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Masterbation..moahhaahha!
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MetallicaT
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Originally posted by Darth_mistress
Like crapping masterbation is a natural thing, sometimes it just can't be helped.

lovely analogy.... no expression

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Devil King
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People who masturbate should be fitted for a genital cuff and spend the rest of their lives hating themselves.

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Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
People who masturbate should be fitted for a genital cuff and spend the rest of their lives hating themselves.

Umm...thats interesting ... yeah... no expression

That sort of includes 92% of the human race...looks like you're kind of alone on this one... unless it was just a bad joke.

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Umm...thats interesting ... yeah...

That sort of includes 92% of the human race...looks like you're kind of alone on this one... unless it was just a bad joke.

It would be a bad joke if it didn't happen.

Praise baby Jesus.

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Darth Jello
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Yeah, but girls tend to leave clues. For example, girls never talk about taking dumps but tend to use unbelievable amounts of toilet paper at a rate that should not seem physically possible. By the same token, a lot of girls all of a sudden buy a detatchable shower head, a tool of satan outside the capacity of a masturbatory aid.

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Hmmm... detachable shower heads... i should check if we have one.

No, bummer. laughing out loud

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Yeah, but girls tend to leave clues. For example, girls never talk about taking dumps but tend to use unbelievable amounts of toilet paper at a rate that should not seem physically possible. By the same token, a lot of girls all of a sudden buy a detatchable shower head, a tool of satan outside the capacity of a masturbatory aid.

LOL! I walked in on an ex with a detachable shower head pointed at his ass! It was funny...to...me! I walked in to wash my hands and he was moaning. You know, I don't think I ever washed my hands.

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Darth Jello
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Has anyone ever used a detatchable shower head to clean themselves? It sucks unless you love cold showers or not towling off after a cold pool

Mar 29th, 2006 05:27 AM

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[B]LOL! I walked in on an ex with a detachable shower head pointed at his ass! /B]

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LOL! I walked in on an ex with a detachable shower head pointed at his ass! It was funny...to...me! I walked in to wash my hands and he was moaning. You know, I don't think I ever washed my hands.

Hehehe

I cant think of something to say... that would be.. appropriate. heh

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Who needs detachable shower heads when you have football and a bell? Jusst click on the link. You know you're curious.

Attachment: bell ringer.zip
This has been downloaded 19 time(s).

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Darth Jello
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Well, i'm sure every girl has an oversized chess set stuffed away somewhere too

Mar 29th, 2006 07:15 AM

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this link should work.
http://www.whoomp.com/articles/44/1...ll-Ringer-Video

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Darth Jello
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For those that didn't get that last joke, all the chess pieces other than the knights represent different lengths, girths, styles, and foreskin lengths of dildos

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Re: Masterbation..moahhaahha!

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Originally posted by ((The_Anomaly))
(ps. i know guys dont admit either, but they admit more easily, because, well guys do it..lol)

Not true, alot of guys i know easily say qithout havin to admit it. . Thaty all take it as a joke in my school but yea your right about gurls not admitin about masturbatin.

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It would be a bad joke if it didn't happen.

Praise baby Jesus.

aahahaha

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LOL! I walked in on an ex with a detachable shower head pointed at his ass! It was funny...to...me! I walked in to wash my hands and he was moaning. You know, I don't think I ever washed my hands.

I have a similar story, homes.

Today on our lunch break, one of my mechanics told us that the night before he woke up at about 3:00 am to take a leak and when he opened the door to the bathroom he caught his girlfriend using the reverse-end of his electric shaver on herself! laughing

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That must have been an awkward moment.

laughing out loud

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Originally posted by Quiero Mota
I have a similar story, homes.

Today on our lunch break, one of my mechanics told us that the night before he woke up at about 3:00 am to take a leak and when he opened the door to the bathroom he caught his girlfriend using the reverse-end of his electric shaver on herself!

So much more straight,

Not my point!

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Quiero Mota

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Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
So much more straight,

Not my point!

Homes, the very point of this thread is about spanking the monkey!

If what I said deviated from your point, oh well, I was still on topic.

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