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Sancty
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Monica: My motto is get out before they go down.
Joey: That is so not my motto.

Apr 4th, 2007 09:59 AM

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Sancty
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Chandler: [to Joey who's removing his tie] Would you put that back on? Monica's gonna be here any minute.
Joey: But it hurts my Joey's Apple.
Chandler: [frustrated] Okay, for the last time. It's not named for each individual man.

Apr 4th, 2007 10:00 AM

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Apr 4th, 2007 10:00 AM

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Sancty
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[Monica knocks]
Chandler: You can't come in.
Monica: Why not?
Chandler: Because, uh, Ross is naked.
Ross: What?
Chandler: Well, I couldn't tell her I was naked. She's allowed to see me naked.
Ross: Why does anyone have to be naked?

Apr 4th, 2007 10:02 AM

Sancty
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Joey: And you call yourself an accountant?
Chandler: ...No.

Apr 4th, 2007 10:03 AM

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Joey: And you call yourself an accountant?
Chandler: ...No.

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Apr 4th, 2007 10:05 AM

Sancty
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[Chandler's key broke in Monica's door]
Chandler: I love you.
Monica: I love you too.
Chandler: Are you hugging the door right now?
Monica: Um... no?
Chandler: Uh... yeah, yeah, me neither.

Apr 4th, 2007 10:05 AM

Sancty
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Monica: Oh my god. How cute is the new eye doctor?
Rachel: So cute I'm thinking about jamming this pen in my eye.

Apr 4th, 2007 10:05 AM

Sancty
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Rachel: Finally. I get to see what Joey Tribianni is like on a date. So, you got any moves?
Joey: No. I'm just myself, and if the girl doesn't like that then-
[breaks down laughing]
Joey: I'm sorry, I couldn't even get through that.

Apr 4th, 2007 10:07 AM

Sancty
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Chandler: Hey, you guys in the living room all know what you want to do. You know, you have goals. You have dreams. I don't have a dream.
Ross: Ah, the lesser known "I Don't Have a Dream" speech.

Apr 4th, 2007 10:08 AM

Sancty
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How are you Mr. Baka?

Apr 4th, 2007 10:08 AM

Sancty
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Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian...
[everyone stares at Chandler]
Chandler: ... Did I say that out loud?

Apr 4th, 2007 10:10 AM

Sancty
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Joey: Hey Ross. If homo sapiens were in fact "homo sapiens", could that be why they're extinct?
Ross: Joey, homo sapiens are people.
Joey: Hey! I'm not judging here.

Apr 4th, 2007 10:11 AM

Sancty
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[Rachel complaining about her father]
Rachel: Oh, it was horrible. He called me "young lady".
Chandler: Ugh, I hate when my father calls me that.

Apr 4th, 2007 10:12 AM

Sancty
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Susie: How come all I can think about is putting that ice in my mouth and licking you all over?
Chandler: Because I went to an all-boys high school and God is making up for it.

Apr 4th, 2007 10:23 AM