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JohnnyBloom
humiliated grapes
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Location: Tortuga
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That's because I hav something to say in every thread! 
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"Shame about the French, really. Obsessed with raisins. Humiliated grapes, really. Think about it."
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Mådness
Teenage Ninja Pirate
 Gender: Female
Location: Behind you.... |
One day barbossa decided melons were sexy because his tomato was buttugly. "wow", said barbossa to his favourite henchman who ate melons regularly, but didn't realize the plum pudding was mouldy, "So tasty! I NEED SOME POTATOES DRESSED IN CURTAINS!" So, Elizabeth made some. Will wanted it changed because he disliked lace curtains.
After gayification, Elizabeth screamed, "happy chappy lappy crappy!!", then she danced around the mast. Suddenly a pterodactyl appeared eating his tubbycustard pie, singing 'Horny goat' while drinking malibu. "Mmmmm", it exclaimed, spinning around and around. The fat Jellyroll (hmmmmm jellyroll) wobbled across the ocean's floor, while Jack strutted about chickens with pink tutus at the graduation opening off Foxtel digital vomited on the radio plug.
"Disgusting!" said Pintel Nobeard, "You are silly!"
Later, at morning breakfast, Barbossa's eggs were runny, so he growled. "I can't fart, when I smile like monkey who ROCKS! MUST I EAT Jack's boots?"
"Yes," explained Will. "His feet are sexy."
"True..." said Barbossa, "but I prefer camels..."
"Really?" asked Will."because camels eat jellyfish with peanut butter and onions dipped in curry sauce."
"Outrageous!" replied Commodor.
So our candyfloss adventurers beagn their triumphant escapade towards Nottingham. Robin Turner sang a cabaret song about coconuts. Barbossa played accompaniment on the violin. Jack sang "yooooo hooooo! A monkey's friend i am! Oh coconuts, a dreadlock fell in your chumbucket!" Elizabeth danced with Jack, on an island of elizabeth eating cookies and rum. Will turned and ate his burrito which screamed like a banshee or gumdrop.
One morning two meerkats flew over the cuckoo's nest while eating mashed tongues. Monkey wondered why bordom was in her wellies. "Hey! Don't eat the dirty, squishy soft COOKIE!! It's MINE!!!!"
"Sorrreee! I'll spin you around the rum plant because I love blue whales as much as RUM!!"
"Impossible!"
"Don't watch the spinning tree! Watch ME!!"
"NO!" said their sneaky kitty cat.
Jack crept quietly past Norrington's chair and stole 15000 bottles of rum to keep him sane. What, with no women on board he had to save himself somehow. HOWEVER! Norrington grabbed Jack by his wrist, looked him straight in the eye and said
"Jack Sparrow I will have you hanged for theft and the thought of your sexy dreadlocks furthermore, your behavior makes me very very suspicious of your true" Jack wobbled and fell over on top of gandalf who ate Will's feather curtains.
Later Elizabeth chose purple oysters from Argos but Anamaria wanted shellfish so she de-allergified the toaster which farted.
"Nice!" cried Anamaria frowning. Afterwards Will decided that Jack should like rabied MONKEYS... therefore Jack had not eaten the bucket because Will told
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Insanity triumps over sanity...Mådness over reality...
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S.S.S Shagadelic
 Gender: Male
Location: Everywhere yet Nowhere
think about |
One day barbossa decided melons were sexy because his tomato was buttugly. "wow", said barbossa to his favourite henchman who ate melons regularly, but didn't realize the plum pudding was mouldy, "So tasty! I NEED SOME POTATOES DRESSED IN CURTAINS!" So, Elizabeth made some. Will wanted it changed because he disliked lace curtains.
After gayification, Elizabeth screamed, "happy chappy lappy crappy!!", then she danced around the mast. Suddenly a pterodactyl appeared eating his tubbycustard pie, singing 'Horny goat' while drinking malibu. "Mmmmm", it exclaimed, spinning around and around. The fat Jellyroll (hmmmmm jellyroll) wobbled across the ocean's floor, while Jack strutted about chickens with pink tutus at the graduation opening off Foxtel digital vomited on the radio plug.
"Disgusting!" said Pintel Nobeard, "You are silly!"
Later, at morning breakfast, Barbossa's eggs were runny, so he growled. "I can't fart, when I smile like monkey who ROCKS! MUST I EAT Jack's boots?"
"Yes," explained Will. "His feet are sexy."
"True..." said Barbossa, "but I prefer camels..."
"Really?" asked Will."because camels eat jellyfish with peanut butter and onions dipped in curry sauce."
"Outrageous!" replied Commodor.
So our candyfloss adventurers beagn their triumphant escapade towards Nottingham. Robin Turner sang a cabaret song about coconuts. Barbossa played accompaniment on the violin. Jack sang "yooooo hooooo! A monkey's friend i am! Oh coconuts, a dreadlock fell in your chumbucket!" Elizabeth danced with Jack, on an island of elizabeth eating cookies and rum. Will turned and ate his burrito which screamed like a banshee or gumdrop.
One morning two meerkats flew over the cuckoo's nest while eating mashed tongues. Monkey wondered why bordom was in her wellies. "Hey! Don't eat the dirty, squishy soft COOKIE!! It's MINE!!!!"
"Sorrreee! I'll spin you around the rum plant because I love blue whales as much as RUM!!"
"Impossible!"
"Don't watch the spinning tree! Watch ME!!"
"NO!" said their sneaky kitty cat.
Jack crept quietly past Norrington's chair and stole 15000 bottles of rum to keep him sane. What, with no women on board he had to save himself somehow. HOWEVER! Norrington grabbed Jack by his wrist, looked him straight in the eye and said
"Jack Sparrow I will have you hanged for theft and the thought of your sexy dreadlocks furthermore, your behavior makes me very very suspicious of your true" Jack wobbled and fell over on top of gandalf who ate Will's feather curtains.
Later Elizabeth chose purple oysters from Argos but Anamaria wanted shellfish so she de-allergified the toaster which farted.
"Nice!" cried Anamaria frowning. Afterwards Will decided that Jack should like rabied MONKEYS... therefore Jack had not eaten the bucket because Will told Norrington
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Aurum potestas est Gold is power
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Mådness
Teenage Ninja Pirate
Gender: Female
Location: Behind you.... |
One day barbossa decided melons were sexy because his tomato was buttugly. "wow", said barbossa to his favourite henchman who ate melons regularly, but didn't realize the plum pudding was mouldy, "So tasty! I NEED SOME POTATOES DRESSED IN CURTAINS!" So, Elizabeth made some. Will wanted it changed because he disliked lace curtains.
After gayification, Elizabeth screamed, "happy chappy lappy crappy!!", then she danced around the mast. Suddenly a pterodactyl appeared eating his tubbycustard pie, singing 'Horny goat' while drinking malibu. "Mmmmm", it exclaimed, spinning around and around. The fat Jellyroll (hmmmmm jellyroll) wobbled across the ocean's floor, while Jack strutted about chickens with pink tutus at the graduation opening off Foxtel digital vomited on the radio plug.
