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havok801125
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But......wait for it........Given enough 'prep time'...Aunt May could take him..... laughing

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Jun 10th, 2005 11:55 AM

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nah aunt may is much hardcore than alfed and this woman has been through more than this butler lol.

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Aunt may has been dead and come back several times. She isn't afraid to die. I think she could take this battle. She could get Jarvis to help her. (Tony Stark's butler) hehe

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If Aunt May can beat or draw with Galactus then she should just about be able to take Alfred.

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Aunt may rocks!

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She punked logan and galactus.

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Jun 11th, 2005 12:13 AM

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Alfred will seduce her. Alfred will take some viagra, and the sound of their old, wrinkled, saggy flesh slapping together will keep Bruce up all night.

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Alfred will seduce her. Alfred will take some viagra, and the sound of their old, wrinkled, saggy flesh slapping together will keep Bruce up all night.

And we thought the death of his parents was what messed him up.

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And we thought the death of his parents was what messed him up.

lol, This would be far worse.

Jun 11th, 2005 05:24 AM

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lol, This would be far worse.

Oh man, with all the echoes in the Batcave? Bruce would be crazier than the Joker.

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Alfred was on the British Secret Service and he served in the war. He kicks Aunt May's ass anytime.

Aunt May was a herald of Galactus, and KO'd Spider-Man with a vase.

Top that BEYOTCH!!

(Don't take the beyotch comment personally, it just seemed right to say at the moment wink

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Alfred will seduce her. Alfred will take some viagra, and the sound of their old, wrinkled, saggy flesh slapping together will keep Bruce up all night.

Aww fu*k I think I'm going to throw up.

Where the hell you get these ideas Cosmic Cube? I feel sick now that I read this. sick

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Alfred is one of the incarnations of the Presence. no way Aunt May will win.

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Aww fu*k I think I'm going to throw up. Where the hell you get these ideas Cosmic Cube? I feel sick now that I read this.

They could always use a tub of mayonnaise to enhance the visual effects. It would sound a lot nastier too. Imagine that. big grin

Jun 11th, 2005 06:27 PM

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They could always use a tub of mayonnaise to enhance the visual effects. It would sound a lot nastier too. Imagine that.

Holy

Now I'm REALLY going to throw up. sick

Are these your fantasies? You must watch some old people porn for you to know this stuff. I don't even want to know what goes on in your mind. sick

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Holy Now I'm REALLY going to throw up. Are these your fantasies? You must watch some old people porn for you to know this stuff. I don't even want to know what goes on in your mind.

Lordy this thread is getting sick... sick

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Jun 12th, 2005 06:15 PM

havok801125
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Yep i agree wid Spidey's Sister

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Jun 13th, 2005 12:35 PM

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Alfred would eat Aunt May alive.

He is a trained spy, and he hasn't forgotten his training (at least not most of it).

Alfred wins 8/10--he forfeit twice: Once for a stack of wheatcakes, and once for... Happy Dance

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havok801125
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na Aunt May would'nt betray the memory of Ben for some stuffy old butler.....besides doesn't alfred like little boys?....i mean look at the company he hangs out with...Batman, Robin, Nightwing, etc

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Jun 13th, 2005 01:21 PM

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Aunt May was a herald of Galactus, and KO'd Spider-Man with a vase.

Top that BEYOTCH!!

(Don't take the beyotch comment personally, it just seemed right to say at the moment)

Already on that, she also swiped away galactus at one point.

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