Pwned
That guy
Registered: May 2010
Location: No clue. Looks.... Blue?
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Name: Darth Jawa
Age: Purple
Male
Twin dual bladed black sabers with noise dampeners for assassinations
He is the most sadistic thingy in the galaxy, for he would kill stuff just because he was bored. He has the power to destroy the galaxy but he isnt bored enough yet. He once slew 50 jedi beause they said he wasnt nice because he tripped into an old lady. He covered a planet in lightning and then crushed it because he lost his keys so he thought it would be easier to find them in the rubble, though he accidently crushed them. He is the one that actually trained Sidious because Plagueis got sick(ironically) He eventually died 20 million years later but before he died he used sith sorcery(he is a master of every aspect of the force) to set off the power that destroyed the galaxy.
BABIES CRY AT HIS COMING, CHILDREN RUN IN FEAR, CORPSES PILE UP, FOR HE SHALL RIP OUT YOUR INTESTINES AND STRANGLE YOU WITH THEM!!!!!!!!
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