"Disgusting!" said Pintel Nobeard, "You are silly!"
Later, at morning breakfast, Barbossa's eggs were runny, so he growled. "I can't fart, when I smile like monkey who ROCKS! MUST I EAT Jack's boots?"
"Yes," explained Will. "His feet are sexy."
"True..." said Barbossa, "but I prefer camels..."
"Really?" asked Will."because camels eat jellyfish with peanut butter and onions dipped in curry sauce."
"Outrageous!" replied Commodor.
So our candyfloss adventurers beagn their triumphant escapade towards Nottingham. Robin Turner sang a cabaret song about coconuts. Barbossa played accompaniment on the violin. Jack sang "yooooo hooooo! A monkey's friend i am! Oh coconuts, a dreadlock fell in your chumbucket!" Elizabeth danced with Jack, on an island of elizabeth eating cookies and rum. Will turned and ate his burrito which screamed like a banshee or gumdrop.
One morning two meerkats flew over the cuckoo's nest while eating mashed tongues. Monkey wondered why bordom was in her wellies. "Hey! Don't eat the dirty, squishy soft COOKIE!! It's MINE!!!!"
"Sorrreee! I'll spin you around the rum plant because I love blue whales as much as RUM!!"
"Impossible!"
"Don't watch the spinning tree! Watch ME!!"
"NO!" said their sneaky kitty cat.
Jack crept quietly past Norrington's chair and stole 15000 bottles of rum to keep him sane. What, with no women on board he had to save himself somehow. HOWEVER! Norrington grabbed Jack by his wrist, looked him straight in the eye and said
"Jack Sparrow I will have you hanged for theft and the thought of your sexy dreadlocks furthermore, your behavior makes me very very suspicious of your true" Jack wobbled and fell over on top of gandalf who ate Will's feather curtains.
Later Elizabeth chose purple oysters from Argos but Anamaria wanted shellfish so she de-allergified the toaster which farted.
"Nice!" cried Anamaria frowning. Afterwards Will decided that Jack should like rabied MONKEYS... therefore Jack had not eaten the bucket because Will told Norrington 'Chumbucket'
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Insanity triumps over sanity...Mådness over reality...
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Jul 6th, 2005 11:31 AM |
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Mådness
Teenage Ninja Pirate
Gender: Female
Location: Behind you.... |
One day barbossa decided melons were sexy because his tomato was buttugly. "wow", said barbossa to his favourite henchman who ate melons regularly, but didn't realize the plum pudding was mouldy, "So tasty! I NEED SOME POTATOES DRESSED IN CURTAINS!" So, Elizabeth made some. Will wanted it changed because he disliked lace curtains.
After gayification, Elizabeth screamed, "happy chappy lappy crappy!!", then she danced around the mast. Suddenly a pterodactyl appeared eating his tubbycustard pie, singing 'Horny goat' while drinking malibu. "Mmmmm", it exclaimed, spinning around and around. The fat Jellyroll (hmmmmm jellyroll) wobbled across the ocean's floor, while Jack strutted about chickens with pink tutus at the graduation opening off Foxtel digital vomited on the radio plug.
"Disgusting!" said Pintel Nobeard, "You are silly!"
Later, at morning breakfast, Barbossa's eggs were runny, so he growled. "I can't fart, when I smile like monkey who ROCKS! MUST I EAT Jack's boots?"
"Yes," explained Will. "His feet are sexy."
"True..." said Barbossa, "but I prefer camels..."
"Really?" asked Will."because camels eat jellyfish with peanut butter and onions dipped in curry sauce."
"Outrageous!" replied Commodor.
So our candyfloss adventurers beagn their triumphant escapade towards Nottingham. Robin Turner sang a cabaret song about coconuts. Barbossa played accompaniment on the violin. Jack sang "yooooo hooooo! A monkey's friend i am! Oh coconuts, a dreadlock fell in your chumbucket!" Elizabeth danced with Jack, on an island of elizabeth eating cookies and rum. Will turned and ate his burrito which screamed like a banshee or gumdrop.
One morning two meerkats flew over the cuckoo's nest while eating mashed tongues. Monkey wondered why bordom was in her wellies. "Hey! Don't eat the dirty, squishy soft COOKIE!! It's MINE!!!!"
"Sorrreee! I'll spin you around the rum plant because I love blue whales as much as RUM!!"
"Impossible!"
"Don't watch the spinning tree! Watch ME!!"
"NO!" said their sneaky kitty cat.
Jack crept quietly past Norrington's chair and stole 15000 bottles of rum to keep him sane. What, with no women on board he had to save himself somehow. HOWEVER! Norrington grabbed Jack by his wrist, looked him straight in the eye and said
"Jack Sparrow I will have you hanged for theft and the thought of your sexy dreadlocks furthermore, your behavior makes me very very suspicious of your true" Jack wobbled and fell over on top of gandalf who ate Will's feather curtains.
Later Elizabeth chose purple oysters from Argos but Anamaria wanted shellfish so she de-allergified the toaster which farted.
"Nice!" cried Anamaria frowning. Afterwards Will decided that Jack should like rabied MONKEYS... therefore Jack had not eaten the bucket because Will told Norrington 'Chumbucket means....'
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Insanity triumps over sanity...Mådness over reality...
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Aug 14th, 2005 10:17 AM |
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Fëanor
Senior Member
 Gender: Male
Location: Winterfell |
One day barbossa decided melons were sexy because his tomato was buttugly. "wow", said barbossa to his favourite henchman who ate melons regularly, but didn't realize the plum pudding was mouldy, "So tasty! I NEED SOME POTATOES DRESSED IN CURTAINS!" So, Elizabeth made some. Will wanted it changed because he disliked lace curtains.
After gayification, Elizabeth screamed, "happy chappy lappy crappy!!", then she danced around the mast. Suddenly a pterodactyl appeared eating his tubbycustard pie, singing 'Horny goat' while drinking malibu. "Mmmmm", it exclaimed, spinning around and around. The fat Jellyroll (hmmmmm jellyroll) wobbled across the ocean's floor, while Jack strutted about chickens with pink tutus at the graduation opening off Foxtel digital vomited on the radio plug.
"Disgusting!" said Pintel Nobeard, "You are silly!"
Later, at morning breakfast, Barbossa's eggs were runny, so he growled. "I can't fart, when I smile like monkey who ROCKS! MUST I EAT Jack's boots?"
"Yes," explained Will. "His feet are sexy."
"True..." said Barbossa, "but I prefer camels..."
"Really?" asked Will."because camels eat jellyfish with peanut butter and onions dipped in curry sauce."
"Outrageous!" replied Commodor.
