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Fëanor
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There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realising how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some Elven wench which smelt like Gimli's feet. So Arwen ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" Then she walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied:
"I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."
So, Éowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo. Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.
"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm a fat legless turkey," said an angry Arwen.
So, Arwen screamed hysterically at Gollum.
"I want a banana!"
"Why!?
''I'm King Kong.'' She announced!
And Gollum replied ''I'm dieting, GAH! You're tempting me far more than a carrot in chocolate!''
The next day, in Edoras, Théoden was humming along with a peculiar looking hobbit, called Peter Jackson. He left Edoras and gaily frolicked through the meadow. Then Frodo saw a frog that was disguised as a monkey wearing Galadriel's pretty pink knickers and silly blue straw hat. "What are doing with that pigs rectum?" the frog
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DanielLB
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replied ''Licking
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Fëanor
Senior Member
Gender: Male
Location: Winterfell |
There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realising how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some Elven wench which smelt like Gimli's feet. So Arwen ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" Then she walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied:
"I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."
So, Éowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo. Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.
"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm a fat legless turkey," said an angry Arwen.
So, Arwen screamed hysterically at Gollum.
"I want a banana!"
"Why!?
''I'm King Kong.'' She announced!
And Gollum replied ''I'm dieting, GAH! You're tempting me far more than a carrot in chocolate!''
The next day, in Edoras, Théoden was humming along with a peculiar looking hobbit, called Peter Jackson. He left Edoras and gaily frolicked through the meadow. Then Frodo saw a frog that was disguised as a monkey wearing Galadriel's pretty pink knickers and silly blue straw hat. "What are doing with that pigs rectum?" the frog replied. "Licking a rock
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DanielLB
The Bad Wolf
Gender: Male
Location: In the Woods between the Worlds |
with green
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Jun 19th, 2005 11:58 AM |
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Leggy_n_Merry
There is always hope
 Gender: Female
Location: Swansea, Wales, United Kingdom |
There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realising how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some Elven wench which smelt like Gimli's feet. So Arwen ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" Then she walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied:
"I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."
So, Éowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo. Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.
"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm a fat legless turkey," said an angry Arwen.
So, Arwen screamed hysterically at Gollum.
"I want a banana!"
"Why!?
''I'm King Kong.'' She announced!
And Gollum replied ''I'm dieting, GAH! You're tempting me far more than a carrot in chocolate!''
The next day, in Edoras, Théoden was humming along with a peculiar looking hobbit, called Peter Jackson. He left Edoras and gaily frolicked through the meadow. Then Frodo saw a frog that was disguised as a monkey wearing Galadriel's pretty pink knickers and silly blue straw hat. "What are doing with that pigs rectum?" the frog replied. "Licking a rock with green vomiting slugs."
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DanielLB
The Bad Wolf
Gender: Male
Location: In the Woods between the Worlds |
and purple
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Leggy_n_Merry
There is always hope
Gender: Female
Location: Swansea, Wales, United Kingdom |
There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realising how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some Elven wench which smelt like Gimli's feet. So Arwen ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" Then she walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied:
"I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."
So, Éowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo. Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.
"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm a fat legless turkey," said an angry Arwen.
So, Arwen screamed hysterically at Gollum.
"I want a banana!"
"Why!?
''I'm King Kong.'' She announced!
And Gollum replied ''I'm dieting, GAH! You're tempting me far more than a carrot in chocolate!''
The next day, in Edoras, Théoden was humming along with a peculiar looking hobbit, called Peter Jackson. He left Edoras and gaily frolicked through the meadow. Then Frodo saw a frog that was disguised as a monkey wearing Galadriel's pretty pink knickers and silly blue straw hat. "What are doing with that pigs rectum?" the frog replied. "Licking a rock with green vomiting slugs and purple cookie hair."
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DanielLB
The Bad Wolf
Gender: Male
Location: In the Woods between the Worlds |
So Frodo
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Leggy_n_Merry
There is always hope
Gender: Female
Location: Swansea, Wales, United Kingdom |
There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realising how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some Elven wench which smelt like Gimli's feet. So Arwen ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" Then she walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied:
"I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."
So, Éowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo. Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.
"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm a fat legless turkey," said an angry Arwen.
So, Arwen screamed hysterically at Gollum.
"I want a banana!"
"Why!?
''I'm King Kong.'' She announced!
And Gollum replied ''I'm dieting, GAH! You're tempting me far more than a carrot in chocolate!''
