHEST CATSUPTOME. IF NOONE ATTACKS THIS PRESSING PROBLEM OF SACRFACE II THE MOVIE THEN WHO WILL. AND THEN WELL HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER FIVE DECADES FOR A SEQUAL, JUST LIKE WE DID WITH THE FIRST ONE. TONY CAMONTE ALL THE WAY BABY!1 AND FILMING AIR... DIDNT YOU SEE GLITTER?
IM GLAD OTHERS SHARE MY OPINION. OO BEE LOW TOO HAD A GREAT IDEA WITH THAT MOUNTAIN SCENE.; AND I LEARNED THIS WEEK THAT "MONTANA" MEANS " THE MOUNTAIN" IN SPANISH? YES, HE WANTS THE WHOLE WORLD. THOUGH THE POWER LUST IS STRONG WITHIN YOUNG TONY, MONTANEGRA, IT IS HELD IN CHECK BY SINISTER FORCES SUCH AS. ;GUYS WHO TRIED TO BUMP TONY OFF IN THE MIAMI NITECLUB, THAT GOOD FOR NOTHING FRANK, OCTAVIO, TONYS MOTHER WHO TRIES TO THWART HIS PLANS AND TAKE GINA BACK. AND THE COLOMBIAN GUY WHO TONY CALLED "A WORM". TONY MIST OVERCOME THESE OBSTACLES AND BECOME RIGHT FUL KINGPIN OF THE GREATER MIAMI CARIBBEAN AREA. WITH CUBAN GENETICAL ENGINEERING ITS EASY TO CLONE PEOPLE AND BELIEVE ME THAT MENACE FRANK MAKES USE OF IT!
I TELL YA, WITH THE SCIENTIFIC ANGLE, THIS BABY COULD KICK STAR WARS' ASS IN THE BOX OFFICE!
SHEESH KEBAB -> NICE I WILL HAVE TO USE THAT ONE IN FUTURE CONVERSATIONS
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