AICN SITH SPOILER( to make us feel better about our already posted topic gaffs
Want the spoiler-ish STAR WARS: ROTS rumor of the day? Click it here!!!
Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with a huge honkin' REVENGE OF THE SITH rumor. I've damn near given up hope on this series, which makes me very sad. If you would have come up to my 10 year old self and told me that there would be a time in my life when STAR WARS sucked and being a STAR WARS fan was more something to be embarrassed about than something to be embraced... well, I wouldn't believe one lyin' word out of your damn mouth. I hope EPISODE 3 gets it 100% right, but I just don't believe in Lucas anymore... at least not when it comes to STAR WARS.
That being said, while this below rumor is more than likely a huge pile of stinky bullshit (for some reason STAR WARS brings out the nuts who like to make shit up and send it in as news more than any other series), I think what is said rings true. It feels right if that makes any sense. If pulled off correctly, this could be a fantastic lead-in to the Obi-Wan/Anakin duel we've been hearing so much about. I got my fingers crossed, but I'm not holding my breath that ROTS is anything but a cartoon that squanders the potential of telling a backstory to the Original Trilogy. Enjoy the below, squirts. Beware of spoilers if this is true!
'It's either him or me'
The Sh*t hits the fan when Natalie Portman walks in and confronts Anakin in room reminiscent of the Death Star in the original movie, only more worn and weathered looking. Her and Hayden start arguing about Ian McDiarmid's character (palpatine) and the power that he will not relinquish. Hayden is pretty pissed that she is not supporting him by supporting Palpatine, and Natalie is adamant that Hayden help her in opposing him. She basically tells Anakin 'It's either him or me'. They argue for a bit until he totally loses his cool and pulls a Vader force-choke on here. and at this moment, Obi-Wan walks in, rushes Anakin (causing him to lose his grip on Natalie) and the fight is on.
If you do decide to use this, just call me 'The Great and Powerful Bob'. or just TGaP_Bob.
thanks
Now i feel better.....even the AICN team do it too!
Not that I have read the post above - nor intend to - but does the title mean that somebody has finally told you Star Wars forum morons to stop putting spoilers in your thread headings?
Y'know - For the benefit of those weird and twisted souls amongst us who like to NOT shove the entire plot of a movie up our asses before going to see the film?
If so - on behalf of sane people everywhere - I thank you.
I was of course referring to the few people who have been posting ROTS NEWS: YODA IS the emperors FATHER!!!! stylee in the SWF subject lines - not the majority of the good sweet and wise people who frequent this austere and hallowed ground.
Dude, if you think star wars "sucks" so much, then why the hell do you waste our time with your dumb@$$ posts?! I'm sick of this whining--"Whhaaaa, this story that has a totally different setting and plot is totally different from the OT, whaaaaa. I want the movie I see in my head because I'm a little whinny B***H!"
NO ONE CARES!!! If you think this is all such a waste of time, why do I see your sillly sig all over these forums day in and day out? HUH? It's so stupid and its such a waste of time for you than f***in' leave! Nobody wants to hear your little pitty party about how badly Lucas has let you down because he didn't make a shot for shot version of the OT all over again. And if he had, you'd bash him for lack of originality. Now I don't agree with EVERYTHING he does, but for the most part he's doing a good job. So if its such a waste of time, and its so stupid, then please stop posting here, because I feel the exact same way about your posts.
phew, I said it. I'm sick of this incessent whinning all over these forums.
see the thing is that, you dont have to look at or read it if you dont want to
__________________ "You can stop a rose from growing if you nip it in the bud, but you can't stop the stream from flowing and you cannot stop the flood."
"Totally Jackson!!"-Nathan Barley
Oct 5th, 2004 12:44 PM
