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The CGI sucks, The Kokiri are all too old, Ganondorf looks... interesting... but it's Zelda so, I have to watch it, I even watched some of that Horible show.
Link should have brown hair like in the upcomming Zedla Twilight princess game, I think Zedla is a prep honestly with her little pink dress and princess jewerly. If I made the game she would be a kick-ass nigia or something who would fight along Links sides instead of the damsel in distress. Serousliy the women in the game suck, I am ready for a steamy make-out scence with a woman who could attually take the heat.
Zedla also is blonde, she reminds me Princess Peach on Mario! Lets get my shinny wand and pretty faiers to save us! I want the girl with a spear and does some melle combat. She could be WORTH Link.
I am really looking forward to Twilight Princess, but I hope the "princess" will be less girly and more kick-ass. She does get a SWORD, but we will just ahve to see if she can handel it or accidently cut her pretty hair.
Then agian I dont really have much place to talk, I admitly have never played a single Zedla game. I have only played Link on the old Super Smash Brothers for N64.
I Got to thank Fierce Deity for this knowledge, and oppurtuinty to imbark on this gaming ledgend.
Zedla has seen the old days of our times and it has survived to our new great grafics.
Gender: Male Location: Living my life, fighting my war.
*Arm around Rose* You've just gotta understand, Nac, there are things in this world that just beat the hell out of Video games. Maybe you'll understand... someday.
On a completely unrelated subject, here's a picture I haven't seen for years!
Gender: Male Location: Living my life, fighting my war.
Well it looks like the Skull kids from OOT and MM are going to make a come back in TP!
Hey you all wanna get expelled from school in a Zelda-ish way? then follow these simple steps!
Learn to play the Ocarina. Play one at odd intervals during school. When you play it, close your eyes and sway from side to side. Stop playing, look around intently, then sigh and put the Ocarina in your pocket. Act like you didn't do anything.
Call someone Mido. Insist to them that it wasn't your fault the Great Deku Tree died. When they look puzzled, say, "Yeah, go ahead, pretend it didn't happen," and storm off.
Have a breakdown and identity crisis after playing the Ocarina in the Temple of Time, because nobody in Kokiri Forest recognized you.
Legally change your name to Link.Call your girlfriend Zelda.
If you're a girl, call your boyfriend Link.
Make phrases like "Go in peace, and may Farore's Wisdom be with ye, friend", part of your everyday conversation.
Acquire a number of large, colored glass cut stones. Call them Rupees and carry them in a pouch at your waist. Guard them jealously.
Learn to play "Away In A Manger", "Greensleeves" and / or "Three Blind Mice" faultlessly on Link's Ocarina, and then do it constantly whenever anyone else is watching you play.
Constantly look up at the second floors of buildings with trees overhanging them, sigh and then mutter, "If only I had the Hookshot handy..."
Come to school wearing green Kokiri clothes. Make a Master Sword and Hyrulian Shield out of cardboard, poster paint and bits from the Drama Cupboard. Insist on being allowed to wear and carry said gear. Occasionally hit people over the head with your sword when they're not looking.
Have your ears surgically altered.
Start giving your Chemistry teacher suspicious looks near the beginning of the lesson, making sure s/he notices. Get progressively more suspicious of them. Around halfway through the lesson, leap over your desk and attack him/her screaming "DIE, GERUDO SCUM!"
Practise at home until you really can fall eight feet down and go into a forward roll without hurting yourself. Next gym class, climb to the high beam and then do it when your teacher tells you to come down.
If you do Theology or a related subject, constantly fill your essays with strange references to the Triforce and the three Goddesses.
Make a Triforce out of cardboard and gold paint. Hide it in your locker and then defend said locker with your life. Refer to said locker as the Sacred Realm, and make anyone who comes within three feet pay you twenty Rupees as compensation for defiling the Temple.
Grow long flowing locks and style it into bangs. If it isn't blond, bleach it.
Attempt to pay for your lunch in Rupees. When they refuse to accept them as legal tender, go crazy with a sword.
Stalk the corridors with your sword and shield at the ready. Whenever you see anyone, charge at them with your sword held high. Screech to a stop, examine their face closely and then say, "Sorry, I thought you were Gannondorf." Walk off whistling.
Chuck a cherry bomb in the staff toilet. When they catch you, act offended. Tell them you just saved them from the Dodongo that stalks the staff toilet.
Get a slingshot or a bow. Take pot-shots at small birds. Laugh. Get pecked to death in retaliation by a flock of very angry small birds.
Invent a language for Hyrule. Speak it all the time and refuse to speak in English. Write all your essays in Hyrulian script. Demand that you get the special treatment of those for whom English is not their first language.
Whimper and cry whenever you see a really big tree. When asked what's wrong, tearfully explain that the tree reminds you of when the Great Deku Tree died.
Make a Mask of Truth out of cardboard, paint and stuff from the Drama Cupboard. Find a big rock and talk to it. Fall about laughing, then give the nearest person a meaningful look, giggling hysterically. Then walk off.
Train a horse to come when you play Epona's Song on an Ocarina. Come into school on the horse. Leave your horse where everyone else leaves their bikes. At the end of the day, play Epona's Song, get on your horse, and ride off.
Ask everyone you meet if they know where the last Sage is. When they look puzzled, growl. Tell them you know what they're up to and then stomp off.
Refuse to join the football team on the grounds that Gannondorf might attack at any time, and you have to be prepared.
Agree to join the football team on the condition that you be allowed to wear your Kokiri clothes, sword and shield on the pitch. Become the star player. Insist that your name is put down as "Link".
Worship Din, Farore and Nayru. Offer them sacrifices. Make a little altar and put it in your locker. Tell anyone who doesn't join in that they are heathens.When late, stagger in panting. Explain that you would have been there sooner but you got held up by a Stalchild.
Hum one of the Ocarina Songs over and over until you drive your classmates to distraction.
Draw your sword and look menacingly at anyone who bumps you. If someone stares back aggressively, knock them out. Walk off muttering, "...never hurt the innocent, but..."
Put fruit juice in colored glass bottles. Carry a couple of these around with you all the time. Refuse to tell anyone what's in them. Occasionallybe seen drinking the whole bottle in one go.
Come in on examination day looking distraught. Explain that your fairy is missing and you won't be able to sit any tests unless she is found (By this time, they're more likely to believe you than not).
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Mar 30th, 2006 07:30 PM
*gives you a cute pet bunny named Link*