So our candyfloss adventurers beagn their triumphant escapade towards Nottingham. Robin Turner sang a cabaret song about coconuts. Barbossa played accompaniment on the violin. Jack sang "yooooo hooooo! A monkey's friend i am! Oh coconuts, a dreadlock fell in your chumbucket!" Elizabeth danced with Jack, on an island of elizabeth eating cookies and rum. Will turned and ate his burrito which screamed like a banshee or gumdrop.
One morning two meerkats flew over the cuckoo's nest while eating mashed tongues. Monkey wondered why bordom was in her wellies. "Hey! Don't eat the dirty, squishy soft COOKIE!! It's MINE!!!!"
"Sorrreee! I'll spin you around the rum plant because I love blue whales as much as RUM!!"
"Impossible!"
"Don't watch the spinning tree! Watch ME!!"
"NO!" said their sneaky kitty cat.
Jack crept quietly past Norrington's chair and stole 15000 bottles of rum to keep him sane. What, with no women on board he had to save himself somehow. HOWEVER! Norrington grabbed Jack by his wrist, looked him straight in the eye and said
"Jack Sparrow I will have you hanged for theft and the thought of your sexy dreadlocks furthermore, your behavior makes me very very suspicious of your true" Jack wobbled and fell over on top of gandalf who ate Will's feather curtains.
Later Elizabeth chose purple oysters from Argos but Anamaria wanted shellfish so she de-allergified the toaster which farted.
"Nice!" cried Anamaria frowning. Afterwards Will decided that Jack should like rabid MONKEYS... therefore Jack had not eaten the bucket because Will told Norrington 'Chumbucket means....I'
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Sep 27th, 2005 08:57 PM |
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CrazyInLove
Living
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Location: waiting for the right moment... |
that's too funny!!!!
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Mønkey
The Note
 Gender: Female
Location: On a Journey to the Unknown |
hmm seems i am in this story...... meH!
One day barbossa decided melons were sexy because his tomato was buttugly. "wow", said barbossa to his favourite henchman who ate melons regularly, but didn't realize the plum pudding was mouldy, "So tasty! I NEED SOME POTATOES DRESSED IN CURTAINS!" So, Elizabeth made some. Will wanted it changed because he disliked lace curtains.
After gayification, Elizabeth screamed, "happy chappy lappy crappy!!", then she danced around the mast. Suddenly a pterodactyl appeared eating his tubbycustard pie, singing 'Horny goat' while drinking malibu. "Mmmmm", it exclaimed, spinning around and around. The fat Jellyroll (hmmmmm jellyroll) wobbled across the ocean's floor, while Jack strutted about chickens with pink tutus at the graduation opening off Foxtel digital vomited on the radio plug.
"Disgusting!" said Pintel Nobeard, "You are silly!"
Later, at morning breakfast, Barbossa's eggs were runny, so he growled. "I can't fart, when I smile like monkey who ROCKS! MUST I EAT Jack's boots?"
"Yes," explained Will. "His feet are sexy."
"True..." said Barbossa, "but I prefer camels..."
"Really?" asked Will."because camels eat jellyfish with peanut butter and onions dipped in curry sauce."
"Outrageous!" replied Commodor.
So our candyfloss adventurers beagn their triumphant escapade towards Nottingham. Robin Turner sang a cabaret song about coconuts. Barbossa played accompaniment on the violin. Jack sang "yooooo hooooo! A monkey's friend i am! Oh coconuts, a dreadlock fell in your chumbucket!" Elizabeth danced with Jack, on an island of elizabeth eating cookies and rum. Will turned and ate his burrito which screamed like a banshee or gumdrop.
One morning two meerkats flew over the cuckoo's nest while eating mashed tongues. Monkey wondered why bordom was in her wellies. "Hey! Don't eat the dirty, squishy soft COOKIE!! It's MINE!!!!"
"Sorrreee! I'll spin you around the rum plant because I love blue whales as much as RUM!!"
"Impossible!"
"Don't watch the spinning tree! Watch ME!!"
"NO!" said their sneaky kitty cat.
Jack crept quietly past Norrington's chair and stole 15000 bottles of rum to keep him sane. What, with no women on board he had to save himself somehow. HOWEVER! Norrington grabbed Jack by his wrist, looked him straight in the eye and said
"Jack Sparrow I will have you hanged for theft and the thought of your sexy dreadlocks furthermore, your behavior makes me very very suspicious of your true" Jack wobbled and fell over on top of gandalf who ate Will's feather curtains.
Later Elizabeth chose purple oysters from Argos but Anamaria wanted shellfish so she de-allergified the toaster which farted.
"Nice!" cried Anamaria frowning. Afterwards Will decided that Jack should like rabid MONKEYS... therefore Jack had not eaten the bucket because Will told Norrington 'Chumbucket means....I cant.....
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The Grim piratess
 Gender: Female
Location: Thats so hot |
One day barbossa decided melons were sexy because his tomato was buttugly. "wow", said barbossa to his favourite henchman who ate melons regularly, but didn't realize the plum pudding was mouldy, "So tasty! I NEED SOME POTATOES DRESSED IN CURTAINS!" So, Elizabeth made some. Will wanted it changed because he disliked lace curtains.
After gayification, Elizabeth screamed, "happy chappy lappy crappy!!", then she danced around the mast. Suddenly a pterodactyl appeared eating his tubbycustard pie, singing 'Horny goat' while drinking malibu. "Mmmmm", it exclaimed, spinning around and around. The fat Jellyroll (hmmmmm jellyroll) wobbled across the ocean's floor, while Jack strutted about chickens with pink tutus at the graduation opening off Foxtel digital vomited on the radio plug.
"Disgusting!" said Pintel Nobeard, "You are silly!"
Later, at morning breakfast, Barbossa's eggs were runny, so he growled. "I can't fart, when I smile like monkey who ROCKS! MUST I EAT Jack's boots?"
"Yes," explained Will. "His feet are sexy."
"True..." said Barbossa, "but I prefer camels..."
"Really?" asked Will."because camels eat jellyfish with peanut butter and onions dipped in curry sauce."
"Outrageous!" replied Commodor.
So our candyfloss adventurers beagn their triumphant escapade towards Nottingham. Robin Turner sang a cabaret song about coconuts. Barbossa played accompaniment on the violin. Jack sang "yooooo hooooo! A monkey's friend i am! Oh coconuts, a dreadlock fell in your chumbucket!" Elizabeth danced with Jack, on an island of elizabeth eating cookies and rum. Will turned and ate his burrito which screamed like a banshee or gumdrop.
One morning two meerkats flew over the cuckoo's nest while eating mashed tongues. Monkey wondered why bordom was in her wellies. "Hey! Don't eat the dirty, squishy soft COOKIE!! It's MINE!!!!"
"Sorrreee! I'll spin you around the rum plant because I love blue whales as much as RUM!!"
"Impossible!"
"Don't watch the spinning tree! Watch ME!!"
"NO!" said their sneaky kitty cat.
