"Hellooooooo America ! We have a great show here tonight. We have here with us your favorites, Harry Potter and Cho !!!! Say, Harry..."
(on the set things get prety wild between Harry and Cho)
"Yes I am sure he is yours - "
"I said that's NOT POSSIBLE !"
"Yes it - "
"Avada Kadevra !!!!"
"Whooa, folks, great show we have here tonight. Let's bring in our set psychiatrist"
(Dumbledore walks in, wearing crazy doctor uniform)
__________________ (found inscribed in a public restroom) Some people come here to take a s**t,
I came here to leave one.
ta-na-na... Cant touch this na-na (crazy MC Hammer music) "Stop - it's Dumbly time ! Kudos to you, Harry m'boy !"
McGonnogal bursts into the room "Profesor ! Are you on meth again ? I' ve told you, dog, you've got to lay off that $h*t ! 'Iight ?"
"Can't touch this! "
(((i cant remeber who used the Mc Hammer joke on this thread, but it rocked !)))
__________________ (found inscribed in a public restroom) Some people come here to take a s**t,
I came here to leave one.
Gender: Female Location: And Why is It Important to you?
Then Hermione Just relised "EWWWWE I AM MAKING OUT WITH DRACO!!" Then went to make out with ron who just fainted cause he relised he was looking at a naked professor then he woke up and "ewwwwweeeyu nude ppl"
but before she has time to finish the sentence, a loud 'BOOOM' is heard, and from a giant cloud of smoke emerges Snape, dressed as a gangsta, and he is soon followed by his Slytherin posse. He draws his wand and says " 'Iight crew, let's get this party started! A-ha aha, that's the way a-ha aha I like it ! a-ha aha ...."
__________________ (found inscribed in a public restroom) Some people come here to take a s**t,
I came here to leave one.