whatever,people like me,vengence and bakerboy who hate those moronic organic webshooters are spider-man fans,the people who accept this stupid movie and like those stupid organics were once spider-man fans but now they are only man-spider fans.the reason he did not have organics in the beginning is because for one,the webbing would shoot out of his a$$,there is no reason for the webbing to shoot out of his wrists,none at all!!!! also a spider spins its webbing so there is no reason in hell for him to be shooting webbing in the first place.plus if he had organics,the webbing would not dissolve for days which would litter the whole city of new york if he had organics,thats why he never had those moronic organics webs in the first place.
So let me get this straight : you say that the the original webshooters were created because if Spider-Man should have organic webshooters, the web should come right out of his ass – he is some kind of spider after all. And of course we don’t want such a hero.
Not true. You claim to be a “true Spider-Man fan” (right), but for a true Spider-Man fan, you know jack shit about spiders. It’s NOT because he’s “some kind” of spider, that his web should come right out of his ass.
Why ?? should the web come right out of his ass ? Explain that to me, will you. But before you do, may I remind you Spider-Man is NOT a real spider, he is a mutated man with some spiderlike abilities !! “Spider-rules” don’t apply to him !!
Does he have 6 eyes like lots of spiders have ? No. Does he have 8 legs like all spiders ? No. Does he eat flies ? No. Does he eat his own web ? No. Do spiders have ears ? No. Does Spider-Man have ears? yes. Does he have poison ? No. Does his web come out of his ass ? No !!
Do I have to continue ? The list is very long.
So, Spider-Man is not a spider, far from it. He has just some of the abilities, nothing more. You could say he’s some kind of mix of man and spider with his own specific physiology. So the web can come out his ears as far as I’m concerned.
I hate to break it to you but most if not all superheroes and villains are not realistic and rules are bent in the comic world to make them seem cool.
If this is the case, you should hate heroes that will themselves to fly then(Superman). We all know that you need some sort of propulsion to fly right?
Even as realistic as Batman can be, all of his abilities are not possible(stealth with that huge cape, jumping off of buildings and gliding with his cape etc).
Maybe the mutation happened in Peter's wrists because he uses his hands alot, who knows.
Most heroes/villains origins are BS anyway but we know it's a fictional story so it works.
I tell you what, after I finish posting this, i'm gonna fill up an eyedrop bottle with radioactive waste and flush my eyes with it so I can become a better acrobat and I can hear better WTF?????
C'mon man, you're trying to introduce real facts to science fiction...........fiction being the key word.
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not well said at all daywalker.the webbing would shoot out of his ass and the reason so is spiders spin their webbing from the "BACKEND" of their bodys-boy your the one that knows nothing about spiders. thats just not at all realistic to think that somehow he could tap his fingers on his palms and somehow the webbing- somehow by a miracle shoots out of his wrists-right whatever and somehow by another miracle it does not destroy the blood wessels and veins in his body,yeah right. again there is no reason in hell for him to be shooting webbing in the first place,a point you conviently ignored. also to be able to shoot the webbing out of his arms,he'd have to have popeye like arms to be able to store all that webbing to do so.You also just explained for me why this movie betrays the character and comicbook.the comic calls him the non mutant superhero and he was a non mutant before without the organics,with the organics,he is NOW a mutant huge difference,character betrayed. thats something you manspider fans dont seem to be able to grasp though and just want to be the apologists for all the shortcomings of this film.I for one am through explaining this because like I said,you just want to be the apologists for all the shortcomings of this film and defend all of their stupid changes that were made only for the sake of change,nothing more.
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We've all heard the joke about Spiderman's webbing coming out of his ass for accuracy but we know that would never happen. Perhaps in some underground porno but not Marvel or any other comics. So Spidey would need huge forearms to house the webbing and his blood vessels would be damaged huh? Makes you wonder how Wolverine houses those ginsu knives in his arms.
BTW mutants are simply people born with special abilities. Peter wasn't born with his powers so organic or not, he could never be a mutant.
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But he is NOT a spider !! Gimme a break, will you.
It's not realistic you say ? Not realistic ?!? Oh, and a man climbing to walls is, I suppose. And superhuman strength is ? And last but not least, having a "spidersense" is realistic ? Do you know any spiders that actually possess such a spidersense ?
There are no such spiders, but still, Stan Lee gave Spider-Man a spidersense. For somebody who says that his organic webs should come out of his ass because real spiders do it like that, you easily forget to mention that real spiders don't possess spidersense.
I'll quote myself :
So, Spider-Man is not a spider, far from it. He has just some of the abilities, nothing more. You could say he’s some kind of mix of man and spider with his own specific physiology. So the web can come out of his ears as far as I’m concerned.
Now, what's so difficult to understand about the above ? All your talk about spiders don't apply to Spider-Man. He's a mix of a man and a spider with his own unique, specific physiology.
And that, my not so well informed friend, is a fact. Your theory about "if he should have organic webshooters, they should be like this and that" is pure speculation. Nobody can predict how a mix of man and spider will look like.
Maybe it's me, but I don't understand why this is so hard to understand...
I can understand you don't like the organic webshooters, but your arguments for defending the original ones, are not correct.
Why not ? Newsflash : Spider-Man is not a real spider !!
Actually, the movie kinda made his Spider-sense kinda realistic, in the way he sees things in slo-mo. Now sure, Spider's are probably one of the easiest critters in the world to smash with your foot, but I read that insects and bugs that small have a sense of relativity.
I like to think of Pete's Spider Sense as a muated version of the theory of relativity used to describe how flies can react and escape a fly-swatter so quickly.
We must remember that Stan Lee could have thought up the spider-sense idea (just called "super-response" powers or something) because as we all should know, 'Spider-Man' was just a name that sounded cool for a wall crawling hero.
I don't care, I love the Spider-Sense, and I'd say that's what gives him an edge over most enemies, and makes Spider-Man stick out from the crowd as much as his webbing.