Jack crept quietly past Norrington's chair and stole 15000 bottles of rum to keep him sane. What, with no women on board he had to save himself somehow. HOWEVER! Norrington grabbed Jack by his wrist, looked him straight in the eye and said
"Jack Sparrow I will have you hanged for theft and the thought of your sexy dreadlocks furthermore, your behavior makes me very very suspicious of your true" Jack wobbled and fell over on top of gandalf who ate Will's feather curtains.
Later Elizabeth chose purple oysters from Argos but Anamaria wanted shellfish so she de-allergified the toaster which farted.
"Nice!" cried Anamaria frowning. Afterwards Will decided that Jack should like rabid MONKEYS... therefore Jack had not eaten the bucket because Will told Norrington 'Chumbucket means....I cant.....its a secret
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Sep 28th, 2005 04:37 PM |
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xXLauriëXx
Angel
 Gender: Female
Location: Hiding |
Ooo my thread is still here!.. and the story's reeally long! 
One day barbossa decided melons were sexy because his tomato was buttugly. "wow", said barbossa to his favourite henchman who ate melons regularly, but didn't realize the plum pudding was mouldy, "So tasty! I NEED SOME POTATOES DRESSED IN CURTAINS!" So, Elizabeth made some. Will wanted it changed because he disliked lace curtains.
After gayification, Elizabeth screamed, "happy chappy lappy crappy!!", then she danced around the mast. Suddenly a pterodactyl appeared eating his tubbycustard pie, singing 'Horny goat' while drinking malibu. "Mmmmm", it exclaimed, spinning around and around. The fat Jellyroll (hmmmmm jellyroll) wobbled across the ocean's floor, while Jack strutted about chickens with pink tutus at the graduation opening off Foxtel digital vomited on the radio plug.
"Disgusting!" said Pintel Nobeard, "You are silly!"
Later, at morning breakfast, Barbossa's eggs were runny, so he growled. "I can't fart, when I smile like monkey who ROCKS! MUST I EAT Jack's boots?"
"Yes," explained Will. "His feet are sexy."
"True..." said Barbossa, "but I prefer camels..."
"Really?" asked Will."because camels eat jellyfish with peanut butter and onions dipped in curry sauce."
"Outrageous!" replied Commodor.
So our candyfloss adventurers beagn their triumphant escapade towards Nottingham. Robin Turner sang a cabaret song about coconuts. Barbossa played accompaniment on the violin. Jack sang "yooooo hooooo! A monkey's friend i am! Oh coconuts, a dreadlock fell in your chumbucket!" Elizabeth danced with Jack, on an island of elizabeth eating cookies and rum. Will turned and ate his burrito which screamed like a banshee or gumdrop.
One morning two meerkats flew over the cuckoo's nest while eating mashed tongues. Monkey wondered why bordom was in her wellies. "Hey! Don't eat the dirty, squishy soft COOKIE!! It's MINE!!!!"
"Sorrreee! I'll spin you around the rum plant because I love blue whales as much as RUM!!"
"Impossible!"
"Don't watch the spinning tree! Watch ME!!"
"NO!" said their sneaky kitty cat.
Jack crept quietly past Norrington's chair and stole 15000 bottles of rum to keep him sane. What, with no women on board he had to save himself somehow. HOWEVER! Norrington grabbed Jack by his wrist, looked him straight in the eye and said
"Jack Sparrow I will have you hanged for theft and the thought of your sexy dreadlocks furthermore, your behavior makes me very very suspicious of your true" Jack wobbled and fell over on top of gandalf who ate Will's feather curtains.
Later Elizabeth chose purple oysters from Argos but Anamaria wanted shellfish so she de-allergified the toaster which farted.
"Nice!" cried Anamaria frowning. Afterwards Will decided that Jack should like rabid MONKEYS... therefore Jack had not eaten the bucket because Will told Norrington 'Chumbucket means....I cant.....its a secret!'
Norrington
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^^[leane]
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Gender: Female
Location: France |
One day barbossa decided melons were sexy because his tomato was buttugly. "wow", said barbossa to his favourite henchman who ate melons regularly, but didn't realize the plum pudding was mouldy, "So tasty! I NEED SOME POTATOES DRESSED IN CURTAINS!" So, Elizabeth made some. Will wanted it changed because he disliked lace curtains.
After gayification, Elizabeth screamed, "happy chappy lappy crappy!!", then she danced around the mast. Suddenly a pterodactyl appeared eating his tubbycustard pie, singing 'Horny goat' while drinking malibu. "Mmmmm", it exclaimed, spinning around and around. The fat Jellyroll (hmmmmm jellyroll) wobbled across the ocean's floor, while Jack strutted about chickens with pink tutus at the graduation opening off Foxtel digital vomited on the radio plug.
"Disgusting!" said Pintel Nobeard, "You are silly!"
Later, at morning breakfast, Barbossa's eggs were runny, so he growled. "I can't fart, when I smile like monkey who ROCKS! MUST I EAT Jack's boots?"
"Yes," explained Will. "His feet are sexy."
"True..." said Barbossa, "but I prefer camels..."
"Really?" asked Will."because camels eat jellyfish with peanut butter and onions dipped in curry sauce."
"Outrageous!" replied Commodor.
So our candyfloss adventurers beagn their triumphant escapade towards Nottingham. Robin Turner sang a cabaret song about coconuts. Barbossa played accompaniment on the violin. Jack sang "yooooo hooooo! A monkey's friend i am! Oh coconuts, a dreadlock fell in your chumbucket!" Elizabeth danced with Jack, on an island of elizabeth eating cookies and rum. Will turned and ate his burrito which screamed like a banshee or gumdrop.
One morning two meerkats flew over the cuckoo's nest while eating mashed tongues. Monkey wondered why bordom was in her wellies. "Hey! Don't eat the dirty, squishy soft COOKIE!! It's MINE!!!!"
"Sorrreee! I'll spin you around the rum plant because I love blue whales as much as RUM!!"
"Impossible!"
"Don't watch the spinning tree! Watch ME!!"
"NO!" said their sneaky kitty cat.
Jack crept quietly past Norrington's chair and stole 15000 bottles of rum to keep him sane. What, with no women on board he had to save himself somehow. HOWEVER! Norrington grabbed Jack by his wrist, looked him straight in the eye and said
"Jack Sparrow I will have you hanged for theft and the thought of your sexy dreadlocks furthermore, your behavior makes me very very suspicious of your true" Jack wobbled and fell over on top of gandalf who ate Will's feather curtains.
Later Elizabeth chose purple oysters from Argos but Anamaria wanted shellfish so she de-allergified the toaster which farted.
"Nice!" cried Anamaria frowning. Afterwards Will decided that Jack should like rabid MONKEYS... therefore Jack had not eaten the bucket because Will told Norrington 'Chumbucket means....I cant.....its a secret!'
