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«§hõnknêss»
Senior Member
 Gender: Female
Location: IN MY BRAIN |
& Only 4 $87235775238489902481274908944278101..THATS A BARGAIN
*hole line of Twits appear wantin some*
Muahahahahahahahahahaaaa.......I mean Oh jolly good fun 
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[SPOILER - highlight to read]: You see, when we left Jack, marooned on the ship with a cuffed wrist and a hungry kraken, we forgot one very important thing mate-he's Captain Jack Sparrow... savvy?
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Aug 23rd, 2004 06:29 AM |
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chez
Corporal-Captain
 Gender: Female
Location: Australia |
**takes money and counts it carefully, then suddenly grabs nearest twit customer by the collar angrily**
You dirty cheat!! That animals costs $87235775238489902481274908944278101 -- this is only $87235775238489902481274908944278100!! 
**Twit customer hands over extra $1**
THANK you... 
**turns around and does cheesy salesperson-type grin again **
Hurry, hurry, hurry... Come on, people! Step right up, step right up!
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Aug 23rd, 2004 06:36 AM |
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«§hõnknêss»
Senior Member
Gender: Female
Location: IN MY BRAIN |
*& while Chez is countin muney I put 99.99% of the money in my hat and run like shit in the other direction*
Muahahahahahahaaaa Im Rich Im Rich
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[SPOILER - highlight to read]: You see, when we left Jack, marooned on the ship with a cuffed wrist and a hungry kraken, we forgot one very important thing mate-he's Captain Jack Sparrow... savvy?
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Aug 23rd, 2004 06:45 AM |
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chez
Corporal-Captain
Gender: Female
Location: Australia |
**still counting money**
Hey, wait a minute... This is MONOPOLY money, you twit!!
**pulls pistol and forces twit customer to pay properly, while wondering vaguely where APG is running off to...  **
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Aug 23rd, 2004 06:55 AM |
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«§hõnknêss»
Senior Member
Gender: Female
Location: IN MY BRAIN |
*climbs on an 4729947482374 decker bus*
Hmm......This bus is kinda weird  ...All well
*takes a seat on story # 638403478947*
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[SPOILER - highlight to read]: You see, when we left Jack, marooned on the ship with a cuffed wrist and a hungry kraken, we forgot one very important thing mate-he's Captain Jack Sparrow... savvy?
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Aug 23rd, 2004 07:02 AM |
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chez
Corporal-Captain
Gender: Female
Location: Australia |
**sees huge bus driving along, with the top stories in the clouds, from about a hundred miles off**
Whoa. That's a big bus.
But ANYWAY...
Who wants a mentally-challenged reject iguana? It's going cheap... only $273475900.27...
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Aug 23rd, 2004 07:08 AM |
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«§hõnknêss»
Senior Member
Gender: Female
Location: IN MY BRAIN |
*countin monkey on bus*
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*windows break*
Hm.....Not good 
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[SPOILER - highlight to read]: You see, when we left Jack, marooned on the ship with a cuffed wrist and a hungry kraken, we forgot one very important thing mate-he's Captain Jack Sparrow... savvy?
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Aug 23rd, 2004 07:16 AM |
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chez
Corporal-Captain
Gender: Female
Location: Australia |
**keeps counting money and cackling wickedly**
BA-hahahahaaa!
**wonders vaguely if APG knows that the money she has is Monopoly money, then shrugs**
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Aug 23rd, 2004 07:19 AM |
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«§hõnknêss»
Senior Member
Gender: Female
Location: IN MY BRAIN |
*lookin at money*
Hmmmm.......I wonder there is monopoly written on the money
*shrugs*
All well
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[SPOILER - highlight to read]: You see, when we left Jack, marooned on the ship with a cuffed wrist and a hungry kraken, we forgot one very important thing mate-he's Captain Jack Sparrow... savvy?
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Aug 23rd, 2004 07:31 AM |
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chez
Corporal-Captain
Gender: Female
Location: Australia |
**laughs at APG's expense**
**doesn't notice that the money I'm counting is actually a plastic forgery and the "twit" customers weren't such twits after all**
**whistles a merrily tune obliviously**
I'm in the money... I'm in the money...
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Aug 23rd, 2004 07:37 AM |
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«§hõnknêss»
Senior Member
Gender: Female
Location: IN MY BRAIN |
*goes 2 rum store and buys 75834562389490y27859823775929577845 bottles of rum*
Store Clerk: Uh..It impossible 2 buy 75834562389490y27859823775929577845 bottles of rum
APG: *puts the Y back on shelf*
happy now
*hands over money*
Store Clerk: *is thanfully a real Twit & takes money*
Apg : YAY
*takes rum* 
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[SPOILER - highlight to read]: You see, when we left Jack, marooned on the ship with a cuffed wrist and a hungry kraken, we forgot one very important thing mate-he's Captain Jack Sparrow... savvy?
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Aug 23rd, 2004 07:47 AM |
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chez
Corporal-Captain
Gender: Female
Location: Australia |
**suddenly appears right next to APG**
Did somebody say... RUM?? 
**buys a few hundred bottles of rum with plastic forged money, jumps on nearby ship with rum and hopes no one can trace me **
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Aug 23rd, 2004 08:02 AM |
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«§hõnknêss»
Senior Member
Gender: Female
Location: IN MY BRAIN |
*is right behind Chez*
Hi
*holdin rum really tight*
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[SPOILER - highlight to read]: You see, when we left Jack, marooned on the ship with a cuffed wrist and a hungry kraken, we forgot one very important thing mate-he's Captain Jack Sparrow... savvy?
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Aug 23rd, 2004 08:08 AM |
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chez
Corporal-Captain
Gender: Female
Location: Australia |
**ship goes screeching off (a la the blooper reel  )**
(By the way... does anyone want to buy an explodable kamikaze penguin from the other thread...?)
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Aug 23rd, 2004 08:20 AM |
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«§hõnknêss»
Senior Member
Gender: Female
Location: IN MY BRAIN |
*looks around 4 buyers*
Hmmm...I guess thats a no
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[SPOILER - highlight to read]: You see, when we left Jack, marooned on the ship with a cuffed wrist and a hungry kraken, we forgot one very important thing mate-he's Captain Jack Sparrow... savvy?
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Aug 23rd, 2004 08:23 AM |
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ImAPirate
on the beach with JD
 Gender: Female
Location: |
*appears on ship*
ooohh oooh i want one??
but i only have $$76,334,098,334. i dont think thats enough
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Aug 23rd, 2004 09:03 PM |
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chez
Corporal-Captain
Gender: Female
Location: Australia |
Yeah, they're actually $$76,334,098,335... sorry, dear...
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Aug 23rd, 2004 09:56 PM |
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«§hõnknêss»
Senior Member
Gender: Female
Location: IN MY BRAIN |
 That b right
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[SPOILER - highlight to read]: You see, when we left Jack, marooned on the ship with a cuffed wrist and a hungry kraken, we forgot one very important thing mate-he's Captain Jack Sparrow... savvy?
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Aug 24th, 2004 09:38 AM |
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ImAPirate
on the beach with JD
Gender: Female
Location: |
*goes in corner and cries*
wait! i have some change in my pocket!
*counts change*
ARGGG!!!!!!! i only have $$76,334,098,334.98
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Aug 24th, 2004 05:51 PM |
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chez
Corporal-Captain
Gender: Female
Location: Australia |
**hands IAP a penny just to be more annoying, so now she has $$76,334,098,334.99 and is just one cent short -- buahahahaha**
Sorry, IAP... no dice...
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Aug 24th, 2004 09:41 PM |
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