characters you could take

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characters you could take

how could you beat? aunt may is mine

Blue Beetle. Especially nowadays.

Poolboy

Christ ... I don't know. Not many. Just about every damned character is an Olympic-level athelete (at least). Must suck to have spent your whole life training in gymnastics -- specializing only in that area -- to get to that level just to have some jerk who decided to throw on some spandex and fight crime one day catch up with you in ability overnight, despite the fact that gymnastics is only one small part of what he/she does. 🙄

I dunno. I think I could probably whip the Ventriloquist. I mean, I know Scarface is just a stupid dummy he's obsessed with. And I know that he's a pansy without his dummy to work behind.

Who else? Not many. Mainly the main characters' friends, girlfriends, etc. ... and not even then, in some cases. At least definitely not without weapons.

I mean, seriously, how many of us could even have taken Spoiler? Sure, she sucked compared to the people she was trying to roll with, but she was still good enough to take on groups of gangers, go one-on-one with a (supposed) martial arts expert (who was, at the very least, a large and well-muscled man) ... etc.

Comic book characters are so ungodly overpowered compared to any real human being that even the weakest ones would be too much for anyone who isn't a serious badass.

Any non-powered superhero wives/girlfriends !!!

Uncle Ben.

I'd **** him up.

Originally posted by long pig
Uncle Ben.

I'd **** him up.

😆

Pig, are you serious ?? Your gonna fu ck a MAN ??

So serious...droolio

SHITTTT, the attack of the drooling horny smiley !!!


Rolling Dice....jeez, why such a dirty mind?

I might be able to get a few shots on squidboy or something.

Originally posted by long pig
Uncle Ben.

I'd **** him up.


Love isn't censored on this forum.

ZING!

Wheres the dice ??

Originally posted by long pig
Uncle Ben.

I'd **** him up.

I hope you're not referring to Ben Parker. Cuz he would mess you up something nasty, man.

Why Colosus ??

Originally posted by ImmortalOne
Why Colosus ??

Eh? What do you mean, "Why Colossus?"

I think he means why Metalmanx, lol!

I could totally smash the crap out of that punk Jimmy Olson. 🏴‍☠️

Originally posted by Piedmon
I could totally smash the crap out of that punk Jimmy Olson. 🏴‍☠️

Dude, that's a given. He shouldn't even be allowed in this thread. A sickly Aunt May would thrash him.

i could probably take out galactus at 80% if i went all out.....