Norrington FELT
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evrything in this room is eatable, even im eatable but that is called cannibalism and is infact frowned upon in most soccieties my dear children
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xXLauriëXx
Angel
Gender: Female
Location: Hiding |
One day barbossa decided melons were sexy because his tomato was buttugly. "wow", said barbossa to his favourite henchman who ate melons regularly, but didn't realize the plum pudding was mouldy, "So tasty! I NEED SOME POTATOES DRESSED IN CURTAINS!" So, Elizabeth made some. Will wanted it changed because he disliked lace curtains.
After gayification, Elizabeth screamed, "happy chappy lappy crappy!!", then she danced around the mast. Suddenly a pterodactyl appeared eating his tubbycustard pie, singing 'Horny goat' while drinking malibu. "Mmmmm", it exclaimed, spinning around and around. The fat Jellyroll (hmmmmm jellyroll) wobbled across the ocean's floor, while Jack strutted about chickens with pink tutus at the graduation opening off Foxtel digital vomited on the radio plug.
"Disgusting!" said Pintel Nobeard, "You are silly!"
Later, at morning breakfast, Barbossa's eggs were runny, so he growled. "I can't fart, when I smile like monkey who ROCKS! MUST I EAT Jack's boots?"
"Yes," explained Will. "His feet are sexy."
"True..." said Barbossa, "but I prefer camels..."
"Really?" asked Will."because camels eat jellyfish with peanut butter and onions dipped in curry sauce."
"Outrageous!" replied Commodor.
So our candyfloss adventurers beagn their triumphant escapade towards Nottingham. Robin Turner sang a cabaret song about coconuts. Barbossa played accompaniment on the violin. Jack sang "yooooo hooooo! A monkey's friend i am! Oh coconuts, a dreadlock fell in your chumbucket!" Elizabeth danced with Jack, on an island of elizabeth eating cookies and rum. Will turned and ate his burrito which screamed like a banshee or gumdrop.
One morning two meerkats flew over the cuckoo's nest while eating mashed tongues. Monkey wondered why bordom was in her wellies. "Hey! Don't eat the dirty, squishy soft COOKIE!! It's MINE!!!!"
"Sorrreee! I'll spin you around the rum plant because I love blue whales as much as RUM!!"
"Impossible!"
"Don't watch the spinning tree! Watch ME!!"
"NO!" said their sneaky kitty cat.
Jack crept quietly past Norrington's chair and stole 15000 bottles of rum to keep him sane. What, with no women on board he had to save himself somehow. HOWEVER! Norrington grabbed Jack by his wrist, looked him straight in the eye and said
"Jack Sparrow I will have you hanged for theft and the thought of your sexy dreadlocks furthermore, your behavior makes me very very suspicious of your true" Jack wobbled and fell over on top of gandalf who ate Will's feather curtains.
Later Elizabeth chose purple oysters from Argos but Anamaria wanted shellfish so she de-allergified the toaster which farted.
"Nice!" cried Anamaria frowning. Afterwards Will decided that Jack should like rabid MONKEYS... therefore Jack had not eaten the bucket because Will told Norrington 'Chumbucket means....I cant.....its a secret!'
Norrington felt very
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wise choosely
 Gender: Male
Location: the caribbean, not -_- |
One day barbossa decided melons were sexy because his tomato was buttugly. "wow", said barbossa to his favourite henchman who ate melons regularly, but didn't realize the plum pudding was mouldy, "So tasty! I NEED SOME POTATOES DRESSED IN CURTAINS!" So, Elizabeth made some. Will wanted it changed because he disliked lace curtains.
After gayification, Elizabeth screamed, "happy chappy lappy crappy!!", then she danced around the mast. Suddenly a pterodactyl appeared eating his tubbycustard pie, singing 'Horny goat' while drinking malibu. "Mmmmm", it exclaimed, spinning around and around. The fat Jellyroll (hmmmmm jellyroll) wobbled across the ocean's floor, while Jack strutted about chickens with pink tutus at the graduation opening off Foxtel digital vomited on the radio plug.
"Disgusting!" said Pintel Nobeard, "You are silly!"
Later, at morning breakfast, Barbossa's eggs were runny, so he growled. "I can't fart, when I smile like monkey who ROCKS! MUST I EAT Jack's boots?"
"Yes," explained Will. "His feet are sexy."
"True..." said Barbossa, "but I prefer camels..."
"Really?" asked Will."because camels eat jellyfish with peanut butter and onions dipped in curry sauce."
"Outrageous!" replied Commodor.
So our candyfloss adventurers beagn their triumphant escapade towards Nottingham. Robin Turner sang a cabaret song about coconuts. Barbossa played accompaniment on the violin. Jack sang "yooooo hooooo! A monkey's friend i am! Oh coconuts, a dreadlock fell in your chumbucket!" Elizabeth danced with Jack, on an island of elizabeth eating cookies and rum. Will turned and ate his burrito which screamed like a banshee or gumdrop.
One morning two meerkats flew over the cuckoo's nest while eating mashed tongues. Monkey wondered why bordom was in her wellies. "Hey! Don't eat the dirty, squishy soft COOKIE!! It's MINE!!!!"
"Sorrreee! I'll spin you around the rum plant because I love blue whales as much as RUM!!"
"Impossible!"
"Don't watch the spinning tree! Watch ME!!"
"NO!" said their sneaky kitty cat.
Jack crept quietly past Norrington's chair and stole 15000 bottles of rum to keep him sane. What, with no women on board he had to save himself somehow. HOWEVER! Norrington grabbed Jack by his wrist, looked him straight in the eye and said
"Jack Sparrow I will have you hanged for theft and the thought of your sexy dreadlocks furthermore, your behavior makes me very very suspicious of your true" Jack wobbled and fell over on top of gandalf who ate Will's feather curtains.
Later Elizabeth chose purple oysters from Argos but Anamaria wanted shellfish so she de-allergified the toaster which farted.
"Nice!" cried Anamaria frowning. Afterwards Will decided that Jack should like rabid MONKEYS... therefore Jack had not eaten the bucket because Will told Norrington 'Chumbucket means....I cant.....its a secret!'
Norrington felt very unlucky and broke his
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Angel
Gender: Female
Location: Hiding |
One day barbossa decided melons were sexy because his tomato was buttugly. "wow", said barbossa to his favourite henchman who ate melons regularly, but didn't realize the plum pudding was mouldy, "So tasty! I NEED SOME POTATOES DRESSED IN CURTAINS!" So, Elizabeth made some. Will wanted it changed because he disliked lace curtains.
After gayification, Elizabeth screamed, "happy chappy lappy crappy!!", then she danced around the mast. Suddenly a pterodactyl appeared eating his tubbycustard pie, singing 'Horny goat' while drinking malibu. "Mmmmm", it exclaimed, spinning around and around. The fat Jellyroll (hmmmmm jellyroll) wobbled across the ocean's floor, while Jack strutted about chickens with pink tutus at the graduation opening off Foxtel digital vomited on the radio plug.
"Disgusting!" said Pintel Nobeard, "You are silly!"
