It's only a secret agenda as long as she FEELS it's a secret agenda. You'll just have to be all charming and convincing and let her ask you out some other time ...
Don't ever say that she isn't fat unless you feel she's trying to make you say just that, course otherwise she might just think she's inspired the fat-thought in you, thus making you spill it out, just in a nice way.
Doesn't matter wether it's nice or not, just notice it! and if you don't like it, and don't like to lie, just notice it in a neutral way (course it might just have been expensive)
If you want to leave with this girl, I suggest you eat something before leaving home
Weeell .... Nigel!!
It might just! So be carefull, I might unleash it quite soon!
Nono, wait wait wait!! Don't do any thing hasty now! Just but the bottle down ... put it down .. nice and easy ... that's it ...
It is. But I think it's effect has been quite exaggerated
oh trust me, I don't feel it as a secret agenda to pay for it all girls have to ask the guys out? that's new and I can be very charming *heavy cough*
oh, so you mean guys should be sucking up about the weight? "oh no, you're so skinny I can't even see you sit there!"? or do we have to kindly tell her that a bit more grease isn't going to make that much difference? djee, it's not easy
ok... so .. always comment on the hair even if nothing has changed about it, noted ... and how on earth can you say it in a neutral way? "it's so-so"?
hmmm, good thinking ahead, Line, you're an expert in this
oh, Nigel! Stiff-assed brit I hope?
I'll throw a spoon at you
I'll put it down... on my hair
You wait! Someday a girl'll ask you out and it'll be new no more
The charming part is of course a bit tricky ... you might want to rehearse a bit beforehand
Nope! Guys should not say anything about their girl's weight at all, unless they feel she needs help. But honestly, I'm not much into all this weight-thingie. It varies a lot Problem is some girls might even be flattered if you tell them they look anorexic
Nononono! Only comment on the hair if something's been changed or you get the feeling she's been particularly carefull with it today. If not sure what to say, just say " Have you got a new hair cut? Yeah, I noticed that right away! Now where do you wanna go ...?" Simple!
I know. I'll have to charge pretty soon
Never saw a stiffer arse in my life! You'll be pleased
There! You've done it! Behold! The monster is unleashed!!
Wait! No! On the floor! I said on the floor, old man!!
well, it's not new to me anymore, but all these rules and such, ... wow
I'll try and find someone with who I can rehearse the charming
so... now we have to totally shut up about weight? not even say she has a nice figure ?
but imagine you saying "have you got a new hair cut" when she didn't? so, better not comment on the hair either than?
charge for it? just like the milkshake
I know. I'm getting them published
Someone who likes to walk the dangerous side of life
Wight and figure are two completely different things! Figur includes boobs and bum and they are more than happy to be flattered
Well, here comes the dificult part: get to know your girlfriend/date!! For a start, just notice how she looks like and I swear you'll be able to see when she undergoes some changes
Like the milkshake!! It's better than yours, want some?
I'll send him pr air mail first thing tomorrow
Nope! Worse! The pillow-beast!!!
*grabs the botlle and hides it under shirt*
you'll help out a lot of guys already
hey, that's the fun of dating
okok...I'll keep it on figure than
ah, but than you have to continue the dating, can't do that on the first one
as long as you don't charge too much
I hope it's a big enough box for him
good, I eat pillow-beasts for breakfast
oh and Line... under the shirt? I do hope under the shirt of a big mean guy, cause you forget one thing ... I'm a guy
One can only try
For you ...or her??
Good boy!!
Sure you can!! As long as it's not a blind date, you'll have seen her before, right?
Hmmm ... how much have you got??
Don't worry. A stiff arse is easy to fold ...
*horror-struck* You do not!! *hugs poor pillow-beast protectingly* That's cruel!! And you're the one who ... sleeps with a pillow!!! Show some gratitude!!
Oh ... right ... yeah ... *shutters. then spots a big, Onslow-look a like and sneaks bottle up under his greasy shirt*
I mean when my girlfriend and i go out for dinner i always pay for it thats because i dont feel comfortable her paying it because i feel thats not the gentlemanly thing to do .
I mean we share are shopping bills and electric and gas but thats about all.
Also never EVER mention a women weight just say keep on saying she looks beautiful.
Also if you want to get on her good side cook her a nice dinner with a glass of wine.
Also women for some reason always take hours to get ready even at night time i mean my g-friend spends 30 min getting ready for bed i mean why??
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admit, you just want a prize
well, she gets the surprise of her life ...
but I have to work on it ... hey Line, nice figure
that means we have to spot those things before hand already! what if we haven't?
hmmm... a chocolate-bar?
you do include some tea for the poor chap, right?
I'll save that one from my stomach than, just for you though... and I thought the pillow-beast ate the pillows!
good thinking, very good thinking Hey onslow! *spots shirt*
erm... nevermind
A prize? Who, me? Never crossed my mind
Lets just hope it won't kill her
Hmmm ... good pronouncation, but don't do the wink, looks too cheep
Then you'd better hope she's a nice one. Otherwise, you're screwed - in the bad sense.
Only one?? What happened to your dealer??
Sure! I just don't know if I can fit a cup in there too ...
No, the pillow beast is a pillow! That's why I avoid those things ...
good, than I'll claim the prize; heard it was a lot of money
I'll try to contain myself and be as nice as possible...
see! I need a lot of work ... Hey Line, nice figure
ok... nice girl... that leaves out her ... and her ... definitly her ... hmm, that means I can only date one
He's been arrested for chocolatedealing
a cup? he probably has it in his bowler hat
the pillow beast is a pillow? than how do the pillows protect themselves?
Never said I didn't want it, just that I didn't expect it (which of course I did, but that's not polite to admit )
Oh no! Not convincing at all ...
Only one??!!?? Out of half of the earth's population??!!?? I'm sending Nigel right away!! *checks for cup in the bowlerhat, finds it, happily throws some earl grey into the box and seals it* Hmmm ... mail box mail box mail box .... there!
Okay. Till he arrives, tell me about her (ooohhh! Gossip!! )
They don't have any issues which would make it necessary for them to be protected against themselves ....
Sure ...
Euw. Wait ... greasy hands ...
I'll go wash them ...
ah yes, a girl and greed, even worse than with males
but how do I make it convincing??? Hey Line, nice figure *raises eyebrow*
yeah, out of all those, but I have to know them too
tell you about who?
did you put airholes in the box? ... and what of his umbrella???
Watch it, you!
You're not trying! You're not making an effort! And watch that eyebrow!!
Better get started right away, then
The one single girl you could date, of course!! I'm pretty curious ...
Air holes and umbrella goes in a different box. I'll send it tomorrow, don't worry ...
I'll be their defence!! *grabs spoon* Keep a distance!!
ah, so greed is a touchy subject for women?
*lowers eyebrow* Line! what a great figure you have! that?
I'll go on a worldtrip
hmmm, little tricky, we're not on happy-grounds
and jam? did you remember to pack jam for him?
eeep! not the spoon!!! *backs off and starts running*
you wanted me to get introduced with that greasy guy?
just for you? that's also ... greedy
yay! graduated in sucking up ...so... do I have to nod or is htat an extra?
I can take you with me on worldtrip, you can meet all the guys
was? she's still alive sure, I'll try out all the theory next time ...
Do I look like Forest Gump? ... okok, I'll keep running
my hair says she just loves the way you saved her day
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getting fuzzy on your old days, are you??
