...whos parents got gunned down right before his eyes and like Spider-man, it was his fault (I hope to god DC says Azarrello's run was OOC). How is Batman less of a hero than Spiderman?
Alfred's job was a lot harder than May's. She had Ben to help her out with Peter (who wasn't an emotional wreck like young Bruce was). By the time Ben got capped, Peter was a teen. Sure, they had money problems (unlike Alfred and Bruce) but they got by.
Also, people have got to be crazy to think May wouldn't shag Alfred. Sure, she has been faithful to Ben's memory (more or less) but she's gone on dates with Toomes and Octavius. I'm sure Toomes probably tried to hit it...and she more than likely gave in. She ain't getting any younger, and nearly two decades have gone by (comic wise) since she's had some of the magic stick.
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yea but spiderman didn't ask for his powers and uses them regardless like it was a sentence charged upon him. And if you read any of spidey's life you'd know it was hell, he nevre tries to kill, THE ORIGINAL BATMAN had a gun, either way spidey has the most developed character of all superheroes, and thats why he's number one in popularity terms, people feel with him on many issues.
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Well, Alfred's a gentlemen, so he wouldn't physically hurt May, but...
I figure he could smooth talk his way into her heart (chicks love the 'stach,) move in talk about marriage the whole nine yards. And when he's finally situated, he could take her for everything she's worth like the senile old bat she is.