I Made Sexual Advances Towards A Ham Sandwich Today!

...and I LIKED IT! 💃

I believe you.

Congratulations, one day you may move up to a human.

Uh ok I think you should get your head check Cin?jm 😆

disturbing 😖 ...yet I see how it can be satisfying ✅

Did the ham sandwich give you the cold shoulder?

Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
...and I LIKED IT! 💃

Everyones got to start somewhere, and if being sandwiched between two pieces of ham does it for you then that's fine! 😛

You ****ing whore. Does the turkey sandwhich know about this?!

Originally posted by Whisper
Did the ham sandwich give you the cold shoulder?

Actually, it did, only because the salami was gossipping about the "neighborhood weirdo" that had a "meat fetish". But hey, I've got a deli's worth of sexual conquests.

Ham sandwich was a prude anyway..😗

Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
...and I LIKED IT! 💃

droolio Next time...make it a PB n J sammich.

That may get a little messy, Kel. 😮

I sowwy 😬 Yeah..it would, wouldnt it? 😊 Stick with the ham sammich.

Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
...and I LIKED IT! 💃

O dear god what next 😂

Uh...congratulations, Cine? I tell you, your wife ain't going to like this. 😬

you slap that meat Cine, you slap it good 😛

Originally posted by dark1365
Uh...congratulations, Cine? I tell you, your wife ain't going to like this. 😬

She'll find a way to cope with my new found affections for meat and dairy, the likes of which I cannot deny myself.

I wish you and the ham sandwich the best of luck starting your new lives together!