Later, at morning breakfast, Barbossa's eggs were runny, so he growled. "I can't fart, when I smile like monkey who ROCKS! MUST I EAT Jack's boots?"
"Yes," explained Will. "His feet are sexy."
"True..." said Barbossa, "but I prefer camels..."
"Really?" asked Will."because camels eat jellyfish with peanut butter and onions dipped in curry sauce."
"Outrageous!" replied Commodor.
So our candyfloss adventurers beagn their triumphant escapade towards Nottingham. Robin Turner sang a cabaret song about coconuts. Barbossa played accompaniment on the violin. Jack sang "yooooo hooooo! A monkey's friend i am! Oh coconuts, a dreadlock fell in your chumbucket!" Elizabeth danced with Jack, on an island of elizabeth eating cookies and rum. Will turned and ate his burrito which screamed like a banshee or gumdrop.
One morning two meerkats flew over the cuckoo's nest while eating mashed tongues. Monkey wondered why bordom was in her wellies. "Hey! Don't eat the dirty, squishy soft COOKIE!! It's MINE!!!!"
"Sorrreee! I'll spin you around the rum plant because I love blue whales as much as RUM!!"
"Impossible!"
"Don't watch the spinning tree! Watch ME!!"
"NO!" said their sneaky kitty cat.
Jack crept quietly past Norrington's chair and stole 15000 bottles of rum to keep him sane. What, with no women on board he had to save himself somehow. HOWEVER! Norrington grabbed Jack by his wrist, looked him straight in the eye and said
"Jack Sparrow I will have you hanged for theft and the thought of your sexy dreadlocks furthermore, your behavior makes me very very suspicious of your true" Jack wobbled and fell over on top of gandalf who ate Will's feather curtains.
Later Elizabeth chose purple oysters from Argos but Anamaria wanted shellfish so she de-allergified the toaster which farted.
"Nice!" cried Anamaria frowning. Afterwards Will decided that Jack should like rabid MONKEYS... therefore Jack had not eaten the bucket because Will told Norrington 'Chumbucket means....I cant.....its a secret!'
Norrington felt very unlucky and broke his wand
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Senior Member
Gender: Male
Location: Winterfell |
One day barbossa decided melons were sexy because his tomato was buttugly. "wow", said barbossa to his favourite henchman who ate melons regularly, but didn't realize the plum pudding was mouldy, "So tasty! I NEED SOME POTATOES DRESSED IN CURTAINS!" So, Elizabeth made some. Will wanted it changed because he disliked lace curtains.
After gayification, Elizabeth screamed, "happy chappy lappy crappy!!", then she danced around the mast. Suddenly a pterodactyl appeared eating his tubbycustard pie, singing 'Horny goat' while drinking malibu. "Mmmmm", it exclaimed, spinning around and around. The fat Jellyroll (hmmmmm jellyroll) wobbled across the ocean's floor, while Jack strutted about chickens with pink tutus at the graduation opening off Foxtel digital vomited on the radio plug.
"Disgusting!" said Pintel Nobeard, "You are silly!"
Later, at morning breakfast, Barbossa's eggs were runny, so he growled. "I can't fart, when I smile like monkey who ROCKS! MUST I EAT Jack's boots?"
"Yes," explained Will. "His feet are sexy."
"True..." said Barbossa, "but I prefer camels..."
"Really?" asked Will."because camels eat jellyfish with peanut butter and onions dipped in curry sauce."
"Outrageous!" replied Commodor.
So our candyfloss adventurers beagn their triumphant escapade towards Nottingham. Robin Turner sang a cabaret song about coconuts. Barbossa played accompaniment on the violin. Jack sang "yooooo hooooo! A monkey's friend i am! Oh coconuts, a dreadlock fell in your chumbucket!" Elizabeth danced with Jack, on an island of elizabeth eating cookies and rum. Will turned and ate his burrito which screamed like a banshee or gumdrop.
One morning two meerkats flew over the cuckoo's nest while eating mashed tongues. Monkey wondered why bordom was in her wellies. "Hey! Don't eat the dirty, squishy soft COOKIE!! It's MINE!!!!"
"Sorrreee! I'll spin you around the rum plant because I love blue whales as much as RUM!!"
"Impossible!"
"Don't watch the spinning tree! Watch ME!!"
"NO!" said their sneaky kitty cat.
Jack crept quietly past Norrington's chair and stole 15000 bottles of rum to keep him sane. What, with no women on board he had to save himself somehow. HOWEVER! Norrington grabbed Jack by his wrist, looked him straight in the eye and said
"Jack Sparrow I will have you hanged for theft and the thought of your sexy dreadlocks furthermore, your behavior makes me very very suspicious of your true" Jack wobbled and fell over on top of gandalf who ate Will's feather curtains.
Later Elizabeth chose purple oysters from Argos but Anamaria wanted shellfish so she de-allergified the toaster which farted.
"Nice!" cried Anamaria frowning. Afterwards Will decided that Jack should like rabid MONKEYS... therefore Jack had not eaten the bucket because Will told Norrington 'Chumbucket means....I cant.....its a secret!'
Norrington felt very unlucky and broke his wand. Jack
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The Grim piratess
Gender: Female
Location: Thats so hot |
ne day barbossa decided melons were sexy because his tomato was buttugly. "wow", said barbossa to his favourite henchman who ate melons regularly, but didn't realize the plum pudding was mouldy, "So tasty! I NEED SOME POTATOES DRESSED IN CURTAINS!" So, Elizabeth made some. Will wanted it changed because he disliked lace curtains.
After gayification, Elizabeth screamed, "happy chappy lappy crappy!!", then she danced around the mast. Suddenly a pterodactyl appeared eating his tubbycustard pie, singing 'Horny goat' while drinking malibu. "Mmmmm", it exclaimed, spinning around and around. The fat Jellyroll (hmmmmm jellyroll) wobbled across the ocean's floor, while Jack strutted about chickens with pink tutus at the graduation opening off Foxtel digital vomited on the radio plug.
"Disgusting!" said Pintel Nobeard, "You are silly!"
Later, at morning breakfast, Barbossa's eggs were runny, so he growled. "I can't fart, when I smile like monkey who ROCKS! MUST I EAT Jack's boots?"
"Yes," explained Will. "His feet are sexy."
"True..." said Barbossa, "but I prefer camels..."
"Really?" asked Will."because camels eat jellyfish with peanut butter and onions dipped in curry sauce."
"Outrageous!" replied Commodor.
So our candyfloss adventurers beagn their triumphant escapade towards Nottingham. Robin Turner sang a cabaret song about coconuts. Barbossa played accompaniment on the violin. Jack sang "yooooo hooooo! A monkey's friend i am! Oh coconuts, a dreadlock fell in your chumbucket!" Elizabeth danced with Jack, on an island of elizabeth eating cookies and rum. Will turned and ate his burrito which screamed like a banshee or gumdrop.
