Gandalf and Bilbo are sitting down, smoking weed, looking out over the Shire..
Bilbo: "Old Toby, the finest weed in the Southfarthing.. (blowing circles, doesn't he? Gandalf blows out a fine boat...)
Gandalf, my old friend..
This is going to be a night to remember!
i don't think so Gandalf and Bilbo were smoking the weed and than it goes to the party and isn't the first line when Frodo tells sam to ask rosie to dance?
Bilbo: So there I was, at the mercy of three monstrous trolls! And they were all arguing amongst themselves about how they were going to cook us, whether it be turned on a spit or whether they should sit on us one by one and squash us into jelly. They spent so much time arguing the wither-tos and why-fors, that when the sun’s first light cracked over the top of the trees and poof!
Hobbit Children: (gasps)
Bilbo: And turned them all to stone!
*Merry and Pippin enters the scene*
*Gandalf lights some fireworks*
(Pippin shows a firework to Merry)
Merry: No, no the big one, big one
(Pippin finds one shaped as a large dragon. Merry gasps and nods. Pippin jumps down from the carriage, and into the tent beside it. Merry follows. Inside the tent, they light up the firework)
Pippin: Done.
Merry: You’re supposed to stick it in the ground!
(Merry pushes the firework onto Pippin)
Pippin: It is in the ground.
(Pippin pushes it to Merry)
Merry: Outside!
(Merry pushes it back to Pippin)
Pippin: It was your idea!
*The dragon firework "exploded"*
*Then enters dileno's scene Meriadoc Brandybuck, etc..*
Then...
Hobbits: Speech Bilbo! Speech!
Bilbo: My dear Bagginses and Boffins!, Tooks and Brandybucks!, Grubbs...Chubbs, Hornblowers! Bolgers, Bracegirdles, and Proudfoots!
Everard: Proudfeet!
Bilbo: Today is my one hundred and eleventh birthday!
Hobbits: Happy birthday!
Bilbo: Alas, eleventy-one years is far too short a time to live among such excellent and admirable Hobbits. I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
Bilbo: I, uh, I h-have things to do. (whispers to himself) I’ve put this off for far too long. (To the crowd) I regret to announce this is the end. I am going now. I bid you all a very fond farewell. Goodbye.
*Bilbo disappears*
Continue.
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Bilbo: Hahahahaha! (Flips the ring into the air and catches it in his pocket)
Gandalf: I suppose you think that was terribly clever.
Bilbo: Come on Gandalf! Did you see their faces?
Gandalf: There are many magic rings in this world Bilbo Baggins and none of them should be used lightly.
Bilbo: It was just a bit of fun, oh you’re probably right as usual. You will keep an eye on Frodo, won’t you?
Gandalf: Two eyes, as often as I can spare them.
Bilbo: I’m leaving everything to him.
Gandalf: What about this ring of yours, is that staying too?
Bilbo: Yes yes. It’s in an envelope over there on the mantelpiece.
Bilbo: No, wait, its --here in my pocket. Heh, Isn’t that, isn’t that odd though? Yet, after all why not? Why shouldn’t I keep it?
Gandalf: I think you should leave the ring behind, Bilbo. Is that so hard?
Bilbo: Well no… and yes! Now it comes to it, I don’t feel like parting with it, its mine, I found it, it came to me!
Gandalf: There’s no need to get angry.
Bilbo: Well if I’m angry it’s your fault! Its mine, my own, my precious.
Gandalf: Precious? It’s been called that before, but not by you.
Bilbo: Argh! What business is it of yours what I do with my own things!
Gandalf: I think you’ve had that ring quite long enough.
Bilbo: You want it for yourself!
Gandalf: Bilbo Baggins! Do not take me for some conjurer of cheap tricks, I am not trying to rob you. I’m trying to help you.
(Bilbo goes to Gandalf)
Gandalf: All your long years we’ve been friends. Trust me as you once did, hmm? Let it go.
Bilbo: You’re right Gandalf the ring must go to Frodo. It’s late, the road is long, Yes, it is time.
(Bilbo the door opens)
Gandalf: Bilbo…
Bilbo: Hmm?
Gandalf: …the ring is still in your pocket.
Bilbo: Oh, yes…
(Bilbo takes the ring out of his pocket and looks at the ring , he seems reluctant to let it go, he tilts his hand and lets the ring fall to the ground with a thud, a great weight seems to have been lifted off him.)
(Bilbo the out then stops door, runs)
Bilbo: I’ve thought of an ending for my book – and he lived happily ever after…to the end of his days.
Gandalf: And I’m sure you will my dear friend.
Bilbo: Good bye, Gandalf.
Gandalf: Good bye, dear Bilbo.
Bilbo: (singing) The road goes ever on and on, down from the door where it began…
Gandalf: Till our next meeting.
ok, just to remind you, why dont you guys not post so much, like one or two lines at a time and give everyone else a chance to play to and no! we arnt going to skip around
not to accuse anyone, but please no copying and pasting, that takes all the fun away thanx agian
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Feb 19th, 2004 01:58 PM
Exa,Sauron,Kit,A.D,Smodden,MorgulLord,Tassie,pip-foot,Discos,Leggy_N_Merry,Thorondor
and no! we arnt going to skip around
thanx agian
