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Originally posted by Darth Revan
Well, I'd never been on a real airplane until then, and I gotta say, it was really great. Except they ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts. And the in-flight movie was Bio-Dome with Paulie Shore. And I had to sit between two large Albanian women with excruciatingly strong body odors. And the little kid behind me kept throwing up. And oh yeah--the engine broke off and the plane went into a tailspin and we crashed in the desert and everybody died!! Except for me--you know why? 'Cause I had my tray table up, and my seat back in the full upright position, had my tray table up...