One morning two meerkats flew over the cuckoo's nest while eating mashed tongues. Monkey wondered why bordom was in her wellies. "Hey! Don't eat the dirty, squishy soft COOKIE!! It's MINE!!!!"
"Sorrreee! I'll spin you around the rum plant because I love blue whales as much as RUM!!"
"Impossible!"
"Don't watch the spinning tree! Watch ME!!"
"NO!" said their sneaky kitty cat.
Jack crept quietly past Norrington's chair and stole 15000 bottles of rum to keep him sane. What, with no women on board he had to save himself somehow. HOWEVER! Norrington grabbed Jack by his wrist, looked him straight in the eye and said
"Jack Sparrow I will have you hanged for theft and the thought of your sexy dreadlocks furthermore, your behavior makes me very very suspicious of your true" Jack wobbled and fell over on top of gandalf who ate Will's feather curtains.
Later Elizabeth chose purple oysters from Argos but Anamaria wanted shellfish so she de-allergified the toaster which farted.
"Nice!" cried Anamaria frowning. Afterwards Will decided that Jack should like rabid MONKEYS... therefore Jack had not eaten the bucket because Will told Norrington 'Chumbucket means....I cant.....its a secret!'
Norrington felt very unlucky and broke his wand. Jack followed
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Gender: Female
Location: France |
ne day barbossa decided melons were sexy because his tomato was buttugly. "wow", said barbossa to his favourite henchman who ate melons regularly, but didn't realize the plum pudding was mouldy, "So tasty! I NEED SOME POTATOES DRESSED IN CURTAINS!" So, Elizabeth made some. Will wanted it changed because he disliked lace curtains.
After gayification, Elizabeth screamed, "happy chappy lappy crappy!!", then she danced around the mast. Suddenly a pterodactyl appeared eating his tubbycustard pie, singing 'Horny goat' while drinking malibu. "Mmmmm", it exclaimed, spinning around and around. The fat Jellyroll (hmmmmm jellyroll) wobbled across the ocean's floor, while Jack strutted about chickens with pink tutus at the graduation opening off Foxtel digital vomited on the radio plug.
"Disgusting!" said Pintel Nobeard, "You are silly!"
Later, at morning breakfast, Barbossa's eggs were runny, so he growled. "I can't fart, when I smile like monkey who ROCKS! MUST I EAT Jack's boots?"
"Yes," explained Will. "His feet are sexy."
"True..." said Barbossa, "but I prefer camels..."
"Really?" asked Will."because camels eat jellyfish with peanut butter and onions dipped in curry sauce."
"Outrageous!" replied Commodor.
So our candyfloss adventurers beagn their triumphant escapade towards Nottingham. Robin Turner sang a cabaret song about coconuts. Barbossa played accompaniment on the violin. Jack sang "yooooo hooooo! A monkey's friend i am! Oh coconuts, a dreadlock fell in your chumbucket!" Elizabeth danced with Jack, on an island of elizabeth eating cookies and rum. Will turned and ate his burrito which screamed like a banshee or gumdrop.
One morning two meerkats flew over the cuckoo's nest while eating mashed tongues. Monkey wondered why bordom was in her wellies. "Hey! Don't eat the dirty, squishy soft COOKIE!! It's MINE!!!!"
"Sorrreee! I'll spin you around the rum plant because I love blue whales as much as RUM!!"
"Impossible!"
"Don't watch the spinning tree! Watch ME!!"
"NO!" said their sneaky kitty cat.
Jack crept quietly past Norrington's chair and stole 15000 bottles of rum to keep him sane. What, with no women on board he had to save himself somehow. HOWEVER! Norrington grabbed Jack by his wrist, looked him straight in the eye and said
"Jack Sparrow I will have you hanged for theft and the thought of your sexy dreadlocks furthermore, your behavior makes me very very suspicious of your true" Jack wobbled and fell over on top of gandalf who ate Will's feather curtains.
Later Elizabeth chose purple oysters from Argos but Anamaria wanted shellfish so she de-allergified the toaster which farted.
"Nice!" cried Anamaria frowning. Afterwards Will decided that Jack should like rabid MONKEYS... therefore Jack had not eaten the bucket because Will told Norrington 'Chumbucket means....I cant.....its a secret!'
Norrington felt very unlucky and broke his wand. Jack followed HIM AND BROKE HIS WAND
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evrything in this room is eatable, even im eatable but that is called cannibalism and is infact frowned upon in most soccieties my dear children
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Sep 29th, 2005 06:28 PM |
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^^[leane]
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Gender: Female
Location: France |
One day barbossa decided melons were sexy because his tomato was buttugly. "wow", said barbossa to his favourite henchman who ate melons regularly, but didn't realize the plum pudding was mouldy, "So tasty! I NEED SOME POTATOES DRESSED IN CURTAINS!" So, Elizabeth made some. Will wanted it changed because he disliked lace curtains.
After gayification, Elizabeth screamed, "happy chappy lappy crappy!!", then she danced around the mast. Suddenly a pterodactyl appeared eating his tubbycustard pie, singing 'Horny goat' while drinking malibu. "Mmmmm", it exclaimed, spinning around and around. The fat Jellyroll (hmmmmm jellyroll) wobbled across the ocean's floor, while Jack strutted about chickens with pink tutus at the graduation opening off Foxtel digital vomited on the radio plug.
"Disgusting!" said Pintel Nobeard, "You are silly!"
Later, at morning breakfast, Barbossa's eggs were runny, so he growled. "I can't fart, when I smile like monkey who ROCKS! MUST I EAT Jack's boots?"
"Yes," explained Will. "His feet are sexy."
"True..." said Barbossa, "but I prefer camels..."
"Really?" asked Will."because camels eat jellyfish with peanut butter and onions dipped in curry sauce."
"Outrageous!" replied Commodor.
So our candyfloss adventurers beagn their triumphant escapade towards Nottingham. Robin Turner sang a cabaret song about coconuts. Barbossa played accompaniment on the violin. Jack sang "yooooo hooooo! A monkey's friend i am! Oh coconuts, a dreadlock fell in your chumbucket!" Elizabeth danced with Jack, on an island of elizabeth eating cookies and rum. Will turned and ate his burrito which screamed like a banshee or gumdrop.
One morning two meerkats flew over the cuckoo's nest while eating mashed tongues. Monkey wondered why bordom was in her wellies. "Hey! Don't eat the dirty, squishy soft COOKIE!! It's MINE!!!!"
"Sorrreee! I'll spin you around the rum plant because I love blue whales as much as RUM!!"
"Impossible!"
"Don't watch the spinning tree! Watch ME!!"
"NO!" said their sneaky kitty cat.
Jack crept quietly past Norrington's chair and stole 15000 bottles of rum to keep him sane. What, with no women on board he had to save himself somehow. HOWEVER! Norrington grabbed Jack by his wrist, looked him straight in the eye and said
"Jack Sparrow I will have you hanged for theft and the thought of your sexy dreadlocks furthermore, your behavior makes me very very suspicious of your true" Jack wobbled and fell over on top of gandalf who ate Will's feather curtains.
