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bordom
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yes i make these threads interestin of course
but hey wut can ya say
jus jokin
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Dec 7th, 2004 04:20 AM |
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KillTheLight
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hey everybody 'boring' just tried to crack a joke  
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Dec 7th, 2004 04:47 AM |
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«§hõnknêss»
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He He I like those smilies
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[SPOILER - highlight to read]: You see, when we left Jack, marooned on the ship with a cuffed wrist and a hungry kraken, we forgot one very important thing mate-he's Captain Jack Sparrow... savvy?
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Dec 7th, 2004 08:19 AM |
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bordom
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yes i did crack a joke and maybe if ur tired or bored u should go to sleep
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Dec 7th, 2004 03:16 PM |
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bordom
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and another thing it's BORDOM!! not boring
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Dec 7th, 2004 03:18 PM |
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KillTheLight
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no i'm not tired you joke was just boring.
and another thing yes it is 'BORING' cause i named you that and that will be your name forvever and ever and ever and ever and ever cause it suits you. 
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Dec 7th, 2004 10:03 PM |
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PsychoFreeak
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a joke?........ok
Q. Why isn't ur nose 12 inches long?
[SPOILER - highlight to read]: A. coz then it'd b a foot!!!
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Dec 10th, 2004 03:27 AM |
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KillTheLight
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Dec 12th, 2004 03:08 AM |
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PsychoFreeak
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u don't get it?  ....
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Dec 12th, 2004 05:46 AM |
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«§hõnknêss»
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I get it but it aint that funny 
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[SPOILER - highlight to read]: You see, when we left Jack, marooned on the ship with a cuffed wrist and a hungry kraken, we forgot one very important thing mate-he's Captain Jack Sparrow... savvy?
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Dec 12th, 2004 10:05 AM |
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bordom
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yea i'm funnyer duh!
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Dec 12th, 2004 07:58 PM |
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PsychoFreeak
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...well i ain't laughin' at ya
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Dec 13th, 2004 08:53 AM |
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«§hõnknêss»
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Same here.......u just sound gay
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[SPOILER - highlight to read]: You see, when we left Jack, marooned on the ship with a cuffed wrist and a hungry kraken, we forgot one very important thing mate-he's Captain Jack Sparrow... savvy?
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Dec 13th, 2004 09:29 AM |
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KillTheLight
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uh huh blah blah blah your boring and un funny savvy
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Dec 13th, 2004 10:06 PM |
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bordom
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No, you're gay, savvy
Don't you ever take jokes, man?
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Dec 14th, 2004 12:55 AM |
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KillTheLight
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 <<insert picture of "bordom" here>>
you and your jokes are not funny  savvy
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Dec 14th, 2004 01:50 AM |
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PsychoFreeak
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yeah ^ wat she said....
hey bardom, maybe if u actually SAID A JOKE...we'd laugh
ever thorght of that? 
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Dec 15th, 2004 06:43 AM |
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bordom
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ok u wanna a joke heres one:
Three Blondes Apply to Be A Cop
Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the
Texas Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview looked at the
3 of them and said, "So ya'll want to be a cop, eh?"
The blondes all nodded. The detective got up, opened a file drawer and
pulled out a file folder. Sitting back down, he opened it up and withdrew a
picture, and said, "To be a detective, you have to be able to detect. You
must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities
such as scars, etc."
So he stuck the photo in the face of the 1st blonde and withdrew it after
about 2 seconds. "Now, he said, "did you notice any distinguishing features
about the man?"
The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did. He has only one eye!"
The detective shook his head and said, "Of course he has only one eye in
this picture! It's a profile of his face! You're dismissed!"
The 1st blonde hung her head and walked out of the office. The detective
then turned to the 2nd blonde, stuck the photo in her face for 2 seconds,
pulled it back and said, "What about you? Notice anything unusual or
outstanding about this man?"
"Yes! He only has one ear!"
The detective put his head in his hand and exclaimed, "Didn't you hear what
I just told the other lady? This is a profile of the man's face! Of course
you can only see one ear!! You're excused, too!"
The 2nd blonde sheepishly walked out of the office. The detective turned
his attention to the 3rd and last blonde and said, "This is probably a
waste of time, but......." He flashed the photo in her face for a couple of
seconds and withdrew it, saying "All right. Did you notice anything
distinguishing or unusual about this man?"
The blonde said, "I did. This man wears contact lenses."
The detective frowned, took another look at the picture and began looking
at some of the papers in the folder. He looked up at the blonde with a
puzzled expression and said, "You're absolutely right! His bio says he
wears contacts... How in the world could you tell that by looking at this
picture?"
The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Well duh! With only one eye and one
ear, he certainly can't wear glasses!"
there's ur joke enjoy 
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Dec 15th, 2004 04:24 PM |
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xXLauriëXx
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that's slightly better...
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Dec 15th, 2004 04:50 PM |
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PsychoFreeak
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i liked it... |
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Dec 15th, 2004 11:03 PM |
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