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Smallville
Last Son of Krypton

Gender: Male
Location: Metropolis

How can a person not wash their hands? That is just... gross!

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Apr 7th, 2004 05:21 PM

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Corlindel
Noldor

Gender: Male
Location: In weiter Ferne, so nah!

I like women. No mather how weird they are. smile

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Apr 8th, 2004 01:06 PM

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yerssot
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dunno, I saw some pretty weird women already messed

Apr 8th, 2004 01:44 PM

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Smallville
Last Son of Krypton

Gender: Male
Location: Metropolis

Haven't we all?

I had to crack my knuckles before jumping into this story. My Ex-Girlfriend was a nutball. Read on and learn...

She stayed at my house one night, and the next morning I went to the bathroom for the traditional pee that you take when you wake. She had been up for about a half hour or so. I walk into my room (AFTER WASHING MY HANDS!) and see her playing cards on my bed. She was playing what looked like the oddest variation of solitare I had ever seen. Curious, I ask her, "What are you playing?"
"Crazy 8's," she replied, not breaking focus.
"Really? Who with?" Probably the biggest mistake I have ever made. But, I asked it thinking she was kidding around.
"Fred." She was 17 and had an imaginary friend. What the f**k?

Once again, thinking she was kidding around, I laughed it off.
"Who is winning," I asked, playing along.
"Fred."

That was about the time I looked at the clock and said it was time for her to go.

NUTBAR!!!!!!

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Linkalicious
Iran...I Walked...I Jihad

Gender: Male
Location: Huntington Beach, California

man Fred kicks my ass in Crazy 8's all the time too. I wonder what her Fred looks like...

mine looks like this:
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yerssot
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oh, and to set the record straight, David, my leprachaun is NOT invisible!

Apr 8th, 2004 04:31 PM

Smallville
Last Son of Krypton

Gender: Male
Location: Metropolis

Link....

Yerssot.... laughing

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Korri
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Apr 8th, 2004 05:04 PM

Linkalicious
Iran...I Walked...I Jihad

Gender: Male
Location: Huntington Beach, California

Of course he's not invisible. But how do you explain how he looked like this when you first got him.

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and now he looks like this in present day.

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I think i'm going to report you to the Child Healthcare Services...

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yerssot
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if you're refering to david, that's not him, he never wears green

Apr 8th, 2004 05:11 PM

Smallville
Last Son of Krypton

Gender: Male
Location: Metropolis

... yeah so, I gotta go...

*takes three steps in the opposite direction and stand there*

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yerssot
Senior Member

Gender: Unspecified
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*waves*

Apr 8th, 2004 07:26 PM

Kaleanae
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Gender: Female
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Lucky Charms eek!

Apr 8th, 2004 07:31 PM

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yerssot
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Not from where I'm standing

Apr 8th, 2004 07:34 PM

Kaleanae
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Apr 8th, 2004 07:49 PM

BackFire
Blood. It's nature's lube

Gender: Male
Location: Huntington Beach, CA

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heh, maddox is hilarious.

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Smallville
Last Son of Krypton

Gender: Male
Location: Metropolis

I know he is...

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Line
Sarkz

Gender: Female
Location: Amager

quote:
Originally posted by queenie
Just beer and food to keep him going... come on what about all the karma sutra (in polite terms)... best form of excercise around by far

I just have a sly suspicion that you need to be much more agile doing karma sutra than you have to be to put down a toilet seat ...

Apr 11th, 2004 04:17 PM

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yerssot
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Gender: Unspecified
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Every journey starts with a first step wink

Apr 11th, 2004 04:19 PM

Line
Sarkz

Gender: Female
Location: Amager

quote:
Originally posted by Linkalicious
another word of advice for the ladies...

Don't shake a man's hand at a bar or place where they serve drinks. Just about everyone of them doesn't wash their hands...

I've actually always thought that men just never, actually never ever, washed their hands. That it was as much taboo as sitting down to pee. Happy to hear it's not so big grin

Apr 11th, 2004 04:23 PM

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