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King of Blades
The King

Gender: Male
Location: The South

(sung to the tune of "It Came Upon a Midnight Clear")

I came upon a roadkill deer
a sorrowful sight to behold
he lay upon the highway's edge
his body was stiff and cold.

I bet he never saw the car
careening through the snow.
The lights shone brightly in his eyes
and then they laid him low.

I came upon a roadkill deer
and lifted him off the road.
We'll all enjoy a Christmas feast
of Bambi sloppy joes.

Be careful of the gravel bits
they really get stuck in you teeth.
We'll place the antlers from his head
upon out holiday wreath

I came upon a roadkill deer
a sorrowful sight to behold.
He gave his all to bring good cheer
as Thumper mistletoe.

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Jun 25th, 2005 01:46 AM

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Cherrywild
Make me want it.

Gender: Female
Location: Gainesville, FL

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Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
safe s** is always good...

jack wasnt great though.. he got a little tipsy and fell down the hill..

Jun 25th, 2005 01:47 AM

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King of Blades
The King

Gender: Male
Location: The South

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Originally posted by silvertsume
jack wasnt great though.. he got a little tipsy and fell down the hill..

Did he break his crown?

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Jun 25th, 2005 01:47 AM

Cherrywild
Make me want it.

Gender: Female
Location: Gainesville, FL

nah.. he likes to say that to cover up the fact that he lost his boner.... laughing out loud

Jun 25th, 2005 01:49 AM

King of Blades
The King

Gender: Male
Location: The South

Oh dear...

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Jun 25th, 2005 01:50 AM

DeVi| D0do
The 8th Deadly Sin

Gender: Male
Location: New Zealand

To the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies theme song:

Once upon a time there was a man called Jed
He had lots of hair but it wasn't on his head
One day he was shootin'a t some food
And up from the ground came a lady in the nude

Naked, that is
Boobs and all.

Before you know old Jed was in Bed
A humpin' and a humpin' till his balls went red
Then in came granny with a T-16
And blew his balls to smithereens

... or something like that. It's not as funny as it used to be big grin

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Cherrywild
Make me want it.

Gender: Female
Location: Gainesville, FL

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Originally posted by DeVi| D0do
To the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies theme song:

Once upon a time there was a man called Jed
He had lots of hair but it wasn't on his head
One day he was shootin'a t some food
And up from the ground came a lady in the nude

Naked, that is
Boobs and all.

Before you know old Jed was in Bed
A humpin' and a humpin' till his balls went red
Then in came granny with a T-16
And blew his balls to smithereens

... or something like that. It's not as funny as it used to be

lol.. you know alot of songs PoB yes

Jun 25th, 2005 01:53 AM

King of Blades
The King

Gender: Male
Location: The South

Teddy the Red nose Senator

You know Hitler and Caesar and Agnew and Nixon,
Stalin and Lenin and David the Klansmen.
But do you recall,
The most famous politician of all?

Teddy the red-nosed senator,
Had a very shiny car.
And if you ever saw it,
You were probably near a bar.
All of the other senators,
Wondered how he got his dames,
They though he drank too many,
To join in any bedroom games.

Then one foggy Christmas eve,
Santa came to say,
"Teddy with your nose so red,
Won't you help me guide my sled?"

That's how the police found them,
Wrapped around a maple tree.
Teddy the red-nosed senator,
He's a drunken S.O.B.

You can't possibly imagine our neighborhood during Christmas...

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Jun 25th, 2005 01:55 AM

King of Blades
The King

Gender: Male
Location: The South

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Originally posted by silvertsume
lol.. you know alot of songs PoB

Like I said, Christamas time is crazy with my dad...

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Jun 25th, 2005 01:56 AM

Rodgort
Dickroll'd.

Gender: Male
Location: Over there. Maybe there, too.

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Originally posted by silvertsume
oops... i got a little carried away w/ the marijuana... we used a condom though!!

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Cherrywild
Make me want it.

Gender: Female
Location: Gainesville, FL

Jun 25th, 2005 01:56 AM

Dreamer2222
Senior Member

Gender: Female
Location: within the heart of Hulk Power

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Originally posted by silvertsume
hey.. i heard my name....

where?

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The Hairs of Her Dickie-Dido
Chorus:
And the hairs, and the hairs,
And the hairs of her dickie-dido hung down to her knees.

Verses:
One white one, one black one, and one with a bit of shite on
and one with a little light on to show us the way.

She married an Italian with balls like a bloody stallion
as the hairs of her dickie-dido hung down to her knees.

It'd take a brontosaurus to eat her clitoris
as the hairs of her dickie-dido hung down to her knees.

It'd take a Welsh miner to find her vagina
as the hairs of her dickie-dido hung down to her knees.

It'd take a bloody wrecker to extract your pecker
as the hairs of her dickie-dido hung down to her knees.

She came up from Florida with a **** like a bloody corridor
as the hairs of her dickie-dido hung down to her knees.

If she were my daughter, I'd have her cut shorter
a half inch below the waist is enough for anyone.

I flicked it, I licked it, I even drop kicked it
as the hairs of her dickie-dido hung down to her knees.

I ****ed her, I sucked her, I even loose rucked her
as the hairs of her dickie-dido hung down to her knees.

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