I do too. Some people call it southern fried chicken. I read that on another message board and I thouught it was kind of corny but it's the only one I could think of. The threaad was about satanistts and we got off topic a little.
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Well, I don't eat it often cause I'm about 80 % veggie, but broasted is my fav....but you go to the Baptist pot luck and you'll find everthing...including no skinny Baptists....
John Smith was born as a Baptist and raised as a baptist. One day he decided to move into an all Catholic neighborhood. First Friday of lent came around and as all his Catholic neighbors were sitting down to their cold, tuna fish dinner, he was grilling a big, juicy steak. They were so envious they went over and tried to convert him to a Catholic, which he did. He went to church with them and the priest sprinkled some water on him and said "You were born Baptist, raised Baptist, and now you are a Catholic." Everyone was so relieved that their biggest Lenten temptaion was gone. Next Lent rolled around and as they were sitting down to their cold tuna fish dinner, they smelled him cooking a steak again. Puzzled they went over and as they got there they saw him with a pitcher of water, spinkling it over the steak saying " You were born a cow, raised a cow, and now you are a fish!!!"
You stole a pink and white bike with a little bell????....Hmmmmmm...NO, no, I got it back...crossed a busy road to do it toooooooo....It's my bike...mine...
I'm afraid not. While you were crossing that road I stole your bike and had it perfectly replicated by a 80 year old monk in a Tibetan temple. Cost me a fortune. But now that I have your bike I can control you with Voo Doo.... make you eat beets...
Hmmm. Sounds quite plausible. I bet they are even involed with the illuminati and the lizard folk! They are probably plotting to replace Georg W. Bush as we speak... sadly no one would notice, after all a beet couldn't really do a worse job.
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Stop talking about those nasty things....I'm getting all upset just thinking about it....Antichrist beet....I knew there was a reason I didn't like em...Though they are pretty, and I am drawn to that color!....Oh what's the topic again????...Looked, there is no topic...we're in the non-Christian chat room...It's safe in here...
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Sep 19th, 2005 06:59 PM
They are probably plotting to replace Georg W. Bush as we speak... sadly no one would notice, after all a beet couldn't really do a worse job. 
