Oh, right, I didn't read your entire post. Watch LOTR 'cause I dunno what it is. A banana, a scotch, a Stiff Assed Brit, a ring around a finger, who knows?
Registered: Jul 2005
Location: Living my life, fighting my war.
*On Hoth when Han cuts his taun taun open*
Han: I knows is stinks buddy but it'll keep us warm...
Luke: Ben... Ben... Yoda... Degobah!
Han: What the are you talking about?
Luke: Ben... Yoda... Degobah.
Han: YOU SHUT THE UP YOU IN LITTLE !
Registered: May 2005
Location: .::The Anti-Fanboy Confederation::.
Mace entering Sidious office
Mace:"Palpatine, you're under arrest for being a manipulative motherf*cker."
Sidious:"I got a threshold, Jedi. I got a threshold for the abuse I'll take. And right now I'm a race car and you got me in the red. I'm just saying that it's f*ckin' dangerous to have a racecar in the f*ckin' red. It could blow.
Mace:"Oh, you're gettin' ready to blow?"
Sidious:"I could blow."
Mace:"Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherf***er, motherf***er! Every time my fingers touch my lightsaber I'm Superfly TNT. I'm the Guns of Navarone."
Anakin (coming to Mace after Sidious revealed being the Dark Lord)
Anakin:"Master Windu , I rented the original Star Wars trilogy from Blockbuster. I'm pretty sure Palpatine is a Sith Lord."
Sidious:"Execute order 66."
Clone Trooper:"Kill all shrieking CGI creatures. Alright men, shoot down the giant Iguana."
Sidious:"Oh, and order 67."
Clone Trooper:"Jedi, too. Got it."
End of the duel on Mustafar
Obi-Wan:"It's over, Anakin. I've got the high ground, just like Darth Maul did in TPM right before I killed him successfully. Ignoring that, if you jump over to me, I will cut your legs off."
Anakin: "You underestimate my power to decide not to jump to the low ground in front of you where I will be able to safely continue duelling, but to instead try to jump all the way over you and get my legs cut off!"
Padme gave birth to Luke and Leia
Droid:"She's dying. She has given up the will to live."
Obi-Wan:"Given up the will to live? She does know she has two brand new babies to live for, doesn't she? F*** her !"
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Registered: Jul 2005
Location: Living my life, fighting my war.
Conversations between sidious and vader.
[When vader's tabel rises.]
Sidious: Lord Vader.
Vader: Yes Master.
Sidious: Go rent episodes 4, 5, and 6... I want to see how my Glorious empire rises to stomp all in it's path!
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Sidious: Anakin, you must do the right thing and join your brother Mace, so together you can kill me and eradicate the sith.
Anakin: But What about the power you've promised me?
Sidious: I was fooling around
Anakin: OH, ok.
(Mace and Anakin kill Sidious and send him out through the windu)
Vader: (sighs heavily)...........Did you try laxative's?
Sidious: I ran out of chocolate flavoured ones.
Vader: Alright...umm...want me to pick you up a box?
Sidious: Yeah...head over to Mustafar, I think Gunray's still got some.
Vader: (sighs again) Alright.
Sidious: Thanks honey. (hangs up)
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If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain or bitter; for always there will be lesser and greater persons than yourself.
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Aug 5th, 2005 03:41 AM
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are you talking about?
omethings not right here