Later Elizabeth chose purple oysters from Argos but Anamaria wanted shellfish so she de-allergified the toaster which farted.
"Nice!" cried Anamaria frowning. Afterwards Will decided that Jack should like rabid MONKEYS... therefore Jack had not eaten the bucket because Will told Norrington 'Chumbucket means....I cant.....its a secret!'
Norrington felt very unlucky and broke his wand. Jack followed HIM AND BROKE HIS WAND TOO
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evrything in this room is eatable, even im eatable but that is called cannibalism and is infact frowned upon in most soccieties my dear children
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choosewisely
wise choosely
Gender: Male
Location: the caribbean, not -_- |
One day barbossa decided melons were sexy because his tomato was buttugly. "wow", said barbossa to his favourite henchman who ate melons regularly, but didn't realize the plum pudding was mouldy, "So tasty! I NEED SOME POTATOES DRESSED IN CURTAINS!" So, Elizabeth made some. Will wanted it changed because he disliked lace curtains.
After gayification, Elizabeth screamed, "happy chappy lappy crappy!!", then she danced around the mast. Suddenly a pterodactyl appeared eating his tubbycustard pie, singing 'Horny goat' while drinking malibu. "Mmmmm", it exclaimed, spinning around and around. The fat Jellyroll (hmmmmm jellyroll) wobbled across the ocean's floor, while Jack strutted about chickens with pink tutus at the graduation opening off Foxtel digital vomited on the radio plug.
"Disgusting!" said Pintel Nobeard, "You are silly!"
Later, at morning breakfast, Barbossa's eggs were runny, so he growled. "I can't fart, when I smile like monkey who ROCKS! MUST I EAT Jack's boots?"
"Yes," explained Will. "His feet are sexy."
"True..." said Barbossa, "but I prefer camels..."
"Really?" asked Will."because camels eat jellyfish with peanut butter and onions dipped in curry sauce."
"Outrageous!" replied Commodor.
So our candyfloss adventurers beagn their triumphant escapade towards Nottingham. Robin Turner sang a cabaret song about coconuts. Barbossa played accompaniment on the violin. Jack sang "yooooo hooooo! A monkey's friend i am! Oh coconuts, a dreadlock fell in your chumbucket!" Elizabeth danced with Jack, on an island of elizabeth eating cookies and rum. Will turned and ate his burrito which screamed like a banshee or gumdrop.
One morning two meerkats flew over the cuckoo's nest while eating mashed tongues. Monkey wondered why bordom was in her wellies. "Hey! Don't eat the dirty, squishy soft COOKIE!! It's MINE!!!!"
"Sorrreee! I'll spin you around the rum plant because I love blue whales as much as RUM!!"
"Impossible!"
"Don't watch the spinning tree! Watch ME!!"
"NO!" said their sneaky kitty cat.
Jack crept quietly past Norrington's chair and stole 15000 bottles of rum to keep him sane. What, with no women on board he had to save himself somehow. HOWEVER! Norrington grabbed Jack by his wrist, looked him straight in the eye and said
"Jack Sparrow I will have you hanged for theft and the thought of your sexy dreadlocks furthermore, your behavior makes me very very suspicious of your true" Jack wobbled and fell over on top of gandalf who ate Will's feather curtains.
Later Elizabeth chose purple oysters from Argos but Anamaria wanted shellfish so she de-allergified the toaster which farted.
"Nice!" cried Anamaria frowning. Afterwards Will decided that Jack should like rabid MONKEYS... therefore Jack had not eaten the bucket because Will told Norrington 'Chumbucket means....I cant.....its a secret!'
Norrington felt very unlucky and broke his wand. Jack followed him and broke his wand too. After that he ate his
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Sep 30th, 2005 07:30 AM |
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ladygrim
The Grim piratess
Gender: Female
Location: Thats so hot |
One day barbossa decided melons were sexy because his tomato was buttugly. "wow", said barbossa to his favourite henchman who ate melons regularly, but didn't realize the plum pudding was mouldy, "So tasty! I NEED SOME POTATOES DRESSED IN CURTAINS!" So, Elizabeth made some. Will wanted it changed because he disliked lace curtains.
After gayification, Elizabeth screamed, "happy chappy lappy crappy!!", then she danced around the mast. Suddenly a pterodactyl appeared eating his tubbycustard pie, singing 'Horny goat' while drinking malibu. "Mmmmm", it exclaimed, spinning around and around. The fat Jellyroll (hmmmmm jellyroll) wobbled across the ocean's floor, while Jack strutted about chickens with pink tutus at the graduation opening off Foxtel digital vomited on the radio plug.
"Disgusting!" said Pintel Nobeard, "You are silly!"
Later, at morning breakfast, Barbossa's eggs were runny, so he growled. "I can't fart, when I smile like monkey who ROCKS! MUST I EAT Jack's boots?"
"Yes," explained Will. "His feet are sexy."
"True..." said Barbossa, "but I prefer camels..."
"Really?" asked Will."because camels eat jellyfish with peanut butter and onions dipped in curry sauce."
"Outrageous!" replied Commodor.
So our candyfloss adventurers beagn their triumphant escapade towards Nottingham. Robin Turner sang a cabaret song about coconuts. Barbossa played accompaniment on the violin. Jack sang "yooooo hooooo! A monkey's friend i am! Oh coconuts, a dreadlock fell in your chumbucket!" Elizabeth danced with Jack, on an island of elizabeth eating cookies and rum. Will turned and ate his burrito which screamed like a banshee or gumdrop.
One morning two meerkats flew over the cuckoo's nest while eating mashed tongues. Monkey wondered why bordom was in her wellies. "Hey! Don't eat the dirty, squishy soft COOKIE!! It's MINE!!!!"
"Sorrreee! I'll spin you around the rum plant because I love blue whales as much as RUM!!"
"Impossible!"
"Don't watch the spinning tree! Watch ME!!"
"NO!" said their sneaky kitty cat.
Jack crept quietly past Norrington's chair and stole 15000 bottles of rum to keep him sane. What, with no women on board he had to save himself somehow. HOWEVER! Norrington grabbed Jack by his wrist, looked him straight in the eye and said
"Jack Sparrow I will have you hanged for theft and the thought of your sexy dreadlocks furthermore, your behavior makes me very very suspicious of your true" Jack wobbled and fell over on top of gandalf who ate Will's feather curtains.
Later Elizabeth chose purple oysters from Argos but Anamaria wanted shellfish so she de-allergified the toaster which farted.
"Nice!" cried Anamaria frowning. Afterwards Will decided that Jack should like rabid MONKEYS... therefore Jack had not eaten the bucket because Will told Norrington 'Chumbucket means....I cant.....its a secret!'
Norrington felt very unlucky and broke his wand. Jack followed him and broke his wand too. After that he ate his apples
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