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havok801125
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and heck she raised spiderman(a true hero)....alfred raised a dilusional man in a cape


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imagine all the times aunt may had to worry about peter all night.


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and heck she raised spiderman(a true hero)....alfred raised a dilusional man in a cape


...whos parents got gunned down right before his eyes and like Spider-man, it was his fault (I hope to god DC says Azarrello's run was OOC). How is Batman less of a hero than Spiderman?

Alfred's job was a lot harder than May's. She had Ben to help her out with Peter (who wasn't an emotional wreck like young Bruce was). By the time Ben got capped, Peter was a teen. Sure, they had money problems (unlike Alfred and Bruce) but they got by.

Also, people have got to be crazy to think May wouldn't shag Alfred. Sure, she has been faithful to Ben's memory (more or less) but she's gone on dates with Toomes and Octavius. I'm sure Toomes probably tried to hit it...and she more than likely gave in. She ain't getting any younger, and nearly two decades have gone by (comic wise) since she's had some of the magic stick.

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good post man


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yea but spiderman didn't ask for his powers and uses them regardless like it was a sentence charged upon him. And if you read any of spidey's life you'd know it was hell, he nevre tries to kill, THE ORIGINAL BATMAN had a gun, either way spidey has the most developed character of all superheroes, and thats why he's number one in popularity terms, people feel with him on many issues.


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guys.....sorry about my slip but its Aunt May vs Alfred....not bats vs spidey


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Yeah, get back on topic!!!

*shakes fist in anger*

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We all know alferd is really a badass. Alferd was beating down mofo's when bruce was still peeing in his bed.


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That's what I've been saying.

Alfred was like a fake-ass James Bond back in the day.

*gives Alfred respek knuckles*

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good post man


Thanks.

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That's what I've been saying.

Alfred was like a fake-ass James Bond back in the day.

*gives Alfred respek knuckles*


Yeah but Aunt May was a Herald of Galactus.....and this was recent....not back in the day


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here....

Attachment: aunt may herald.jpg
This has been downloaded 36 time(s).


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Behold the Alpha and the Omega.All other vs topics must end and we should gather here.This is the one above all.It has everything Aunt May Alfierd.....Old people sex vomiting nard kicks batman crying and wetting his bed hmm.....Heralds of Galactus respect Knuckles EVERYTHING


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Behold the Alpha and the Omega.All other vs topics must end and we should gather here.This is the one above all.It has everything Aunt May Alfierd.....Old people sex vomiting nard kicks batman crying and wetting his bed hmm.....Heralds of Galactus respect Knuckles EVERYTHING


I agree....tell all your friends about it.....


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Will do, creative on your behalf havok.


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Alfred is an incarnation of Presence he wins.


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nah, one cosmic purse swing and he's done for.


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Don't forget about the pepper spray......one squirt of that into alfreds eyes, a kick in the nether region and his down for the count


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Well, Alfred's a gentlemen, so he wouldn't physically hurt May, but...

I figure he could smooth talk his way into her heart (chicks love the 'stach,) move in talk about marriage the whole nine yards. And when he's finally situated, he could take her for everything she's worth like the senile old bat she is.


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Don't forget about the pepper spray......one squirt of that into alfreds eyes, a kick in the nether region and his down for the count


Dude, Alfred fought in the war! In Special-Ops team. He doesn't have to hurt May, just disable her. smile


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