Sappy Poetry Contest

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Sappy Poetry Contest

Enter your sappy poetry here! Say who its to, then splurge away!

All right everyone, I'll start you off! There were some questions about this and just to make things clear, this is a note/letter/poem or whatever it is that you would write to your special love at Hogwarts. Just pretend that you yourself, are a student there and want to express you affection to them. The point is to make is sappy - that is, ridiculously funny, a suck up, you know, FUN! 😆

Here's mine:

Dear Hermione Granger,

I love the way your wind blows through the air, the way your smile lights up a room. I have been trying to keep my feelings to myself, but alas, I can not! I must confess:

I AM MADLY IN LOVE WITH YOU!!!

You are fine, like the sunshine . . .and soon, you will be all mine. Forget Harry and that bimbo Ron! It's me you wanna be with! I can give you so much more than they every will! Love me Hermionie my pet. Love me!

With kisses and more kisses,

Rogue

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I'll do one to set you off...

Oh Twinnies, you're so fine,
You're so fine, say you'll be MINE!

Yay Twinnies!
Yay Twinnies!

Oh Twinnies, you're so cool,
you're so cool, like a swimming pool!

Yay Twinnies!
Yay Twinnies!

Oh Twinnies you're so witty,
you're so witty but so pretty!

Yay Twinnies!
Yay Twinnies!

Accompanied by much waving of pom-poms and flipping of hair

OMG - those are great! 😂

Ok - here's a minute worth of effort lol:

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Dear Professor Snape,

Oh how you make my heart ache,
Thoughts of you I cannot tell,
Lest my luckless heart shall break
You and I could not bode well
But a bond with you I must now make!

Forever in my dreamy head
Visions of you and things you’ve said
Floating around my misery
I need you here, with certainty!

For now I write these desperate lines
Waiting for you to give the signs
Life as one is all I desire
A life with you is what I aspire!

Oh my darling Professor Snape….

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Good ones!!! 😄

This is Ron to Hermoine serenade

(I don't have any creative words these days or I'd write something)

Harry Harry Oh, My Love
your the one I dream of
your hair so black and your eyes so green
How can Malfoy be so mean
Forget about Cho
and please be mine!
Harry Harry Let me be your Valentine! 😍

*ahem*

To what dreams lie ahead,
as lay down upon my bed,

Looking up and thinking of a potter book,
What my eyes do take as a breath it took,

I think about Hermione, Harry, and Ron,
All three thoughtful, all three never gone,

Of course this place cannot be,
but in a little boys mind, yes, those faces can see,
Wands, Wizards all alike,
making spells and making light

From then on i see what lies ahead
dreaming the dreams when i lay in bed

Harry,.... Ron,.... Hermione,..... untill chapter 3
What mischeif belongs to you and what to be..

*smilz* i luv those lil dumplings..

^^oo, I likes that one!^^

my dearest,

who cares if you're feared
i'll twirl your black beard
for just a chance
make an advance!
you're pure of heart
gives me a start

your husky voice i dream to hear
softly speaking in my ear
though you're taller i pray to steal
just a chance to share the ordeal!

drinking mead by tumultuous flagons
and helping raise your baby dragon
a bigger heart and bigger man
not perfect, prat, fit or tan...

i'll love you still
and always will
my mushy words would surely toughen
save for the fact i call you 'muffin'

the absence of you in my life's a right dagger
save for the fact that you're my 'hagger'

miss you snookie-poo -LS

haha wow. its kinda crappy but i just did it in my head. and its someone who hasnt been done before

that.is.discusting.REALLY!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by RebelPhoenix
OMG - those are great! 😂

Ok - here's a minute worth of effort lol:

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Dear Professor Snape,

Oh how you make my heart ache,
Thoughts of you I cannot tell,
Lest my luckless heart shall break
You and I could not bode well
But a bond with you I must now make!

Forever in my dreamy head
Visions of you and things you’ve said
Floating around my misery
I need you here, with certainty!

For now I write these desperate lines
Waiting for you to give the signs
Life as one is all I desire
A life with you is what I aspire!

Oh my darling Professor Snape….

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😘 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

haha nice one

This was great contest and I enjoyed it! To view the winners, please visit THIS THREAD