What are you crazy! its always better to get into physical confrontations if you can win. If you cant then you should intimidate them until they make you run away!
When I went to see Van Helsing the crowd were sum of the earth
Squeaking seat in front
Talking loudly, probably not even about the movie
Loud eating and rustling
At one point someone received a text message, didn't even have it on silent
How do these morons phones even go off? It says turn them off before the film?
Anyway, worst cinema visit. Blair Witch Project coz there was this couple just snogging all the way through it, and i dont mean for the majority i mean through all of it. You just couldnt help but watch them, dont worry im not one of those sick freaks who just gawps at women.
Ok i am, but this was just, i dunno theyre movements were different to the films that it stood out. My mate slapped the guy on the head after the film.
When I went to see FVJ (Freddy vs. Jason), there were a bunch of 18-20 year old punks screaming stupid shit like "Oh yea! Cut that bi*ch up!" or "F*ck him up Freddy!" It was really irritating
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when i saw spy kids 3D (i wanted to see it for the 3D) this kid had som strenght cuz he kicked my chair so hard that it moved forward quiet a way. This frigin kid kept doing it for a while so evventually i said something(cant remember but it was insulting) My god! why dont they put their kids in a dog cannal!!!
Yeh right. I bet you love the spy kids films. Hahahaha just kidding matey. But yeh theres like 3 orange ads telling you to turn them off. Our cinema has this special CGI demo to tell you how to turn off your phone. (remember im irsh we arnt exactly what you'd call intellegent) and anyone whos phones goes off gets beaten to death with a pool cue in the pub (place which serves alcahol - for the americans who do not know this term) afterwards.
When i went to watch big daddy, a lady brought her church of kids. And throughout the whole movie the kids laughed and kept carrying on. Even tho they didnt understand the jokes the lil fuks kept laughin.
and this is my contribution to some1 else's worst cinema visit.
i had no idea what the lord of the rings was. so for the 8pm session i told my group of mates (6 of them) to meet up at the cinemas at 7.30. got there and the line was at least 100m long. 9 sessions sold out. so we bought tickets to the 11pm session but pushed in line near the front. the people behind us were pissed off as expected but since my group were all big boys no-one had any courage to say anything. when they started letting people into the 8pm session we got in but the people directly behind missed out. they had to wait for another 15mins
That sounds like a good deal. There was this other time actually. There was this girl. She had this really prostitute looking outfit on and was really minging. Anyway we went in and my mate and i sat behind her. Anyway we were watching the film and suddenly she falls off her seat lands face first on the cinema floor. So my mate and I laffed our faces off, but she wasnt moving even when we poked her head. So somone eventually goes and tells one of the cinema staff people.
Then they shut off the film, so they can bring these damn medics in with a stretcher and take her away.
Honestly still we got free film voucher for the delay so it wasnt that bad i guess.
There were all these little 10,11,12, year olds that thought they were all that. The girls were dressed all skankily and such This was during the day too
Anyways a whole group of like 7 sat behind me and my other two friends. The whole freaking beginning they talked, and not even about the movie, about Kill Bill On and on how it probably rocks, and how they would do anything to see it and etc. Since it was rated R. I was beyond pissed.
So eventually I stood up, and I'm quite tall, and the seats are on like an incline, so theirs were higher then mine, but because I'm tall I looked then right in the face and I'm like "Either shut the **** up or get out!"
I was the worst for someone though. When I saw Last Samurai.
Me and my friend went to get popcorn, while my other two friends went to get seats. The place was virtually empty because the movie wasn't starting for like half an hour. There were maybe 10 people in the whole theater.
So as me and my friend were coming back to our seats, there was this group of three people behind us walking. We stopped to pick something up that we dropped I think, and the people went ahead of us up the ramp into the theater.
As they were going up my other friends thought it was us, and dumped half a bag of popcorn on these people And let me tell you, these people weren't teenagers either
Then during the movie, the same people sat in front of us (they didn't learn ) And my friend grabbed my drink, but the cup came out of the holder, and the lid came off, so the whole large cup of Iced Tea went pouring onto everyone but me and my friend. The people who we threw popcorn on were now covered in Iced Tea
In a related but kind of un-related story, my parents, in their early 50's, went to the movies to see Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers in 2002. Only problem was they went in October 2002.
They saw The Ring instead, thinking it was Lord of the Rings for some reason. They hadn't seen the Fellowship of the Ring at that point and thought the movie they were watching was just futuristic to start out.
They figured it out after about 10 minutes, but I can't believe it took them that long.
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when i saw spy kids 3D (i wanted to see it for the 3D
) this kid had som strenght cuz he kicked my chair so hard that it moved forward quiet a way. This frigin kid kept doing it for a while so evventually i said something(cant remember but it was insulting) My god! 
