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LOTR Heartbreak
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Smodden
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Gender: Male
Location: The Darkness

after a lot of strenous arguing over who was more of an idiot......we decided it was best to brake it off....
she said either we keep goin out or we dont and if we don't then she dosn't even want to be friends....*confused*

finaly she said that i am annoying.....
when i asked why she liked me in the first place...she said for the ''other stuff''
OMG!!!!!!I WAS bEIng played allalong!!!!! she just wanted somone to hookup with....i mean kiss and hug and all that stuff....which was nice but not if thats the ONLY reason you like sombody....does anybody understand...that isn't a relationship thats being friends with benifits...
i was then informed that i was a bad kisser and was told 'bye'
after a long pause i said 'bye' and hung up....but not before her hand reached thru the phone and pulled me thru making me stuck in the internet....and now i'm in a dark place with lots of doorways....o heres a sign it says "area 51" hmm i guess i'll go this way...


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The Inkeeper
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*bad kisser??*


lets ind out

*sauron presses buttons manically laughing*

some 100000 ton woman jumps through the door!

saurons voice-over: you must make out...to complete this leve;


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Smodden
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Gender: Male
Location: The Darkness

me:*moves cautiously to glob of flesh*

talks in sexy voice to lady...."hey baby"

flesh: *gigles*

me: moves closer

flesh: moves closer
me: suddenly pulls out mace and smashes lights *all goes black*
*when repair guy fixes lights we find flesh passed out on her back and i have lipstick on my face* ha! that was easy *winks at onlookers*


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The Inkeeper
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*alarm bell*

INCORRECT!!!!!


*creates girl that looks like jason voorhees*


commence.....*keeps lights on...de-programs smoddens mace and other weapons*


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Smodden
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Gender: Male
Location: The Darkness

eeeewie"

ahem.....*cough* cough*

hia prety lady sir thing....

l*looks at sauron* "do i have to?"

*kisses hand and blows kiss to thingy*

"there next level!"


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The Inkeeper
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Gender: Male
Location: With You

*programs weird 'thing' to say*

*raspy deadly voice...like a ringwraith with a sore throat*

what! no tongue stick out tongue



voiceover: get in there mate...your in!

*walls start to close in*

10

9

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Smodden
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omg i'm gona puke!!

*hurls*

ok walls closing in...gota move fast

*runs to thing and lays a big one on it* *whips up head in disgust*
and spits*

then kills it with bare hands.....


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The Inkeeper
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level two!

*presses undo..smodden comes out PC....sauron goes in*



oh...well....thats...inapropriate


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Smodden
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Location: The Darkness

heehee now i'm in charge!!

hmmm...what do i have ah yes!!

*press button labeled 'do not touch' *

lava starts pouring in the large room.....while spicky spear things start to spring up from the ground.....*

*also the song 'whats love got to do with it' begins to play in backround ahaha i love torture!!!


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The Inkeeper
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hmmm what to do now...oh yes!

*grabs a spike...snpas it off*

*dips in lava*

*spike melts*

*makes into a ring*


muahahahahahahaha

*lava hit sauron*

*dies*


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Smodden
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Location: The Darkness

*passes out*


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The Inkeeper
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Gender: Male
Location: With You

*notices smodden is passed out...learns how to talk in sleep*



woe is me...who shall save a dark lord now *continues to be overrun with lava*


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Smodden
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Gender: Male
Location: The Darkness

*learns how to sleep walk*

walks to button and stops lava......*lava cools and sauron is encrusted by hardend lava rock*


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*is encrusted in molten box thingy like han solo*

*chewbacca and jabba the hut come in*


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Discos
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Location: Scotland

lol erm...for starters *claps*

well done Smodden, I am glad we could of helped you through these hard times, anyways I dont think my eagles would take her hand away to a mountain, perhaps a "2nd hand shop"

Discos - meh, I must be loosing my touch


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Smodden
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Location: The Darkness

laughing corny!!! i love it!


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LOL..I'm glad you both decided to break it already. big grin IT'S ABOUT FREAKIN' TIME!!! big grin Congrats!! big grin


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Smodden
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Location: The Darkness

thank you

i feel like a great burden has been lifted from me...like the ring has been destryoed.....i can see the shire.....taste the strawberies....


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laughing ^^ classic..laughing Can you see Rosie dancing around?...with ribbons on her hair?! laughing


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Smodden
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Gender: Male
Location: The Darkness

*squints* yes s-b i can see her.....first faintly now...wait...more clear! *breaths* i can breathe the free air now....

thanks s-b and ALL
sauron
kitoky
pipfoot
pippen
phonix
aurora
ad skinner
ect....and the rest for all u guys help!!!
so i guess this threads dead now...? hmmm...


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