The next day, in Edoras, Théoden was humming along with a peculiar looking hobbit, called Peter Jackson. He left Edoras and gaily frolicked through the meadow. Then Frodo saw a frog that was disguised as a monkey wearing Galadriel's pretty pink knickers and silly blue straw hat. "What are doing with that pigs rectum?" the frog replied. "Licking a rock with green vomiting slugs and purple cookie hair." So Frodo picked some
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DanielLB
The Bad Wolf
Gender: Male
Location: In the Woods between the Worlds |
boggies out
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Fëanor
Senior Member
Gender: Male
Location: Winterfell |
There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realising how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some Elven wench which smelt like Gimli's feet. So Arwen ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" Then she walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied:
"I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."
So, Éowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo. Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.
"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm a fat legless turkey," said an angry Arwen.
So, Arwen screamed hysterically at Gollum.
"I want a banana!"
"Why!?
''I'm King Kong.'' She announced!
And Gollum replied ''I'm dieting, GAH! You're tempting me far more than a carrot in chocolate!''
The next day, in Edoras, Théoden was humming along with a peculiar looking hobbit, called Peter Jackson. He left Edoras and gaily frolicked through the meadow. Then Frodo saw a frog that was disguised as a monkey wearing Galadriel's pretty pink knickers and silly blue straw hat. "What are doing with that pigs rectum?" the frog replied. "Licking a rock with green vomiting slugs and purple cookie hair." So Frodo picked some boggies out by the
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Nazgul lord
Senior Member
 Gender: Male
Location: Australia |
dewy medow
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Fëanor
Senior Member
Gender: Male
Location: Winterfell |
There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realising how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some Elven wench which smelt like Gimli's feet. So Arwen ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" Then she walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied:
"I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."
So, Éowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo. Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.
"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm a fat legless turkey," said an angry Arwen.
So, Arwen screamed hysterically at Gollum.
"I want a banana!"
"Why!?
''I'm King Kong.'' She announced!
And Gollum replied ''I'm dieting, GAH! You're tempting me far more than a carrot in chocolate!''
The next day, in Edoras, Théoden was humming along with a peculiar looking hobbit, called Peter Jackson. He left Edoras and gaily frolicked through the meadow. Then Frodo saw a frog that was disguised as a monkey wearing Galadriel's pretty pink knickers and silly blue straw hat. "What are doing with that pigs rectum?" the frog replied. "Licking a rock with green vomiting slugs and purple cookie hair." So Frodo picked some boggies out by the dewy meadow and tiptoed
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DanielLB
The Bad Wolf
Gender: Male
Location: In the Woods between the Worlds |
over to
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the dark lord
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This has been downloaded 20 time(s).
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the dark lord
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Location: in your night mares |
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DanielLB
The Bad Wolf
Gender: Male
Location: In the Woods between the Worlds |
Ok.......stop spamming...those pictures having nothing to do with a 2 word story!
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Fëanor
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Gender: Male
Location: Winterfell |
yes....those pics are not part of this thread, please 
There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realising how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some Elven wench which smelt like Gimli's feet. So Arwen ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" Then she walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied:
"I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."
So, Éowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo. Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.
"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm a fat legless turkey," said an angry Arwen.
So, Arwen screamed hysterically at Gollum.
"I want a banana!"
"Why!?
''I'm King Kong.'' She announced!
And Gollum replied ''I'm dieting, GAH! You're tempting me far more than a carrot in chocolate!''
The next day, in Edoras, Théoden was humming along with a peculiar looking hobbit, called Peter Jackson. He left Edoras and gaily frolicked through the meadow. Then Frodo saw a frog that was disguised as a monkey wearing Galadriel's pretty pink knickers and silly blue straw hat. "What are doing with that pigs rectum?" the frog replied. "Licking a rock with green vomiting slugs and purple cookie hair." So Frodo picked some boggies out by the dewy meadow and tiptoed over to Rosie's room
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DanielLB
The Bad Wolf
Gender: Male
Location: In the Woods between the Worlds |
and held
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Angel
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There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realising how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some Elven wench which smelt like Gimli's feet. So Arwen ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" Then she walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied:
"I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."
So, Éowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo. Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.
"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm a fat legless turkey," said an angry Arwen.
So, Arwen screamed hysterically at Gollum.
"I want a banana!"
"Why!?
''I'm King Kong.'' She announced!
And Gollum replied ''I'm dieting, GAH! You're tempting me far more than a carrot in chocolate!''
The next day, in Edoras, Théoden was humming along with a peculiar looking hobbit, called Peter Jackson. He left Edoras and gaily frolicked through the meadow. Then Frodo saw a frog that was disguised as a monkey wearing Galadriel's pretty pink knickers and silly blue straw hat. "What are doing with that pigs rectum?" the frog replied. "Licking a rock with green vomiting slugs and purple cookie hair." So Frodo picked some boggies out by the dewy meadow and tiptoed over to Rosie's room and held the door
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